Peter Kay's Britain's Got The Pop Factor....................

[boltonboris]

The problem with this show was that it's about 5 years too late. Peter Kay is pretty good at spotting absurd things we take for granted ("turn the big light off" and the like), but with reality shows, we all know how absurd they are anyway, so he's telling us nowt new.

Apart from he himself is absurd

It'll get rave reviews and everyone will bleat on about how great he is.. I think the only reason he's popular is because because are scraed to be branded boring if they don't like him

He's not even a comedian.. Comedians don't do cameo's in Coronation Street, not do they appear on a old (and shite) song's viedo walking up and down like a fat man doing a 'funny' walk and then claiming it's "Just for charity"

[Daxter]

I generally avoid anything with the words "Celebrity", "X", "pop", "factor", "ice", "choir", "America's next", "Big" and "Brother" in like the plague. I'm sure there are other words I've omitted from the list....

So I take it you wern't watching X Factor Sat evening then?

No good talking to you then about it then.

Actually little blonde dingle on X Factor is proberbly worth one.

Do you mean a vote, or a bit of hows your father? She is only 17 ya know...

[boltonboris]

I generally avoid anything with the words "Celebrity", "X", "pop", "factor", "ice", "choir", "America's next", "Big" and "Brother" in like the plague. I'm sure there are other words I've omitted from the list....

So I take it you wern't watching X Factor Sat evening then?

No good talking to you then about it then.

Actually little blonde dingle on X Factor is proberbly worth one.

Do you mean a vote, or a bit of hows your father? She is only 17 ya know...

Older than 16 so she's fair game, and fit to boot

[BWFC_Wyles]

I generally avoid anything with the words "Celebrity", "X", "pop", "factor", "ice", "choir", "America's next", "Big" and "Brother" in like the plague. I'm sure there are other words I've omitted from the list....

So I take it you wern't watching X Factor Sat evening then?

No good talking to you then about it then.

Actually little blonde dingle on X Factor is proberbly worth one.

Do you mean a vote, or a bit of hows your father? She is only 17 ya know...

Older than 16 so she's fair game, and fit to boot

Well said! I'd also happily take on Laura or Alexandra. Come to think of it the GIRLS category and their mentor are a feast of the highest quality!

[Daxter]

I generally avoid anything with the words "Celebrity", "X", "pop", "factor", "ice", "choir", "America's next", "Big" and "Brother" in like the plague. I'm sure there are other words I've omitted from the list....

So I take it you wern't watching X Factor Sat evening then?

No good talking to you then about it then.

Actually little blonde dingle on X Factor is proberbly worth one.

Do you mean a vote, or a bit of hows your father? She is only 17 ya know...

Older than 16 so she's fair game, and fit to boot

She's definately a looker, and is my favourite on the show. At least she's unique. The Bolton lass is way overated IMO.

[boltonboris]

I generally avoid anything with the words "Celebrity", "X", "pop", "factor", "ice", "choir", "America's next", "Big" and "Brother" in like the plague. I'm sure there are other words I've omitted from the list....

So I take it you wern't watching X Factor Sat evening then?

No good talking to you then about it then.

Actually little blonde dingle on X Factor is proberbly worth one.

Do you mean a vote, or a bit of hows your father? She is only 17 ya know...

Older than 16 so she's fair game, and fit to boot

She's definately a looker, and is my favourite on the show. At least she's unique. The Bolton lass is way overated IMO.

Yip, she looks like a fat bird eating a fat bird

[Tombwfc]

Wheres the 'It was alreet' option?

For me it was like listening to a double album. Theres a good few quality songs, but a shitload of filler that you need to get through. Ultimately you just wish they'd have picked the 10 best songs and left it at that.

Same difference here; if he'd just cut out the filler and kept it to under an hour, it would've been great. As it was, you had to sit through 10 minutes with not a lot going on, just to get a funny bit.

Not a complete Amir Kahn-style disaster (if nothing else, the whole Rick Astley/Paul McCartney bit saved it from being that), but definately not his best work. And like i said in the other thread, i doubt any of Kay/Spikey/Fitzmaurice/McGuiness will ever do anything remotely as good as Pheonix Nights, unless they all agree to work with each other again. Unfortunately, i doubt Kay thinks he needs any of them any more.

[boltonboris]

Wheres the 'It was alreet' option?

For me it was like listening to a double album. Theres a good few quality songs, but a shitload of filler that you need to get through. Ultimately you just wish they'd have picked the 10 best songs and left it at that.

Same difference here; if he'd just cut out the filler and kept it to under an hour, it would've been great. As it was, you had to sit through 10 minutes with not a lot going on, just to get a funny bit.

Not a complete Amir Kahn-style disaster (if nothing else, the whole Rick Astley/Paul McCartney bit saved it from being that), but definately not his best work. And like i said in the other thread, i doubt any of Kay/Spikey/Fitzmaurice/McGuiness will ever do anything remotely as good as Pheonix Nights, unless they all agree to work with each other again. Unfortunately, i doubt Kay thinks he needs any of them any more.

And the other can't do without him!

[officer_dibble]

yeah i thought it was awful last night but i looked back on some bits today and they did make me laugh

he peaked at phoenix nights and its all just one big come down, can have long left on the shelf anymore i guess

shame really

[bobby5]

I thought it was hilarious. A welcome return.

[Tombwfc]

The more i think about it the more i liked it actually (obviously because i remember the good bits and forget everything in between).

"R Gran wants you to know she's having a great time. Tonight shes doing a pub quiz with Thora Hird and Heath Ledger."

[BWFC_Insane]

I generally avoid anything with the words "Celebrity", "X", "pop", "factor", "ice", "choir", "America's next", "Big" and "Brother" in like the plague. I'm sure there are other words I've omitted from the list....

So I take it you wern't watching X Factor Sat evening then?

No good talking to you then about it then.

Actually little blonde dingle on X Factor is proberbly worth one.

Do you mean a vote, or a bit of hows your father? She is only 17 ya know...

Hoboh unless you mean a vote thats sick. She looks like a child!

[Tombwfc]

Why have her anyway when you could have that Spanish one?

[BWFC_Insane]

Why have her anyway when you could have that Spanish one?

Aye exactly.

[boltonboris]

Why have her anyway when you could have that Spanish one?

Aye exactly.

I'd put in a shift on that too

[BWFC_Wyles]

Why have her anyway when you could have that Spanish one?

Aye exactly.

I'd put in a shift on that too

Stunnin looking. Helps that the spanish tongue....language and all....would be pretty top notch in the bedroom! It also helped that she's got a crackin set on her too....and she's not afraid to show 'em off!!

Boris.....tremendous phrasing! I shall be paying you for the usage of that.

[communistworkethic]

aye she's alreet if you like bigger ladies.

T'wee dingle and alexandra for me, once I'd finished wi' Cheryl and shown her what a "full back" actually is, though.

[Worthy4England]

aye she's alreet if you like bigger ladies.

T'wee dingle and alexandra for me, once I'd finished wi' Cheryl and shown her what a "full back" actually is, though.

You'd take her to meet Nicky Hunt?

[wovlad]

I thought it was great, far better than the real thing. As a parody helped show the X Factor as the true pile of festering babboon shite that it actually is. The dodgy results & phone in scandals hilarious but based on fact not fiction, says it all.

[BWFC_Insane]

aye she's alreet if you like bigger ladies.

T'wee dingle and alexandra for me, once I'd finished wi' Cheryl and shown her what a "full back" actually is, though.

I still maintain thats wrong. She's pretty but looks like a 12 year old!