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Post by boltonboris » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:19 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Little Green Man wrote: Bruce, if you were wondering, it's Nicky Campbell.
:D Does he still guess people's birthsigns?

Boris, cheers mate. I've never heard of him, although I'd happily watch a film about Ray Charles (so long as they've done him justice).

That said, I still piss myself in a proper childish way whenever I see this.

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:26 pm

Schoolboy error.

EDIT: On a similar theme, I saw an interview with a bloke who mentioned 'corpsing'. After a few horrific moments of racking my brains, I realised I probably read the Urban Dictionary too much.
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:06 am

Face you just want to smash.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:08 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Face you just want to smash.

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I've met the guy and he's actually an alright bloke. That said I can see where you're coming from with his telly persona
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:14 am

Were you at a smug bastards r us meeting?
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:30 am

This fat tyke

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:37 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Were you at a smug bastards r us meeting?
Nah, was at the Comedy Store watching a mate (on stage, him not me!). Had a beer with several of the acts afterwards when the club had closed.

PS - I can be a smug bastard when I want to be :wink:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:34 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Were you at a smug bastards r us meeting?
Nah, was at the Comedy Store watching a mate (on stage, him not me!). Had a beer with several of the acts afterwards when the club had closed.

PS - I can be a smug bastard when I want to be :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:41 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
superjohnmcginlay wrote:Face you just want to smash.

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I've met the guy and he's actually an alright bloke. That said I can see where you're coming from with his telly persona
Oh no. Another one. Wee Greenie? Boris? :conf:
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:43 pm

Bit harsh Bruce
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:46 pm

boltonboris wrote:Bit harsh Bruce
Nooo, I mean who is it? I need your help!
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:49 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: I've met the guy and he's actually an alright bloke. That said I can see where you're coming from with his telly persona
Oh no. Another one. Wee Greenie? Boris? :conf:
Marcus Brigstocke for those who don't know. He'll not be pleased to appear on the same list as Jeremy Clarkson.

Talking of bumping into celebrities, I had a brief natter with Hardeep Singh Kohli the other day. Seems a nice enough chap.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:57 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Marcus Brigstocke for those who don't know. He'll not be pleased to appear on the same list as Jeremy Clarkson.

Talking of bumping into celebrities, I had a brief natter with Hardeep Singh Kohli the other day. Seems a nice enough chap.
Oh well, that's done me no good as I've still never heard of him.

I did once bump into the Indian Karaoke champion, Gerupta Singh.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:08 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: I've met the guy and he's actually an alright bloke. That said I can see where you're coming from with his telly persona
Oh no. Another one. Wee Greenie? Boris? :conf:
Marcus Brigstocke for those who don't know. He'll not be pleased to appear on the same list as Jeremy Clarkson.

Talking of bumping into celebrities, I had a brief natter with Hardeep Singh Kohli the other day. Seems a nice enough chap.
What's he doing since getting sacked from the One Show? (allegedly)
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:25 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: I've met the guy and he's actually an alright bloke. That said I can see where you're coming from with his telly persona
Oh no. Another one. Wee Greenie? Boris? :conf:
Marcus Brigstocke for those who don't know. He'll not be pleased to appear on the same list as Jeremy Clarkson.

Talking of bumping into celebrities, I had a brief natter with Hardeep Singh Kohli the other day. Seems a nice enough chap.
What's he doing since getting sacked from the One Show? (allegedly)
From what I gather he suspended himself (for 6 months?) rather than being sacked. He's just finished a stand-up show in Edinburgh.
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Post by blurred » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:29 pm

Little Green Man wrote:From what I gather he suspended himself (for 6 months?) rather than being sacked. He's just finished a stand-up show in Edinburgh.
Sat next to him in the audience at a show at the Gilded Balloon a couple of weeks ago, as it happens (where he was performing his show later on that day).

As for cocks, this guy goes to the top of my list:

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:40 pm

blurred wrote:Sat next to him in the audience at a show at the Gilded Balloon a couple of weeks ago, as it happens
Ditto.

Have to agree about Kelvin Mackenzie - prize cock, as is this chap...

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I'll give you a clue Bruce, his name sounds like an order to steal an expensive car.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:19 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
blurred wrote:Sat next to him in the audience at a show at the Gilded Balloon a couple of weeks ago, as it happens
Ditto.

Have to agree about Kelvin Mackenzie - prize cock, as is this chap...

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I'll give you a clue Bruce, his name sounds like an order to steal an expensive car.
Rob Hummer?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:49 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
blurred wrote:Sat next to him in the audience at a show at the Gilded Balloon a couple of weeks ago, as it happens
Ditto.

Have to agree about Kelvin Mackenzie - prize cock, as is this chap...

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I'll give you a clue Bruce, his name sounds like an order to steal an expensive car.
Nick Maserati? I haven't a clue who he is, either! :oops: Though he does remind me of Benny the Ball.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:09 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Nick Maserati? I haven't a clue who he is, either! :oops: Though he does remind me of Benny the Ball.
So near, and yet so Ferrari.
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