Tiger Woods car crash

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:24 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Is there some sort of Gillette curse going on? First Henry's villified for handball, and now Tiger's had a domestic. Let's just wait for Federer's bestiality to come to the fore to obliterate all the clean cut images and it's a full house. Or summat.

Liverpool fans have been going on about a Gillette curse for quite some time now.

jimbo · Post by **jimbo** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:29 am

seanworth wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Is there some sort of Gillette curse going on? First Henry's villified for handball, and now Tiger's had a domestic. Let's just wait for Federer's bestiality to come to the fore to obliterate all the clean cut images and it's a full house. Or summat.
Liverpool fans have been going on about a Gillette curse for quite some time now.

Looks like Erin definitely wasn't the best a man can get.........................

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:01 pm

officer_dibble wrote:apparently some story came out about him having an affair in a US paper a few days ago

if it does turn out to be this then I hope it's been good, coz that'll be some seriously expensive shagging when the Swede divorces him, gets 50% plus massive ongoing family costs.

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:57 am

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tiger_w ... ost_recent

http://www.tmz.com/

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:30 pm

Cheers fatshaft, good gossip hunting there

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:56 pm

http://www.newser.com/story/75245/jaime ... email.html

I'm stunned. Certainly sounds like him though, especially when he says 'number'.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:29 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:http://www.newser.com/story/75245/jaime ... email.html

I'm stunned. Certainly sounds like him though, especially when he says 'number'.

Not sure that "rich bloke playing away" is exactly "stunning" mummy.

Beeb doesn't give where the attribution has come from (original source) but is quoting him as follows

bloke getting hole in one wrote:"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," he said in a statement, without elaborating further.

"I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8391350.stm

officer_dibble · Post by **officer_dibble** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:26 pm

errrrrrrrm he meant stunned, as in shocked, worthy i think.

Bit of a shocker eh - it was/is a very weird story though.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:49 pm

officer_dibble wrote:errrrrrrrm he meant stunned, as in shocked, worthy i think.

Bit of a shocker eh - it was/is a very weird story though.

Oh.

I guess the older you get, the less easily yer shocked.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:26 pm

Bet thats the first time in a while he's not driven 300yards!!!!!

FFS he's only a bloody golfer, a bit young if you ask me to be playing an old retired mans game!

fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:44 pm

Hobinho wrote:Bet thats the first time in a while he's not driven 300yards!!!!!

FFS he's only a bloody golfer, a bit young if you ask me to be playing an old retired mans game!

What, shagging sround?

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:52 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:errrrrrrrm he meant stunned, as in shocked, worthy i think.

Bit of a shocker eh - it was/is a very weird story though.
Oh.

I guess the older you get, the less easily yer shocked.

Yeah, I'm shocked. I thought he was a genuinely good family man with the best life in the world - just wouldn't expect him to go chasing after a bit on the side at all.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:16 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:errrrrrrrm he meant stunned, as in shocked, worthy i think.

Bit of a shocker eh - it was/is a very weird story though.
Oh.

I guess the older you get, the less easily yer shocked.
Yeah, I'm shocked. I thought he was a genuinely good family man with the best life in the world - just wouldn't expect him to go chasing after a bit on the side at all.

Specially when this is what is waiting for you at home!

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:59 am

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:I guess the older you get, the less easily yer shocked.
Yeah, I'm shocked. I thought he was a genuinely good family man with the best life in the world - just wouldn't expect him to go chasing after a bit on the side at all.

Aww, Mummy. You're very young !

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:29 am

bobo the clown wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:I guess the older you get, the less easily yer shocked.
Yeah, I'm shocked. I thought he was a genuinely good family man with the best life in the world - just wouldn't expect him to go chasing after a bit on the side at all.
Aww, Mummy. You're very young !

I doubt he has to do much chasing. He probably gets women begging to polish his driver on a daily basis.

Cheese · Post by **Cheese** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:59 am

The Woods Family Christmas Card 2009

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fatshaft · Post by **fatshaft** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:27 am

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/spo ... 912032277/

TRANSGRESSIONS HAD FABULOUS TITS, SAYS WOODS
03-12-09

TIGER Woods yesterday confirmed there had been transgressions in his marriage, but insisted they all had magnificent charlies.

Following frenzied speculation surrounding his 2am car crash, the world's greatest golfer finally released a statement admitting he was no longer tedious.

Woods said: "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart, but my Christ, you should have seen them.

"When transgressions like that bounce playfully across your eyeline it takes super-human strength not to follow them to the bar and say 'Hello, I am Tiger Woods'.

"Those are the five most powerful words in the English language if crazy hotel sex is at the top of your to-do list and unfortunately I have not been true to my values by using them again and again and again. And again."

Meanwhile gap-toothed television viewers across America's Deep South have expressed relief that Woods has finally started acting like a proper black man.

Alabama grits farmer Roy Hobbs said: "I was gittin' real confused and fearful for a times back there. What with his impeccable manners and white man's speakin' voice, I was thinkin' maybes ma TV was on the fritz.

"But then he done wrecks his pimped-up Cadillac, cheats on his little white babymomma and runs away from the po-lice.

"That sumbitch is black and all is right with my world again. Praise Jesus."

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:03 pm

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 4:22 pm

BBC wrote:A woman who denied having an affair with Tiger Woods has cancelled a news conference that was set to take place in Los Angeles. Rachel Uchitel denied having an affair with Tiger Woods. Rachel Uchitel's lawyer was due to speak to reporters - but the briefing has been called off "due to unforeseen circumstances". A statement from attorney Gloria Allred's office did not elaborate on the circumstances of the cancellation.

Cheque's in the post?

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:31 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
officer_dibble wrote:errrrrrrrm he meant stunned, as in shocked, worthy i think.

Bit of a shocker eh - it was/is a very weird story though.
Oh.

I guess the older you get, the less easily yer shocked.
Yeah, I'm shocked. I thought he was a genuinely good family man with the best life in the world - just wouldn't expect him to go chasing after a bit on the side at all.

I do recall that he was your sports idol, pb, so it may be hard to take. Now you know how the little boy felt who said to Shoeless Joe Jackson "Say it ain't so, Joe" - but it was.

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