Jodie Marsh

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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by Prufrock » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:18 am

jaffka wrote:or maybe just thining of the brag factor..imagine turning into the pub on wednesday night "alright lads you will never guess who i have just slipped one into!"

All about the Queen. Pull out a ten pound note.....guess what lads?

Imagine being Price Charles sending a letter though. WEIRD.
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by jimbo_bwfc » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:31 am

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I'm trying to put a name to the face of the first one but I definitely spot Pink, Kerry Katona and Martina Navaratilova in that picture!
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by fatshaft » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:11 am

jimbo_bwfc wrote:Image

I'm trying to put a name to the face of the first one but I definitely spot Pink, Kerry Katona and Martina Navaratilova in that picture!
One on left is Amelle from Sugababes.

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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by boltonboris » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:33 am

What does she do? Like, what is she actually famous for?
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:48 am

boltonboris wrote:What does she do? Like, what is she actually famous for?
Shagging. Basically.
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by thebish » Thu Oct 06, 2011 8:53 am

also - why have they added on a black and white minstrel show requirement?
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:08 am

thebish wrote:also - why have they added on a black and white minstrel show requirement?
As I understand it, the shows being in dark halls with artificial light, darker skin with oil on it shows up the muscle definition better as the light reflects off the oil in the depressions around the muscles...

Could be bollocks of course.
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by thebish » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:13 am

Worthy4England wrote:
thebish wrote:also - why have they added on a black and white minstrel show requirement?
As I understand it, the shows being in dark halls with artificial light, darker skin with oil on it shows up the muscle definition better as the light reflects off the oil in the depressions around the muscles...

Could be bollocks of course.

ahh - I guess that kinda makes sense...
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by thebish » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:14 am

:shock:

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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by jaffka » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:31 am

steroids?
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:36 am

Not today thanks.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:37 am

thebish wrote::shock:

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That can't be real.
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:51 am

fecking hell.
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by thebish » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:54 am

spinach - that's what does it - or so I heard!
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by Hoboh » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:35 am

thebish wrote:Image
Jordens tits, Rooneys head, little dick! poor sod ain't got much going for him
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by Raven » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:28 pm

I still wouldn't and not even opened the link, her and that creature seem to have everything I hate in a woman!
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:34 pm

thebish wrote::shock:

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Is that real or is it a novelty chair?
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by thebish » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:03 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
thebish wrote::shock:

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Is that real or is it a novelty chair?
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Re: Jodie Marsh

Post by bobo the clown » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:18 pm

Those blokes CANNOT be real.

If they are then ...... they have become so obsessed they are effectively mentally ill. Fck, they look like they will burst at any moment. Someone please confirm they aren't real !!!
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