Free Carling for the Jubilee

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Thu May 24, 2012 10:35 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Grunt! I'm calling the police. I mean, it won't be like you just happened to have remembered that Linda
Lusardi photo by way of it having been first shown within the past week or two now, will it?! :shock:


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It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Prufrock » Thu May 24, 2012 11:46 pm

Draught lager is pish. Apart from Red Stripe which is ok. Bottles I can deal with if ice cold and its a hot day.
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 25, 2012 12:10 am

Prufrock wrote:Draught lager is pish. Apart from Red Stripe which is ok. Bottles I can deal with if ice cold and its a hot day.
Bring back Double Diamond and Watney's Red Barrel. :wink:
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Prufrock » Fri May 25, 2012 12:13 am

I have literally no idea what you just said.

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 25, 2012 12:17 am

Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

:D
Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that. :D
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by William the White » Fri May 25, 2012 12:26 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

:D
Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that. :D
I understand... And those two beers were unspeakably horrible and part of the vile assault by the brewers on the beautiful beverage that is cask beer...

I'm surprised, and totally pleased, that it continues to survive and innovate... :D

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by thebish » Fri May 25, 2012 7:54 am

Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

:D

all together: (to the tune "there's a hole in my bucket")

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Works wonders, works wonders,
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So drink one today!

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri May 25, 2012 8:43 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
thebish wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Maria Whittakers boobs.........I think.

:shock: I'm not sure I'd want to know how you can tell that!!!
Actually, Linda Lusardi's.

I see her in Sainsbury's quite a lot. Always try to catch her walking through the cold section.. :twisted:

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by bobo the clown » Fri May 25, 2012 9:15 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

:D
Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that. :D
Since it was fundemental to one of the very best & most famous Python sketches, I can't.

:whack:
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by thebish » Fri May 25, 2012 9:27 am

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
thebish wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Maria Whittakers boobs.........I think.

:shock: I'm not sure I'd want to know how you can tell that!!!
Actually, Linda Lusardi's.

I see her in Sainsbury's quite a lot. Always try to catch her walking through the cold section.. :twisted:
they must be round her ankles by now, surely??

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 25, 2012 9:31 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste! :(
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by bobo the clown » Fri May 25, 2012 9:42 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste! :(
Tremendously diverse of you Bruce.

Pop into HR on your way out today, there's a good chap.


Anyway, she's a fckg head case, so well avoided anyway. Linda Lusardi, btw guys is mine ... & mine alone, now back off.
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by thebish » Fri May 25, 2012 9:47 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste! :(
Tremendously diverse of you Bruce.

Pop into HR on your way out today, there's a good chap.


Anyway, she's a fckg head case, so well avoided anyway. Linda Lusardi, btw guys is mine ... & mine alone, now back off.

no arguments from me, Bobo - you're very welcome!

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri May 25, 2012 9:49 am

Hehe you older guys and your 80s page 3 girls...

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by thebish » Fri May 25, 2012 9:55 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Hehe you older guys and your 80s page 3 girls...
yeah - tsk! that's Bobo all over!! 8)

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 25, 2012 11:10 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Hehe you older guys and your 80s page 3 girls...
Jimmy's obviously your more contemporary 'News in Briefs' kinnda guy.

Taziki from Basildon (18) is concerned about Britain's distribution of wealth. She says "I genuinely believe that continued pound cost averaging on the part of the wealthy few will undermine the country's greater fiscal framework".

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri May 25, 2012 11:13 am

She says the dirtiest things.

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri May 25, 2012 11:38 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste! :(
Tremendously diverse of you Bruce.

Pop into HR on your way out today, there's a good chap.


Anyway, she's a fckg head case, so well avoided anyway. Linda Lusardi, btw guys is mine ... & mine alone, now back off.

Next time I see her I'll try and get a photo just for you Bobo. 8)

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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 25, 2012 12:53 pm

William the White wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

:D
Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that. :D
I understand... And those two beers were unspeakably horrible and part of the vile assault by the brewers on the beautiful beverage that is cask beer...

I'm surprised, and totally pleased, that it continues to survive and innovate... :D
Since the topic was crap beer/lager,that why I mentioned this pair. Clubs seemed to favour them, Empress was one. Utter crime when Maggee Marshalls best ( the best pint of beer ever, ever) was available.
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee

Post by CAPSLOCK » Fri May 25, 2012 11:41 pm

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