Free Carling for the Jubilee
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Re: Free Carling for the Jubilee
Bruce Rioja wrote:Grunt! I'm calling the police. I mean, it won't be like you just happened to have remembered that Linda
Lusardi photo by way of it having been first shown within the past week or two now, will it?!

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Draught lager is pish. Apart from Red Stripe which is ok. Bottles I can deal with if ice cold and its a hot day.
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Bring back Double Diamond and Watney's Red Barrel.Prufrock wrote:Draught lager is pish. Apart from Red Stripe which is ok. Bottles I can deal with if ice cold and its a hot day.

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I have literally no idea what you just said.


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Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that.Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

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I understand... And those two beers were unspeakably horrible and part of the vile assault by the brewers on the beautiful beverage that is cask beer...TANGODANCER wrote:Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that.Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.
I'm surprised, and totally pleased, that it continues to survive and innovate...

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Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.
all together: (to the tune "there's a hole in my bucket")
A Double Diamond works wonders,
Works wonders, works wonders,
A Double Diamond works wonders,
So drink one today!
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Annoyed Grunt wrote:Actually, Linda Lusardi's.thebish wrote:Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Maria Whittakers boobs.........I think.
I'm not sure I'd want to know how you can tell that!!!
I see her in Sainsbury's quite a lot. Always try to catch her walking through the cold section..

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Since it was fundemental to one of the very best & most famous Python sketches, I can't.TANGODANCER wrote:Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that.Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.

Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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they must be round her ankles by now, surely??Gary the Enfield wrote:Annoyed Grunt wrote:Actually, Linda Lusardi's.thebish wrote:Annoyed Grunt wrote:
Maria Whittakers boobs.........I think.
I'm not sure I'd want to know how you can tell that!!!
I see her in Sainsbury's quite a lot. Always try to catch her walking through the cold section..
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I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste!Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.

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Tremendously diverse of you Bruce.Bruce Rioja wrote:I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste!Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
Pop into HR on your way out today, there's a good chap.
Anyway, she's a fckg head case, so well avoided anyway. Linda Lusardi, btw guys is mine ... & mine alone, now back off.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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bobo the clown wrote:Tremendously diverse of you Bruce.Bruce Rioja wrote:I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste!Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
Pop into HR on your way out today, there's a good chap.
Anyway, she's a fckg head case, so well avoided anyway. Linda Lusardi, btw guys is mine ... & mine alone, now back off.
no arguments from me, Bobo - you're very welcome!
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Hehe you older guys and your 80s page 3 girls...
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yeah - tsk! that's Bobo all over!!ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Hehe you older guys and your 80s page 3 girls...

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Jimmy's obviously your more contemporary 'News in Briefs' kinnda guy.ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Hehe you older guys and your 80s page 3 girls...
Taziki from Basildon (18) is concerned about Britain's distribution of wealth. She says "I genuinely believe that continued pound cost averaging on the part of the wealthy few will undermine the country's greater fiscal framework".
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She says the dirtiest things.
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bobo the clown wrote:Tremendously diverse of you Bruce.Bruce Rioja wrote:I met Sam Fox last year. Did you know that she's a rug-muncher? SUCH a waste!Annoyed Grunt wrote: It was either Maria or Linda....definitely not Sam Fox, wrong hair colour.
Pop into HR on your way out today, there's a good chap.
Anyway, she's a fckg head case, so well avoided anyway. Linda Lusardi, btw guys is mine ... & mine alone, now back off.
Next time I see her I'll try and get a photo just for you Bobo.

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Since the topic was crap beer/lager,that why I mentioned this pair. Clubs seemed to favour them, Empress was one. Utter crime when Maggee Marshalls best ( the best pint of beer ever, ever) was available.William the White wrote:I understand... And those two beers were unspeakably horrible and part of the vile assault by the brewers on the beautiful beverage that is cask beer...TANGODANCER wrote:Since their heyday was around the sixties I can understand that.Prufrock wrote:I have literally no idea what you just said.
I'm surprised, and totally pleased, that it continues to survive and innovate...
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