"Bet he's a right **** when he's not in front of the camera"

[Andy Waller]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Did her lady bits smell faintly of bananas?

[Gary the Enfield]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Did her lady bits smell faintly of bananas?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Blue Monkey Heid!

[Athers]

Steve Coogan.............

I love Coogan to be fair, but I watched a documentary about him in Australia and he came across as a bit of a tit.

Friend has seem him in Press Club in Manchester with a young thing, 18 or 19, if that - old enough to be her dad and then some etc. At the same time though just walking around doing the old "A-ha" thing to every fit girl in the place. How strange.

[ChrisC]

David Dickinson the orange faced whopper!

He was on celebrity apprentice I think it was. Forgot he was on camera at times being out of his comfort zone. Jumped up prick! Proper horrible fecker.

[wigan white]

Noel Edmonds.....with that feckin dyed beard

[wigan white]

Eamonn "Red shoit" Holmes......utter knob

[wigan white]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Along the same lines, my mate once banged Jenny Powell off 80's TV in a toilet cubicle in Manchester..........

[bobo the clown]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Along the same lines, my mate once banged Jenny Powell off 80's TV in a toilet cubicle in Manchester..........

B'stard. I didn't half fancy her in those days. I suspect I still would.

[Bruce Rioja]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Along the same lines, my mate once banged Jenny Powell off 80's TV in a toilet cubicle in Manchester..........

I fecking hate your mate. D'ya hear?

[wigan white]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Along the same lines, my mate once banged Jenny Powell off 80's TV in a toilet cubicle in Manchester..........

I fecking hate your mate. D'ya hear?

Hahaha, we'd seen him talking to her and then they both disappeared into the toilets, the dirty bugger. She was on that Keith Lemon fake biography programme last year and still looks half decent. She was a stunner though in them days.

[Gary the Enfield]

As an aside. My mate banged that bird that was getting fingered that night. Proper milf, but obviously a bit of a slag

Along the same lines, my mate once banged Jenny Powell off 80's TV in a toilet cubicle in Manchester..........

I fecking hate your mate. D'ya hear?

Hahaha, we'd seen him talking to her and then they both disappeared into the toilets, the dirty bugger. She was on that Keith Lemon fake biography programme last year and still looks half decent. She was a stunner though in them days.

Your mate's dead to me. You hear? Dead!

[Raven]

I hate his mate too

[Andy Waller]

I hate his mate too

+1

[Andy Waller]

I bet Paul O'Grady is a horrible person.

[CrazyHorse]

I bet Paul O'Grady is a horrible person.

Please don't say your dislike of O'Grady is because you have a similar Lilly Savage related toilet cubicle story?

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Nah, I've met Paul O'Grady and he's a decent bloke.

[malcd1]

Nah, I've met Paul O'Grady and he's a decent bloke.

He can't be he's a Scouser.

[wigan white]

Actually thinking about it, my mate has a "history" with Celebs as he's also smooched with Kim Marsh (of Hearsay and Corrie fame) and he's got into fisticuffs with Zammo from grange hill (who was an ignorant and nasty little cnut) on a jaunt to Wembley to watch Challeneg Cup final.....

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Nah, I've met Paul O'Grady and he's a decent bloke.

He can't be he's a Scouser.

I agree that that would make it unlikely, but he is from the Wirral, not Liverpool.

[Bruce Rioja]

I bet Paul O'Grady is a horrible person.

An ex GF used to work with him on that morning show that they shot in Liverpool docks. She said he was/is an absolutely wonderful bloke.