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To be fair though, compared to some of the crap that is on TV on a Saturday night having a show called 'Pole Dancing with CrazyHorse' where, wearing nothing but a gold larmay thong I show viewers how to reproduce their favourite strip joint moves in the comfort of their own home would be a pretty good show.keveh wrote:Compared to some of the crap that is on TV on a Saturday night, I think they are pretty good.
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I was thinking about pitching my idea - Commie's Celebrity Tw@tting.
Each week there is a line up of "celebrities" from that week's news, you, the viewers, vote for the clebrity you'd most like to get a tw@tting. The "winner" is then set upon by me in an SAS-style ski mask when they least expect it and are beaten sensless with a variety of clubs and cudgels with the aid of one lucky viewer drawn at random from the voters.
Each week there is a line up of "celebrities" from that week's news, you, the viewers, vote for the clebrity you'd most like to get a tw@tting. The "winner" is then set upon by me in an SAS-style ski mask when they least expect it and are beaten sensless with a variety of clubs and cudgels with the aid of one lucky viewer drawn at random from the voters.
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i'd watch itCrazyHorse wrote:To be fair though, compared to some of the crap that is on TV on a Saturday night having a show called 'Pole Dancing with CrazyHorse' where, wearing nothing but a gold larmay thong I show viewers how to reproduce their favourite strip joint moves in the comfort of their own home would be a pretty good show.keveh wrote:Compared to some of the crap that is on TV on a Saturday night, I think they are pretty good.
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Obviously you haven't seen CrazyHorse. Trust me, this show wouldn't be pretty.Gnome wrote:i'd watch itCrazyHorse wrote:To be fair though, compared to some of the crap that is on TV on a Saturday night having a show called 'Pole Dancing with CrazyHorse' where, wearing nothing but a gold larmay thong I show viewers how to reproduce their favourite strip joint moves in the comfort of their own home would be a pretty good show.keveh wrote:Compared to some of the crap that is on TV on a Saturday night, I think they are pretty good.
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I would just like to add, that I agree with everthing Warthog has saidCrazyHorse wrote:I like to think that it would be sexy in a less obvious way.warthog wrote:keveh wrote:No it wouldn't.warthog wrote:Obviously you haven't seen CrazyHorse. Trust me, this show wouldn't be pretty.
It would just be erotic.
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Good to see that the campaign to shatter CrazyHorse's self esteem is gathering momentum.Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I would just like to add, that I agree with everthing Warthog has saidCrazyHorse wrote:I like to think that it would be sexy in a less obvious way.warthog wrote:keveh wrote:No it wouldn't.warthog wrote:Obviously you haven't seen CrazyHorse. Trust me, this show wouldn't be pretty.
It would just be erotic.
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So you lot won't be wanting front seat tickets for the pilot show then? I've just got off the phone with Granada TV and they love the idea. They've given me tickets to give to ten lucky front seat punters who will get to be the ones to stuff £10 notes down the thong during the dance routines.warthog wrote:Good to see that the campaign to shatter CrazyHorse's self esteem is gathering momentum.Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I would just like to add, that I agree with everthing Warthog has saidCrazyHorse wrote:I like to think that it would be sexy in a less obvious way.warthog wrote:keveh wrote: No it wouldn't.
It would just be erotic.
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I think theyre really funny, but agree they should wear name tags! Now the ones i wanna kill are peter kay and that other kay from t4, hes a c**t!!warthog wrote:Slowly.Gnome wrote:kill them
I still don't know which one is which. They should wear name tags.
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'im vernon, from bolton' he's alright,it just most kid's presenters i cant stand - i know its their job to be irritating to adults cos thats whats entertaining to kids but ARGHboltonboris wrote:I think theyre really funny, but agree they should wear name tags! Now the ones i wanna kill are peter kay and that other kay from t4, hes a c**t!!
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CrazyHorse wrote:So you lot won't be wanting front seat tickets for the pilot show then? I've just got off the phone with Granada TV and they love the idea. They've given me tickets to give to ten lucky front seat punters who will get to be the ones to stuff £10 notes down the thong during the dance routines.warthog wrote:Good to see that the campaign to shatter CrazyHorse's self esteem is gathering momentum.Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I would just like to add, that I agree with everthing Warthog has saidCrazyHorse wrote:I like to think that it would be sexy in a less obvious way.warthog wrote:
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