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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri May 19, 2006 8:37 am

quotes of the night

pete: what's your name?
bonnie: bonner
pete: bonner?
bonnie: no, bonnie

george: i have a substantial allowance which my family worked very hard for

leah: i'm not a freak just a bit abnormal
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Post by keveh » Fri May 19, 2006 9:22 am

To me that Bonnie sounded like she was saying Bono.
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Post by ratbert » Fri May 19, 2006 9:32 am

I'm waiting for the bit where they let them in the garden and a group of starving tigers are waiting for them.

And surely half of them are actors? That Pete is like Norman Wisdom on speed.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri May 19, 2006 9:37 am

keveh wrote:To me that Bonnie sounded like she was saying Bono.
chavtastic
and to think she thinks she's beautiful

anyone pick up that that scousers best mate is Kevin Nolan's cousin? amused me
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Post by white blood » Fri May 19, 2006 10:09 am

Shabazz! the self acclaimed 'paki puff' is making me laugh - he sounds like mrs doubtfire!
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Post by Snowlika » Fri May 19, 2006 10:13 am

I like the guy with Terrets :D
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Post by Kylofski » Fri May 19, 2006 10:35 am

KeawYeadWhite wrote:So plodder thinks that Grace and Lisa are equally good looking..

sweet mother of God.

:whack:
Who is the better looking of the two then?
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Post by Gemini » Fri May 19, 2006 11:04 am

Anyone else hear what Davina said about the scouser guy who kind looks like Vernon...his best friends cousin is Kevin Nolan

Im liking Sezar looks wise so far...Chris (Yourislegod) likes Imogen :roll:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 19, 2006 11:12 am

Snowlika wrote:I like the guy with Terrets :D
Is there really someone on with Tourettes? I heard someone at work mention it. This must be one of the most controversial bits of British television ever then!!! The afflicted being put up as pure entertainment whilst no doubt someone will try and spin it out as 'giving the public an insight into this terrible condition'.

Like it or not it's a bloody masterstroke!!

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri May 19, 2006 11:19 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Snowlika wrote:I like the guy with Terrets :D
Is there really someone on with Tourettes? I heard someone at work mention it. This must be one of the most controversial bits of British television ever then!!! The afflicted being put up as pure entertainment whilst no doubt someone will try and spin it out as 'giving the public an insight into this terrible condition'.

Like it or not it's a bloody masterstroke!!

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The Tourrettes Foundation lot where interviewed this morning. They said they had initial concernes but having seen Pete they weren't that bothered as he was such an exaggerated case whose behaviour was so out of line with any one that tried to live a proper "normal" life with the condition.

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Post by Raven » Fri May 19, 2006 12:21 pm

Listened to the commentary as they came in (g/f watches it, I play on the PS2) and I liked the woman that said she hates people, thats class :) Everyone at work reckons shes just like me :)

Hate the show though, its clearly fixed and little more than a freak show.
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Post by blurred » Fri May 19, 2006 12:26 pm

That Tourette's bloke is faking it...
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Post by Gertie » Fri May 19, 2006 12:28 pm

I think I'd rather walk round Wigan with a rusty nail in my toe than watch it....

Unless there are any cute, reasonably normal, boys in it.... It's never been equalled since they put wee Markie Owen in the house years and years ago... *sigh*
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 19, 2006 2:30 pm

Quote from the immortal Billy Connelly on the topic:

"People in a house watching people in a house on TV? Get a life for fux sake! :mrgreen:

Spot on.
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Post by a1 » Fri May 19, 2006 3:46 pm

the funniest bit was when the turrets dude met the posh daddy's wallets thief posh boy and his terets kicked in "fecking wanker"..

but when he met the next freak (i think it was the OTT gay dole dosser jock who was proper real in for a cussing) there were no similar [*warning* may offenc] "bender" "p*ki b*****d" "jocksh*te" type outbursts .. which makes me think its put on...

No?

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Post by Gnome » Fri May 19, 2006 9:09 pm

blurred wrote:That Tourette's bloke is faking it...
yup exactly what i think

it was so funny, im gonna go watch in a min, not too concerned that im missing it at the mo tho. at least im off on holiday so i wont get sucked in (i hope!)
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Post by Gnome » Fri May 19, 2006 9:30 pm

am watching now - doesnt Bonna look like Rosie Webster? LOL

the welsh girl needs to be gagged

Bunny girl - oh my god, he says wankers all the time,he's so funny :crazy:


It's hilarious - but i want to kill the 'paki poof' already
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Post by Barry Siddall's Sideburns » Fri May 19, 2006 10:09 pm

Gnome wrote:am watching now - doesnt Bonna look like Rosie Webster? LOL

the welsh girl needs to be gagged

Bunny girl - oh my god, he says wankers all the time,he's so funny :crazy:


It's hilarious - but i want to kill the 'paki poof' already
Funniest thing about the Tourettes guy was that it took some of the vacuous tarts over two hours to figure out he had tourettes, because they had their head so far up their own arse they didn't notice.

So where exactly do you have to hang out to see gay people actually prance around with one hand in the air like John Inman, i've never seen it on canal street in Manchester.

The scouser needs ceefax subtitles to make sense of what he is saying.

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Post by perfan » Mon May 22, 2006 1:37 pm

Ooh I want Pete to win. I want to kill Nikki "I need BOTTLED water I can't drink dirty disgusting tap water."
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Post by keveh » Mon May 22, 2006 1:49 pm

perfan wrote:I want to kill Nikki "I need BOTTLED water I can't drink dirty disgusting tap water."
That was just fkn unbelieveable.

"I don't know how you can expect me to drink tap water, I NEED bottled water"

BB: "Big Brothers water is filtere twice"

now shut up you bitch.


If I was in that house I would have killed Shahbaz by now
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