TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Batman » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:55 pm

and then he told me about Monica, so I bit it off! It's still in here!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:37 pm

A hard choice from some great entries but the winner is:
Harry Genshaw wrote:The reason Bill went to Monica for oral sex became clear.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:54 pm

Cheers Monty. Here goes..

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Post by Batman » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:57 pm

I want love, just a different kind
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:58 am

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The Batman look-a-like contest produced a dead heat.
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Post by blurred » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:42 am

Where are you putting that rocket, man?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:14 pm

Never monkey around with Sir Elton - you never know what he's been up to.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:06 pm

Song for Guy the Gorilla
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:45 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Song for Guy the Gorilla
Don't take this the wrong way, 'cos you usually make me laugh with your sense of humour.

You do know that 'Song for Guy' was written to commemorate the life (and death) of Guy the Gorilla who resided at London Zoo don't you?

It's just that I don't get it, and I had to let you know. :conf:

Carry on.
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Post by Batman » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:47 pm

enfieldwhite in 'mourning an ape' shocker
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:58 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
Little Green Man wrote:Song for Guy the Gorilla
Don't take this the wrong way, 'cos you usually make me laugh with your sense of humour.

You do know that 'Song for Guy' was written to commemorate the life (and death) of Guy the Gorilla who resided at London Zoo don't you?

It's just that I don't get it, and I had to let you know. :conf:

Carry on.
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:59 pm

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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:01 pm

Batman wrote:enfieldwhite in 'mourning an ape' shocker
We're all the same under the skin. :mrgreen:

I'm not mourning the Gorilla, I simply don't get the joke. Is LGM just doing a catchphrase 'say what you see?', or does he not realise that the song was about the Gorilla?

I'm confused, not bereft.
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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:11 pm

Try again...

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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:17 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
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Little Green Man wrote:Song for Guy the Gorilla
Don't take this the wrong way, 'cos you usually make me laugh with your sense of humour.

You do know that 'Song for Guy' was written to commemorate the life (and death) of Guy the Gorilla who resided at London Zoo don't you?

It's just that I don't get it, and I had to let you know. :conf:

Carry on.
Quite clearly not. I'm not well up on the silverback catalogue of Reg Dwight. :oops:
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:50 pm

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:10 pm

Some good shouts there but the winner is

Worthy4England

The comparison was spooky and made me lol
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:38 am

Thanks HG, but with apologies to HRG and Batty....coz it made me laugh too....:-)

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Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:50 pm

Do I need to change this pic? everyone conscienctous objectrs?
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Post by chris » Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:20 pm

Scholes tried to impress Capello in an attempt to regain an England spot.
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