TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:01 pm

Grass-Banksy completes another piece of over-hyped street art.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:15 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Grass-Banksy completes another piece of over-hyped street art.
A sadly disappointing turnout for this one, but LGM wins by dint of vitriol. :wink:
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:04 pm

Damned with faint praise!

Here's a couple of ex-presidents for you...

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Post by Verbal » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:07 pm

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And may I present to you, the Russian Federation and its people, President Medvedev! He's a good boy isn't he? Oh yes he is, oh yes he is!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:34 pm

Putin checks with KGB headquarters using the latest K9 voice over internet communication device, completely fooling Bush Sr.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:14 pm

"Just a soft bark will do. One for good guy,, two for asshole".

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:20 pm

"vot is dat yu say? there is dwarf hiding behind former president bush?"
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:25 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:29 pm

colly here is one of our top agents, she has news from the frontline. here colly, what does that bastard brown say today

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:38 pm

No Vladimir, that's not what we mean by dogging round here

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:41 pm

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:32 pm

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Bush Snr looks on in bemusment at Jasper Carrot

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Post by communistworkethic » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:01 pm

Vladimir had misunderstood when he'd been told Barbara Bush was an old dog.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:35 am

And the winner is... Verbal

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Post by Verbal » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:15 pm

Thanks LGM!

Keeping with an international theme, and considering last night, have this one...

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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:17 pm

gottle o gear, gottle o gear
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:28 pm

Just how long are you gonna keep Bill's nuts in there Hilary?

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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:32 pm

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:27 pm

that ass is not a patch on chelsea's

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:26 pm

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Fancy a little ceegar holder in the oval orrifice, Mrs C? Sauce for the goose an' all that?
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