TW Caption Competition Part 2

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:00 pm

Obama big hard-on

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:01 pm

"I'll give you a big 'pole' result, come and see my presidential erection."

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:14 pm

"Ya know Hil, put a pair of glasses on and you'd be a knocker for that weakest-link chic's mother".

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hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:33 pm

(kiefer's velvet tones) "today's speech takes place between 7pm and 8pm on the day of the california presidential primary"

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:41 pm

Verbal wrote:

Guess the Bayou Knights voted for Hillary then...God Bless the Lone Star state...

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:02 pm

Winner is...

hisroyalgingerness wrote:that ass is not a patch on chelsea's

all yours hrg.

hisroyalgingerness · Post by **hisroyalgingerness** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:26 am

cheers fella, enjoy all

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:27 am

Alan Smith?

Up front?!

General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:51 am

ARRRGGGHHH F'KINELL, WHO'S FARTED?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:37 am

Keegans new tactic of public repentance gets under way. Let's hope it doesn't spread to the crowd or the tears will make the Tyne a flood hazard.

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TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:46 am

Kev sets the winning mood with a quick hokey-kokey session before kick off.

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chris · Post by **chris** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:51 am

Keegan realises he left the team bus headlights on.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:06 am

You put your left leg in
You put your left leg out
You put your left leg in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn yourself around

Oh, the hokey cokey cokey cokey,
Oh, the hokey cokey cokey cokey,
Oh, the hokey cokey cokey cokey,
That's what it's all about.

FD · Post by FD » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:34 pm

"If we could just VISUALISE winning a game it might happen lads!!"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:10 pm

"Hari-khrishna, Hari-hari, Krishna Hari,giz a win.

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General Mannerheim · Post by **General Mannerheim** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:20 pm

The Newcastle staff were both impressed and appalled when the lap dancer from Munich performed her old trick with a scarf!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:25 pm

Keegan finally discovered he had been sitting next to the 'Northern Cock' sign all match!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:26 pm

And your transfer kitty will be directly in line with our sponsor's profits.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:28 pm

News has just broken that prior to leaving, Sam Allardyce had agreed a pre-contract deal with Nicky Hunt.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:23 pm

"And another thing Kev, because of your inability to stop us conceding goals, we've signed a defender to tighten things up at the back. Got him at a steal as well from Wigan no less."

"Titus Bramble I think his name is."

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