Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Jakerbeef]

Heck I would have tipped you off the week it landed if I thought you guys would go for 'Irish' humour! Limerick to be exact.

But then Father Ted is fondly thought of here so maybe I should have known.

[Gooner Girl]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

[Montreal Wanderer]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

TMI (or not enough)

[Harry Genshaw]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

AND you've left the bath taps running

[Gooner Girl]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

AND you've left the bath taps running

I'll admit it's not been one of my best weeks...

[Dujon]

I shouldn't laught, GG, but that reminds me of an incident that a late mate of mine related. He, the mate, was having a couple or few cold beers on a hot day at his local club. On one occasion he popped into the 'loo to find a rather flustered gentleman standing there. The said gent asked my friend if he'd pass a message to a couple of mates with whom he, the gentleman, had been drinking. "Just let them know that I've forgotten something and had to duck home - I'll be back in twenty minutes." My friend agreed to pass the message. Then the flustered gentleman blurted out "I put my undies on back-to-front this morning".

Poor bugger.

[TANGODANCER]

This is a messy little tale, but absolutely true, Dujon. In my apprentices days I used to work for a big firm with a lot of employees. Each department used one set of toilets (about 14 units if I remember. Most mornings the toilets did a good trade, usually in the first hour. Wilsons bitter was a drink in vogue and had some serious devotees back then. Most of the blokes wore boiler suits or bib and brace overalls for work. Anyway........

This guy goes racing into trap six or whatever at Mach speed one Monday morning. Unfastens the clips on his bib and brace overalls and flings the straps back and dives onto the seat just in time. Unfortunately, the overall straps beat him down and went straight down the porcelein. I'll leave you to imagine the rest, but the tale got round in very short order and he didn't half get some welly.

[LeverEnd]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

I once slept all day after a big night out then got up and rushed out in time to meet some friends for tea. Driving there I thought my car seat felt uncomfortable but it was only when I got to the restaurant that I discovered my undies from the night before were still in my jeans leg. Fortunately my mate's house was across the road so I posted them through the letterbox and picked them up after the meal.

[Annoyed Grunt]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

I once slept all day after a big night out then got up and rushed out in time to meet some friends for tea. Driving there I thought my car seat felt uncomfortable but it was only when I got to the restaurant that I discovered my undies from the night before were still in my jeans leg. Fortunately my mate's house was across the road so I posted them through the letterbox and picked them up after the meal.

Could you not have put them in your car?

[LeverEnd]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

I once slept all day after a big night out then got up and rushed out in time to meet some friends for tea. Driving there I thought my car seat felt uncomfortable but it was only when I got to the restaurant that I discovered my undies from the night before were still in my jeans leg. Fortunately my mate's house was across the road so I posted them through the letterbox and picked them up after the meal.

Could you not have put them in your car?

That would have meant walking back and I was already late. The letterbox was right across the road. He was slightly bemused when I got in there and told him.

[Gooner Girl]

It has taken me til mid afternoon to realise that not only is my underwear on inside out, but I have odd socks on today too. This is why I should avoid getting dressed before 9am.

I once slept all day after a big night out then got up and rushed out in time to meet some friends for tea. Driving there I thought my car seat felt uncomfortable but it was only when I got to the restaurant that I discovered my undies from the night before were still in my jeans leg. Fortunately my mate's house was across the road so I posted them through the letterbox and picked them up after the meal.

Thankyou for making me feel better! I still remember feeling mortified at infant school when I went to the toilet only to discover I was still wearing my nightie under my school uniform and I hadn't taken it off when I got dressed that morning. I stayed in there quietly crying for ages. Felt like the end of the world aged 6...

[89bwfc89]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

[Montreal Wanderer]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

I suppose it may depend on what you do for a living...

[89bwfc89]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

I suppose it may depend on what you do for a living...

True.

Office job.

[Bruce Rioja]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

I suppose it may depend on what you do for a living...

She's a lumberjack for Chesswood Mushrooms.

[Gooner Girl]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

I've done that when wearing a strapless one before, sudden panic before relief sets in! Can't be doing smuggling peas!

[clapton is god]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

My wife very nearly put two bras on a couple of weeks ago. I was on the phone in the bedroom as she was getting dressed and saw her put the first one on and bend down and pick another up. She had the second around herself and was starting to fasten it before she realised her mistake. I was desperate to dissolve into laughter but was on a business call so had to keep a straight face.

[Gooner Girl]

I forgot to put my bra on for work a couple of years back. I was mortified. I went to scratch my shoulder and the sheer panic I felt when I couldn't find a bra strap was horrific. Of course, all my friends at work thought it was hilarious!

My wife very nearly put two bras on a couple of weeks ago. I was on the phone in the bedroom as she was getting dressed and saw her put the first one on and bend down and pick another up. She had the second around herself and was starting to fasten it before she realised her mistake. I was desperate to dissolve into laughter but was on a business call so had to keep a straight face.

[Annoyed Grunt]

How expensive is the panto at The Albert Halls.....blimey!

[Gooner Girl]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?