Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[89bwfc89]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

I got a flashing collar from The Range that lasted the whole winter last year.

[Burnden Paddock]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

I got a flashing collar from The Range that lasted the whole winter last year.

Yes. But what about your dog?

[Gooner Girl]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

I got a flashing collar from The Range that lasted the whole winter last year.

Yes. But what about your dog?

Thanks 89bwfc89, i'll look that up - and had a little giggle at Burnden Paddock's comment.

[89bwfc89]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

I got a flashing collar from The Range that lasted the whole winter last year.

Yes. But what about your dog?

Haha, he made it too!

[Bruce Rioja]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

Can't help you with your doggie collar but we have had a load of Mag-Lites branded at work. Ill send you one, because I'm nice like that

[Gooner Girl]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

Can't help you with your doggie collar but we have had a load of Mag-Lites branded at work. Ill send you one, because I'm nice like that

Awww thanks. So that's all your friends and family sorted for Christmas presents this year then

[bobo the clown]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

I got a flashing collar from The Range that lasted the whole winter last year.

Yes. But what about your dog?

You're thinking "growler" aren't you BP ??

[Bruce Rioja]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

Can't help you with your doggie collar but we have had a load of Mag-Lites branded at work. Ill send you one, because I'm nice like that

Awww thanks. So that's all your friends and family sorted for Christmas presents this year then

Yes, and there was one left over that you can have.

[Gooner Girl]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

Can't help you with your doggie collar but we have had a load of Mag-Lites branded at work. Ill send you one, because I'm nice like that

Awww thanks. So that's all your friends and family sorted for Christmas presents this year then

Yes, and there was one left over that you can have.

Charmed, I'm sure.

[Worthy4England]

I can recall spending about 20 minutes in my twenties, with a mixture of awe, fear and total perplexion, when walking my mainly white dog in the snow, rather "merry" from being at the works Christmas Do, and noticing the entire fecking dog was flashing on and off. After bricking it, and then ruling out martians, gods and demons, I eventually spotted, parked on the road at the top of the field, a breakdown truck with it's beacons flashing on and off...

[Burnden Paddock]

Took the (black) dog on an evening walk in a very dark wood. Nearly lost him. Where can I get one of those flashing light things to go on his collar that actually works for more then a week? Any dog owners recommend?

I got a flashing collar from The Range that lasted the whole winter last year.

Yes. But what about your dog?

You're thinking "growler" aren't you BP ??

I wasn't. But I bloody well am now.

[Gooner Girl]

Today I am sad about the fact a family friend has had a stillborn at 27 weeks. Can only imagine how horrendous that labour must have been.

[Bijou Bob]

One of my Geekbook 'friends' has just failed to spell 'cruel' properly. Crewl was the word used. I fecking despair.....

[Burnden Paddock]

One of my Geekbook 'friends' has just failed to spell 'cruel' properly. Crewl was the word used. I fecking despair.....

Don't such people deliberately misspell words to be 'down wit' the kids'? I'm thinking the likes of 'gawjus'. That one infuriates me more than any other. fecking wankers!

[Harry Genshaw]

Speaking of da yoof - A while back I was stopped in the street by some oik who said "Ee arr G, you got the time?" - G means 'Gangster' (or Gangsta) apparently

Last night while walking the dog, some pimply individual asked me "You got any skins mate?"
Caught on the hop I had no idea what he was on about and was tempted to say "Just the one but I'm using it right now" - which would have been better than my actual response, which was just a blank stare.

[LeverEnd]

Speaking of da yoof - A while back I was stopped in the street by some oik who said "Ee arr G, you got the time?" - G means 'Gangster' (or Gangsta) apparently

Last night while walking the dog, some pimply individual asked me "You got any skins mate?"
Caught on the hop I had no idea what he was on about and was tempted to say "Just the one but I'm using it right now" - which would have been better than my actual response, which was just a blank stare.

Were you wearing a hockey shirt 4 times too big, and a clown pendant? You need to cut down on the bling, dawg!

[LeverEnd]

One of my Geekbook 'friends' has just failed to spell 'cruel' properly. Crewl was the word used. I fecking despair.....

Don't such people deliberately misspell words to be 'down wit' the kids'? I'm thinking the likes of 'gawjus'. That one infuriates me more than any other. fecking wankers!

Usually followed by 'hun'. Utterly appalling misuse of the Queen's.

[Burnden Paddock]

One of my Geekbook 'friends' has just failed to spell 'cruel' properly. Crewl was the word used. I fecking despair.....

Don't such people deliberately misspell words to be 'down wit' the kids'? I'm thinking the likes of 'gawjus'. That one infuriates me more than any other. fecking wankers!

Usually followed by 'hun'. Utterly appalling misuse of the Queen's.

feck. I'd just calmed down as well!

[LeverEnd]

One of my Geekbook 'friends' has just failed to spell 'cruel' properly. Crewl was the word used. I fecking despair.....

Don't such people deliberately misspell words to be 'down wit' the kids'? I'm thinking the likes of 'gawjus'. That one infuriates me more than any other. fecking wankers!

Usually followed by 'hun'. Utterly appalling misuse of the Queen's.

feck. I'd just calmed down as well!

So you also have grown women on your Facebook feed who liberally apply makeup them take 'selfies' in their rooms and post them? I know I should delete them, but let he who hasn't done a selfie in his own room cast the first stone and all that.

[Worthy4England]

One of my Geekbook 'friends' has just failed to spell 'cruel' properly. Crewl was the word used. I fecking despair.....

Don't such people deliberately misspell words to be 'down wit' the kids'? I'm thinking the likes of 'gawjus'. That one infuriates me more than any other. fecking wankers!

Usually followed by 'hun'. Utterly appalling misuse of the Queen's.

feck. I'd just calmed down as well!

So you also have grown women on your Facebook feed who liberally apply makeup them take 'selfies' in their rooms and post them? I know I should delete them, but let he who hasn't done a selfie in his own room cast the first stone and all that.

Stone....