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Which begs the old joke. A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of bitter. The barman says, "Whitbread?" "Aye", says the bloke, "I'll have two slices, thanks".thebish wrote:"Whitbread, Big Head, Trophy Bitter, the pint that thinks its a quart."
and what happened to Worthington E?
Coat got and like Elvis, left the building.
Here I stand foot in hand...talkin to my wall....I'm not quite right at all...am I?
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Colt 45 !CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more
Oranjeboom
Hooch
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Grunhalle - thank fcuk
... & Webster's, from West Yorkshire .... headache in a glass.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Every Tom, Dick and Walt,William the White wrote:Feckin Colt 45... what was that? why was it thought drinkworthy in anything other than the direst emergency (exit)?bobo the clown wrote:Colt 45 !CAPSLOCK wrote:Pubstuff I see no more
Oranjeboom
Hooch
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Grunhalle - thank fcuk
... & Webster's, from West Yorkshire .... headache in a glass.
Who like the taste of malt,
Will love the malt in a Colt 45,
IIRC....
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80's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crown n Flicknife..affectionate term for Crown and Cushion, formerly Spencers
Brunels (I'm sure that was it's name) was further down than Maxwells, down some stairs Sapporo was this Japanese 'stuff'
Its interest was that it came in a can, and you peeled all the top off and drank from the can
Kewl
Crown n Flicknife..affectionate term for Crown and Cushion, formerly Spencers
Brunels (I'm sure that was it's name) was further down than Maxwells, down some stairs Sapporo was this Japanese 'stuff'
Its interest was that it came in a can, and you peeled all the top off and drank from the can
Kewl
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Thieving Ford garages, an engine light came on in my motor and the booklet said its urgent so I phone various Ford garages and was told they would have to do an test on the engine management system to see what was wrong and that costs 80 quid!! WTF happened to garages finding out whats wrong first.......well to cut a long story short I had a look myself, saw the air filter was knackered so changed it and voila, light off now!
Not bad work eh 80 quid to tell you that you need a 10 quid air filter changing, nice work if you can get it.
Not bad work eh 80 quid to tell you that you need a 10 quid air filter changing, nice work if you can get it.
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Angry? F*cking apoplectic more like. I go to the polling station to vote only to be turned away. Why? Because my f*cking next door neighbours are squatting in my bit of the electoral roll. I can only think the dozy c*nts registered themselves at my flat, either that or some tosser at the council is to blame.
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So THEY make an error and YOU get barred from voting ?Little Green Man wrote:Angry? F*cking apoplectic more like. I go to the polling station to vote only to be turned away. Why? Because my f*cking next door neighbours are squatting in my bit of the electoral roll. I can only think the dozy c*nts registered themselves at my flat, either that or some tosser at the council is to blame.
Is that it ? Finito ?? .... or is there anything that can be done ?
I'd be fckg bouncing. Is it a marginal ? (though this year almost anything is, I suppose).
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Yes that's it. I spoke to a woman at the council - there's nothing they can do, other than send a new registration form out for next time (whoop-de-fooking do).bobo the clown wrote:So THEY make an error and YOU get barred from voting ?Little Green Man wrote:Angry? F*cking apoplectic more like. I go to the polling station to vote only to be turned away. Why? Because my f*cking next door neighbours are squatting in my bit of the electoral roll. I can only think the dozy c*nts registered themselves at my flat, either that or some tosser at the council is to blame.
Is that it ? Finito ?? .... or is there anything that can be done ?
I'd be fckg bouncing. Is it a marginal ? (though this year almost anything is, I suppose).
Yes it is a marginal and I would have been voting for the party that was trying to unseat the sitting MP. I've never voted in an election for a winning candidate before so you can imagine I was quite keen to vote.
What makes matters worse is that my b@stard neighbours aren't even here - they appear to be away on holiday and therefore are probably not even voting.
I'm f*cking raging!
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Sorry to do this in stages ... last go ; -Little Green Man wrote:Yes that's it. I spoke to a woman at the council - there's nothing they can do, other than send a new registration form out for next time (whoop-de-fooking do).
Yes it is a marginal and I would have been voting for the party that was trying to unseat the sitting MP. I've never voted in an election for a winning candidate before so you can imagine I was quite keen to vote.
What makes matters worse is that my b@stard neighbours aren't even here - they appear to be away on holiday and therefore are probably not even voting.
I'm f*cking raging!
Did you actually get a polling card ?
Do you pay poll tax ... to the address you can prove is yours ? I'd cancel the direct debit & see how they react,
I just find it staggering. Burn the fecking place down ! If one vote, eventually, counts then this could be tasty !
You should be onto a solicitor, quick sticks.
(I'm assuming you're trying to unseat one of Brown's crowd. If you aren't then .... "... oh, hard cheese young man. Still ... these things happen".)
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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No I didn't get a polling card but I was assuming that was all connected with some of my mail going missing recently or getting stuck through the wrong door.bobo the clown wrote:Sorry to do this in stages ... last go ; -
Did you actually get a polling card ?
Do you pay poll tax ... to the address you can prove is yours ? I'd cancel the direct debit & see how they react,
I just find it staggering. Burn the fecking place down ! If one vote, eventually, counts then this could be tasty !
You should be onto a solicitor, quick sticks.
(I'm assuming you're trying to unseat one of Brown's crowd. If you aren't then .... "... oh, hard cheese young man. Still ... these things happen".)
Yes I pay the council tax, for the flat number that was next to their names - 3F2. Their flat, 3F1, had no one registered to it.
I'm half tempted to stick on a poncy suit, mince my way back to the the polling station and vote as him (you can tell I don't like the bloke) but that would be electoral fraud and so would be wrong. I suppose I could try and cop off with his missus instead.
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