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Post by CrazyHorse » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:09 am

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Post by Raven » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:04 pm

mrkint wrote:Went to the fridge this morning to check on my Tesco burgers...and they're off!
:pray:
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:37 pm

I bet they aren't off furlong !
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:40 pm

Raven wrote:
mrkint wrote:Went to the fridge this morning to check on my Tesco burgers...and they're off!
:pray:
Careful, they might take offence at that.... :wink:
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Post by Always hopeful » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:56 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Raven wrote:
mrkint wrote:Went to the fridge this morning to check on my Tesco burgers...and they're off!
:pray:
Careful, they might take offence at that.... :wink:
Apparently, if you eat them, they make you hoarse.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:04 pm

Ham Shergars? Could explain a lot. :wink:
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Post by mrkint » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:06 pm

Another downside ofcourse is that tesco is now mistakenly selling pig-scented glue.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:07 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Ham Shergars? Could explain a lot. :wink:
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Post by thebish » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:10 pm

mrkint wrote:Went to the fridge this morning to check on my Tesco burgers...and they're off!
quality punster!! :pray:
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Post by PC1978 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:47 pm

I had some of those burgers last night.

They have given me the trots!
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Post by thebish » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:48 pm

PC1978 wrote:I had some of those burgers last night.

They have given me the trots!

neigh lass.....
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:49 pm

My job on the meat counter at Tesco is hard work, sometimes it feels like I'm flogging a dead horse....
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:50 pm

Sod those Tesco horse burgers, I prefer my Lidl Pony
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Post by PC1978 » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:51 pm

thebish wrote:
PC1978 wrote:I had some of those burgers last night.

They have given me the trots!

neigh lass.....
Neigh lad if you please! :D
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:32 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:Sod those Tesco horse burgers, I prefer my Lidl Pony
Aldiniti's my burger of choice.
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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:23 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:My job on the meat counter at Tesco is hard work, sometimes it feels like I'm flogging a dead horse....
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:01 pm

Tesco have now removed their veggie burgers from the shelves, after traces of uniquorn were found in them. :oops:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:08 pm

I bought some burgers from Tesco Online.

It confused me somewhat buy asking me to 'Add to Cart' :?
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