Summer Holidays

[bobo the clown]

Anyone ever been to centre parcs? And which one is best?

No, sorry.
The middle one at a guess.

They should try & spell it correctly as well.

[William the White]

I went to Benidorm in the 70s for about four hours... it definitely wasn't spanish on the day I was there... but it had a fantastic beach and the sea was great and 'non-challenging'...

If it was dirt cheap I could imagine a long weekend to escape an icy Lancashire February being very welcome...

In fact, if someone offered me one about now...

[89bwfc89]

Well apparently, I'm taking Dan to Maga with me, so you may as well come to Benners!

[bobo the clown]

Well apparently, I'm taking Dan to Maga with me, so you may as well come to Benners!

You'll get a reputation young lady

[bobo the clown]

Well apparently, I'm taking Dan to Maga with me, so you may as well come to Benners!

You'll get a reputation young lady

.... and a penchant for mispelt Opera.

[89bwfc89]

Well apparently, I'm taking Dan to Maga with me, so you may as well come to Benners!

You'll get a reputation young lady

You know you got all confuddled in your old age and I'm not going to Magaluf, Relentless09 is??

[bobo the clown]

Well apparently, I'm taking Dan to Maga with me, so you may as well come to Benners!

You'll get a reputation young lady

You know you got all confuddled in your old age and I'm not going to Magaluf, Relentless09 is??

Your taking him as well ??

... AND going somewhere with your dad ?

Which is the one Dan's going on with you ?

[89bwfc89]

Well apparently, I'm taking Dan to Maga with me, so you may as well come to Benners!

You'll get a reputation young lady

You know you got all confuddled in your old age and I'm not going to Magaluf, Relentless09 is??

Your taking him as well ??

... AND going somewhere with your dad ?

Which is the one Dan's going on with you ?

you've totally lost me!

One hol, with the girls, to Benidorm!!

[mrkint]

ok who is everyone this is getting all crazy.

[thebish]

ok who is everyone this is getting all crazy.

Bobo is trying to blag a holiday to benidorm with a young lady.... at least, I think that's what's happening!

[bobo the clown]

ok who is everyone this is getting all crazy.

Bobo is trying to blag a holiday to benidorm with a young lady.... at least, I think that's what's happening!

Penrith mate, Penrith.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's all very easily explained... Bobo thought that 89 was going to Magaluf on holiday but unfortunately he was mistaken because he'd replied to a post by Relentless09 who is going to Magaluf thinking it was 89, but 89 is going with the girls (no, i don't know who the girls are) to Benidorm, but somebody (I can't remember who) said that Benidorm is shit, and meanwhile 89 and mummywhycantieatcrayons-becausetheyarewritingimplementsyounaughtyboy and a third poster who apparently wishes to remain anonymous (to dan at least) made themselves known to dan at the Palace match and 89 said than dan really is dan to which Bobo because he'd mistaken relentless with 89 asked her whether she would be taking dan with her on holiday, but no she's not taking him to Benidorm (presumably because he's not one of the girls as he is dan and dan is a man, or at least a boy, but I don't know because I wasn't the third poster who talked to him wishing to remain anonymous). Is that all quite clear? Good

[thebish]

It's all very easily explained... Bobo thought that 89 was going to Magaluf on holiday but unfortunately he was mistaken because he'd replied to a post by Relentless09 who is going to Magaluf thinking it was 89, but 89 is going with the girls (no, i don't know who the girls are) to Benidorm, but somebody (I can't remember who) said that Benidorm is shit, and meanwhile 89 and mummywhycantieatcrayons-becausetheyarewritingimplementsyounaughtyboy and a third poster who apparently wishes to remain anonymous (to dan at least) made themselves known to dan at the Palace match and 89 said than dan really is dan to which Bobo because he'd mistaken relentless with 89 asked her whether she would be taking dan with her on holiday, but no she's not taking him to Benidorm (presumably because he's not one of the girls as he is dan and dan is a man, or at least a boy, but I don't know because I wasn't the third poster who talked to him wishing to remain anonymous). Is that all quite clear? Good

ahhh - Bobo thought the young lady in question was 89??

[89bwfc89]

It's all very easily explained... Bobo thought that 89 was going to Magaluf on holiday but unfortunately he was mistaken because he'd replied to a post by Relentless09 who is going to Magaluf thinking it was 89, but 89 is going with the girls (no, i don't know who the girls are) to Benidorm, but somebody (I can't remember who) said that Benidorm is shit, and meanwhile 89 and mummywhycantieatcrayons-becausetheyarewritingimplementsyounaughtyboy and a third poster who apparently wishes to remain anonymous (to dan at least) made themselves known to dan at the Palace match and 89 said than dan really is dan to which Bobo because he'd mistaken relentless with 89 asked her whether she would be taking dan with her on holiday, but no she's not taking him to Benidorm (presumably because he's not one of the girls as he is dan and dan is a man, or at least a boy, but I don't know because I wasn't the third poster who talked to him wishing to remain anonymous). Is that all quite clear? Good

Crystal. The girls, however, will forever remain a mystery.

Where does Pen-bloody-rith come into the equation?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

It's all very easily explained... Bobo thought that 89 was going to Magaluf on holiday but unfortunately he was mistaken because he'd replied to a post by Relentless09 who is going to Magaluf thinking it was 89, but 89 is going with the girls (no, i don't know who the girls are) to Benidorm, but somebody (I can't remember who) said that Benidorm is shit, and meanwhile 89 and mummywhycantieatcrayons-becausetheyarewritingimplementsyounaughtyboy and a third poster who apparently wishes to remain anonymous (to dan at least) made themselves known to dan at the Palace match and 89 said than dan really is dan to which Bobo because he'd mistaken relentless with 89 asked her whether she would be taking dan with her on holiday, but no she's not taking him to Benidorm (presumably because he's not one of the girls as he is dan and dan is a man, or at least a boy, but I don't know because I wasn't the third poster who talked to him wishing to remain anonymous). Is that all quite clear? Good

ahhh - Bobo thought the young lady in question was 89??

89 is certainly a lady, whether Relentless09 is is in doubt.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

It's all very easily explained... Bobo thought that 89 was going to Magaluf on holiday but unfortunately he was mistaken because he'd replied to a post by Relentless09 who is going to Magaluf thinking it was 89, but 89 is going with the girls (no, i don't know who the girls are) to Benidorm, but somebody (I can't remember who) said that Benidorm is shit, and meanwhile 89 and mummywhycantieatcrayons-becausetheyarewritingimplementsyounaughtyboy and a third poster who apparently wishes to remain anonymous (to dan at least) made themselves known to dan at the Palace match and 89 said than dan really is dan to which Bobo because he'd mistaken relentless with 89 asked her whether she would be taking dan with her on holiday, but no she's not taking him to Benidorm (presumably because he's not one of the girls as he is dan and dan is a man, or at least a boy, but I don't know because I wasn't the third poster who talked to him wishing to remain anonymous). Is that all quite clear? Good

Crystal. The girls, however, will forever remain a mystery.

Where does Pen-bloody-rith come into the equation?

Probably the best service station in the UK is near there. Splendid sausages are to be had there. Better than Magaluf

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Where does Pen-bloody-rith come into the equation?

I have absolutely no idea. Sorry.

[thebish]

Where does Pen-bloody-rith come into the equation?

I have absolutely no idea. Sorry.

that was Bruce trying to blag a holiday with GG, I think! I don't know if 89 was also invited! (Bobo wasn't, though!)

[Bruce Rioja]

Where does Pen-bloody-rith come into the equation?

I have absolutely no idea. Sorry.

that was Bruce trying to blag a holiday with GG, I think! I don't know if 89 was also invited! (Bobo wasn't, though!)

89 can come if she likes. There's an ace water slide there. (Bobo can get stuffed, mind).

[thebish]

Where does Pen-bloody-rith come into the equation?

I have absolutely no idea. Sorry.

that was Bruce trying to blag a holiday with GG, I think! I don't know if 89 was also invited! (Bobo wasn't, though!)

89 can come if she likes. There's an ace water slide there. (Bobo can get stuffed, mind).

Bobo loves a water slide!