TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:57 pm

Not only offside, but there's a suspicion of wingball.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:00 pm

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Looks like a Cock and Ball story to me!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:06 pm

[quote="Soldier_Of_The_White_Army"]Image

I play nothing like Bernard Mendy. For one, my head's still on....
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Post by marshall_42 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:44 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:
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'Nando' Torres takes one past that Portuguese turkey Ronaldo.

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Post by screech powers » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:29 pm

ok as im off to Turkey shorty id best pick a winner now , so it goes too -


Bruce Rioja for "I play nothing like Bernard Mendy. For one, my head's still on...."

with an honourable mention to marshall_42 for his effort too.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:41 pm

I can't believe that the competition has closed without someone posting something about a dribbling cock. I'd have had money on it.

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Post by thebish » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:00 pm

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nobody likes to see a dribbling cock...

what?

oh........

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:01 pm

Cheers, Screech, and enjoy Turkey. :pissed:

Here you go;

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:09 pm

Tequila, it makes me happy.
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Post by warthog » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:11 pm

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World's smallest Mexican fails in attempt to hide behind dog.

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:58 pm

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Why do the mods keep deleting my threads?

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:19 am

Tequila: getting ugly girls laid for 80yrs
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:37 pm

Harry Redknapp enjoys the FA Cup Final celebrations.

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Post by Little Green Man » Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:58 pm

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:35 pm

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The good, the bad and the downright ugly
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Post by marshall_42 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:15 am

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Liquor. She'll love it.

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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:57 am

years of heavy drinking had taken their toll on Jorge the Chihuahua.
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Post by thebish » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:13 pm

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Kate Moss had always known that Doherty would be the ruin of her...

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:20 pm

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Kate Moss had always known that Doherty would be the ruin of her...
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:59 pm

Why, thank you Bruce 8)

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