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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:42 pm

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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:37 pm

A lonnnnng evening of present wrapping beckons (whilst listening to Arsenal lose to Chelsea)

Why are men so tricky to buy for? The content of my brother and Mr GG's stockings is frankly DULL.(Other then my brothers Arsenal magazine obviously 8) ) You men have boring tastes.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by thebish » Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:39 pm

whereas the content of YOUR stockings is never dull... ;-)
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Dec 23, 2013 7:41 pm

thebish wrote:whereas the content of YOUR stockings is never dull... ;-)
Feel free to peek inside any time! ;)
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:06 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:whereas the content of YOUR stockings is never dull... ;-)
Feel free to peek inside any time! ;)
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:07 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:whereas the content of YOUR stockings is never dull... ;-)
Feel free to peek inside any time! ;)
Ooooh. "Get a room !!"
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by jaffka » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:09 pm

Carol singers don't come round anymore. Or I keep missing them.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:11 pm

Morrissey ruins Christmas. Absolutely ruins it! :roll:

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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:16 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Why are men so tricky to buy for? The content of my brother and Mr GG's stockings is frankly DULL
We're not tricky at all! Men only need two things to keep us happy. Beer and boobs.

I'd suggest maybe just the beer for your brother though...
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:56 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Why are men so tricky to buy for? The content of my brother and Mr GG's stockings is frankly DULL
We're not tricky at all! Men only need two things to keep us happy. Beer and boobs.

I'd suggest maybe just the beer for your brother though...
:shock: in that case I'll leave his girlfriend in charge of his stocking presents next year. Actually, no, I just don't want to think about it. :vomit:

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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Beefheart » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:00 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Why are men so tricky to buy for? The content of my brother and Mr GG's stockings is frankly DULL
We're not tricky at all! Men only need two things to keep us happy. Beer and boobs.

I'd suggest maybe just the beer for your brother though...
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:54 am

Christmas ham made, so that's TEA sorted.
Pressies wrapped (by the nice lady in the shop).
Beverages chilling in fridge.

All set to go here :mrgreen:
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Dec 24, 2013 11:55 am

^^

Pretty much the same here.....got a couple of prezzies to wrap. For TEA, we're going out as usual......beer chilling......
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:00 pm

I'm making Duck cassoulet for Christmas DINNER, which I give the kids on Xmas eve (today) as they go to their mother's folk on the Day. :wink:
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by 89bwfc89 » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:05 pm

I've just cleaned the house from top to bottom. Been told we've got an extra last minute attendee tomorrow, so another place to set at the table then it's time to light the fire and relax with a mulled wine. Ahhhhh.....
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Wandering Willy » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:08 pm

Before everyone gets too bladdered busy with family stuff, I'll take the opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

Cheers all!! :pissed:
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by jaffka » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:09 pm

I have a beer, I have others to do the menial tasks mentioned above.

Merry christmas to all. :D
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:14 pm

I'm on my second Jim Beam, I deserve it as me and daughter#1 have just finished wrapping Mrs Horse's 7000 presents.

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by officer_dibble » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:24 pm

Merry christmas to all the miserable gits who post on here :)
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:23 pm

Wife's been doing the apple sauce and trifle for tomorrow and we're just had our evening meal (see what I did there) and because it'll all be turkey, ham stuff for a couple of days I've just had Holland's meat pie, chips and butter beans. Did very nicely, thank you.

He're wishing all the best to all you Merry gentlemen and ladies. :wink:
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