TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:47 pm

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Post by warthog » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:09 pm

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Dioufy discovers the first draw back to moving to Sunderland. As the newbie, he has to do the sandwich run for Andy Reid.

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:09 pm

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Mark Thatcher's first day in his new job as an igloo brick delivery man didn't go well.
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Post by marshall_42 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:50 am

'Whats that? The elephants are back at the Reebok? ', 'Quick, bring the sugar lumps!'

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Post by screech powers » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:38 am

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Docerty's drug dealer on his way to drop off their order for a quiet night in
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:08 am

Manila's Earl Hickey believes that Karma delivered much needed food to his village.

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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:24 pm

rumours of a stable of giant horses were rife as the sugar cube delivery arrived
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:54 pm

As Newcastle were to find out, Joey Barton came with a lot of personal baggage.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:57 pm

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Diouf arives at Sunderland with his shellsuits.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:34 pm

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Bolton's Diouf replacement, Rick Shaw, worked part-time for the Chinese Postal Service.
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Post by thebish » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 pm

Zulu set a very high standard with the very first post..... we have a winner!

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Cyclist killed in freak sugar cube storm!

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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:43 am

Blimey! Two in a month - thanks Bish! Let's see what I can find.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:48 am

There you go. Fill your (jack) boots! :D

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:52 am

My life was empty and meaningless, and no-one would talk to me. Then I started to suport SUNDERLAND!!!!
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:02 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:There you go. Fill your (jack) boots! :D

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Post by marshall_42 » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:08 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:There you go. Fill your (jack) boots! :D

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Goodness me Holmes, these beeatches are positively spiffing.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:48 pm

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Somebody had stolen Max's car while he was distracted.
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Post by marshall_42 » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:06 pm

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Somebody had stolen Max's car while he was distracted.
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:08 pm

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Max Moseleys hand-picked legal team were outraged by the very suggestion of any impropriety.
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:09 pm

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:There you go. Fill your (jack) boots! :D

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So, how much to drive you all you nazi f*ck b*tches?

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