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Post by Prufrock » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:39 am

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Big Danny got a shock when his first task for new boss Gary Megson was to eat Bolton misfit defender Abdoulaye Meite.
Danny is devastated when he realises Willy, and his wife are no longer regulars at the Reebok.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:00 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:In welcoming our new fecally named signing, knock yourselves out:

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No, there's not enough to sign for Blackburn
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Post by Batman » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:05 pm

took me a second to work that out

i like it
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:45 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:In welcoming our new fecally named signing, knock yourselves out:

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No, there's not enough to sign for Blackburn
No, can't see anything beating that, even if we keep this on all weekend. Therefore, WINNER!!
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:01 pm

Merci, an olympic theme for mine:

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:14 pm

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Lu kin up was so very proud of his dad.
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:17 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Merci, an olympic theme for mine:

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Daddy, who's Peter Crouch, and why did you burn that white football shirt you brought back from your holiday in England?
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:21 pm

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Come on ... come with me ... come & meet your new sister, Madelaine.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:21 pm

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And if I ever catch you messing with my electicric razor again my lad, you'll get a bloody crack!!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:00 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Merci, an olympic theme for mine:

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World's tallest Olympian brings his three month old son along.
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MWCIEC visits Butlins Beijing
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:13 pm

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:53 pm

Pi Doh wished Maddie had kept still at the hairdressers
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:39 am

"Mush, mush.. ya big gangly bastard!!"
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