What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:03 pm

Goan Spiced Tomato & Lentil Soup. Hmmmmmm!

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:15 pm

over the weekend (in Devon) - learned that apparently (for a cream-tea), the Cornish put the jam on first and then the cream, and Devonians put the cream on first, then the jam... it is (apparently) a subject of much controversy down in those parts...

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:26 pm

Can you put jam on top of cream? Sounds a messy how-do-you-do to me

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Can you put jam on top of cream? Sounds a messy how-do-you-do to me

only clotted cream - which is of a thick spreadable consistency - kind of like the consistency of cream cheese... which is hard to spread on top of jam! the clotted cream (for devonians) replaces the butter (and they use more of it!)

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:50 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Can you put jam on top of cream? Sounds a messy how-do-you-do to me
only clotted cream - which is of a thick spreadable consistency - kind of like the consistency of cream cheese... which is hard to spread on top of jam! the clotted cream (for devonians) replaces the butter (and they use more of it!)

Ah, reet-oh. Did you manage to utilise that gallon of it that you had knocking about the other week?

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Can you put jam on top of cream? Sounds a messy how-do-you-do to me
only clotted cream - which is of a thick spreadable consistency - kind of like the consistency of cream cheese... which is hard to spread on top of jam! the clotted cream (for devonians) replaces the butter (and they use more of it!)
Ah, reet-oh. Did you manage to utilise that gallon of it that you had knocking about the other week?

Mmmmm... he made me some DELICIOUS fudge!

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:15 pm

If you put the scone in half and then spread clotted cream on one side and jam on the other before folding the two halves together you negate all these issues and create, in effect, a Scone Sandwich.

thebish · Post by **thebish** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:47 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:If you put the scone in half and then spread clotted cream on one side and jam on the other before folding the two halves together you negate all these issues and create, in effect, a Scone Sandwich.

and would you deep fry that in batter?

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:01 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:If you put the scone in half and then spread clotted cream on one side and jam on the other before folding the two halves together you negate all these issues and create, in effect, a Scone Sandwich.

Ahh, but in what order would you apply the jam and the cream to their individual sides?

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:If you put the scone in half and then spread clotted cream on one side and jam on the other before folding the two halves together you negate all these issues and create, in effect, a Scone Sandwich.
Ahh, but in what order would you apply the jam and the cream to their individual sides?

And which way up would you hold it when you eat it?!

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:08 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:If you put the scone in half and then spread clotted cream on one side and jam on the other before folding the two halves together you negate all these issues and create, in effect, a Scone Sandwich.
Ahh, but in what order would you apply the jam and the cream to their individual sides?

Instantaneously applied using separate knives held by Penelope and Monica Cruz. I would watch every subtle nuance in skin tone change as they scooped a huuuuge dollop each and spread the viscous foodstuffs over the freshly spliced bed of receptive flour based ambrosia.

They would, of course, be naked.

Caliente!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:10 pm

My word

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:18 pm

Blimey, GtE has obviously thought about this in great detail... Clearly they make the required grade height wise!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:17 pm

Its jam then cream. Only a fool would make work for themselves by doing it the other way round.

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:50 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Blimey, GtE has obviously thought about this in great detail... Clearly they make the required grade height wise!

It really doesn't take much thought!

Muy Caliente! Muy Guapa! Muy fantastico!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:05 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:If you put the scone in half and then spread clotted cream on one side and jam on the other before folding the two halves together you negate all these issues and create, in effect, a Scone Sandwich.
Ahh, but in what order would you apply the jam and the cream to their individual sides?

All depends if you're having a jam and cream scone, or a cream and jam scone.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:08 pm

A Penelope and Monica sandwich, or a Monica and Penelope Sandwich...

Gary the Enfield · Post by **Gary the Enfield** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:16 pm

Prufrock wrote:A Penelope and Monica sandwich, or a Monica and Penelope Sandwich...

A Gary the Enfield sandwich, as it's named after the filling.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:19 pm

BOOOM, he smashes it out of the park.

Gooner Girl · Post by **Gooner Girl** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:47 pm

I want a scone now. Jam and cream... Mmmmmmm...

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