Joke thread

[Bruce Rioja]

Following confirmation that Bongo Bongo Land does not exist. Scotland have now moved up one place in the FIFA world rankings.

[Andy Waller]

I've got a transvestite mate who lives in Greater Manchester...

He's got a Wigan address

[Harry Genshaw]

I've got a transvestite mate who lives in Greater Manchester...

He's got a Wigan address

Cant explain why but feckin love that one!

[Annoyed Grunt]

I've got a transvestite mate who lives in Greater Manchester...

He's got a Wigan address

[Bruce Rioja]

I've got a transvestite mate who lives in Greater Manchester...

He's got a Wigan address

Just gone down very well in the office, has that.

[Worthy4England]

[Prufrock]

I've got a transvestite mate who lives in Greater Manchester...

He's got a Wigan address

[Prufrock]

The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

[Dujon]

Right proper chuckleworthy, Andy!

[Bruce Rioja]

The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

My office popularity's simply soaring with some of these babies.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

My office popularity's simply soaring with some of these babies.

Mine's just plummeted faster than a disaster movie elevator, I told the joke and got the tune wrong, blank faces all round

[malcd1]

The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

My office popularity's simply soaring with some of these babies.

Mine's just plummeted faster than a disaster movie elevator, I told the joke and got the tune wrong, blank faces all round

Some jokes are better as a text message so you can read them rather than read out loud.

[Bruce Rioja]

The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

My office popularity's simply soaring with some of these babies.

Mine's just plummeted faster than a disaster movie elevator, I told the joke and got the tune wrong, blank faces all round

Some jokes are better as a text message so you can read them rather than read out loud.

Argh. It's the way I tell em.

[Burnden Paddock]

I've just been released from the cells. I got stopped last night as part of the local drink driving campaign. The WPC asked me how many drinks I'd had in the last 24 hours. Apparently 'Not enough to shag you' was the wrong answer.

[CrazyHorse]

I heard a rumor that Cadbury's are bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.

Although it could be a Chinese whispa.

[mrkint]

someone's been reading the 'top ten jokes at the fringe' thing eh, hoss.

[CrazyHorse]

Is that where it's from? The cleaner told us it before.

[Bijou Bob]

I met a woman in a late-night convenience store and we fell in love at first sight. It was so exhilarating that we started to dance together in the aisle. It didn't last, though. But that's always a risk with Londis dance relationships........

[Bijou Bob]

I was up all night reading The Hobbit. My girlfriend thinks I'm elf-absorbed

[Prufrock]

Knock Knock
Whose their?
The Grammar Police.
Oh feck.