Teenage angst....

[Gooner Girl]

Some us are capable of being friends with them and thinking about sex with them.

but i presume you don't tell them that

We sorta work on the assumption that common sense tells these unfortunate women that every so often, we think of them when we're alone...

willing to bet that doesn't occur to most women you're friends with unless you follow them around like a love sick puppy with your tongue hanging out.

[truewhite15]

Some us are capable of being friends with them and thinking about sex with them.

but i presume you don't tell them that

We sorta work on the assumption that common sense tells these unfortunate women that every so often, we think of them when we're alone...

willing to bet that doesn't occur to most women you're friends with unless you follow them around like a love sick puppy with your tongue hanging out.

Nah, it's only the ones with no sense of subtlety who do that. Or the desperate ones. Right, CAPS?

[Lofthouse Lower]

This thread is absolutely brilliant

[Gooner Girl]

Some us are capable of being friends with them and thinking about sex with them.

but i presume you don't tell them that

We sorta work on the assumption that common sense tells these unfortunate women that every so often, we think of them when we're alone...

willing to bet that doesn't occur to most women you're friends with unless you follow them around like a love sick puppy with your tongue hanging out.

Nah, it's only the ones with no sense of subtlety who do that. Or the desperate ones. Right, CAPS?

well then, its probably never occured to these women you are friends with that you have ever thought that way about them cos they probably won't be thinking that way about you if you're just 'friends' (unless you're really Colin Firth )

2 of my oldest, closest friends are male and i'd be horrified if they ever thought like that. Thankfully they see me as more of a little sister type figure.

[Lord Kangana]

Are they from Wigan?

[Gooner Girl]

Are they from Wigan?

Eh? Why would that make a difference?! No, they're Sussex lads.

[Lord Kangana]

Wurzels?

Caution advised.

[Gooner Girl]

Wurzels?

Caution advised.

Country boys are the best. You can keep your city slickers

[Lord Kangana]

Theres a Finbarr Saundersism in there somewhere, I just know it.

[Gooner Girl]

Theres a Finbarr Saundersism in there somewhere, I just know it.

tsk, men and their dirty minds....

[bobo the clown]

2 of my oldest, closest friends are male and i'd be horrified if they ever thought like that. Thankfully they see me as more of a little sister type figure.

.... err .... no they don't !!


Come on Bish, you've been awfully quiet here.

[Gooner Girl]

2 of my oldest, closest friends are male and i'd be horrified if they ever thought like that. Thankfully they see me as more of a little sister type figure.

.... err .... no they don't !!


Come on Bish, you've been awfully quiet here.

I wasn't including thebish in those 2 friends

These 2 have known me since i was 10 and a scruffy tomboy. I 'went out' with one of them aged about 12 but we didn't get any further then holding hands and the other is happily married with a new baby, so Mr Cynical Clown you're barking up the wrong tree that way!

(you may not be with young spurs fan but he's not really a friend, more an acquaintance...)

[Gary the Enfield]

2 of my oldest, closest friends are male and i'd be horrified if they ever thought like that. Thankfully they see me as more of a little sister type figure.

.... err .... no they don't !!


Come on Bish, you've been awfully quiet here.

I wasn't including thebish in those 2 friends

These 2 have known me since i was 10 and a scruffy tomboy. I 'went out' with one of them aged about 12 but we didn't get any further then holding hands and the other is happily married with a new baby, so Mr Cynical Clown you're barking up the wrong tree that way!

(you may not be with young spurs fan but he's not really a friend, more an acquaintance...)

So you think thebish DOES think about you 'in that way' then?

Awkward!

[thebish]

GG knows exactly what I think...

[Lofthouse Lower]

The amount of naivety in this thread is mind-boggling

[Gooner Girl]

Bish is a big old flirt

[Lofthouse Lower]

[Worthy4England]

I am friends with plenty of women who I have no plans, expectations or especial desires to have sex with.

Well that all seems a bit pointless.

[bobo the clown]

I am friends with plenty of women who I have no plans, expectations or especial desires to have sex with.

Well that all seems a bit pointless.

... but I'd still give 'em a poke given half a chance. (does that help in any way ?)

[Lord Kangana]

Depending on what you intend to poke them with, it may help the police with any future enquiries.