General Chit Chat

[Gary the Enfield]

Hmm, 2 puking toddlers last night, not much fun.

Did you make them watch Arsene's post match interview?

you mean to cheer them up, right?!

No.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Hmm, 2 puking toddlers last night, not much fun.

Did you make them watch Arsene's post match interview?

you mean to cheer them up, right?!

Post match interview?
what, Arsenal. Are they in Europe or something? I thought Spurs got fourth spot!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

[Gooner Girl]

Hmm, 2 puking toddlers last night, not much fun.

Did you make them watch Arsene's post match interview?

you mean to cheer them up, right?!

Post match interview?
what, Arsenal. Are they in Europe or something? I thought Spurs got fourth spot!

Laugh?! I nearly started!

[Gooner Girl]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

poor kid! Hopefully they will change their minds again in next few months!

[Bruce Rioja]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

My cousin and his Mrs are both art teachers. They have a daughter called Bohemia.

[Gary the Enfield]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

My cousin and his Mrs are both art teachers. They have a daughter called Bohemia.

Reminds me of a conversation I had at the weekend with a friend of mine. A mutual aquaintance has two children. The boy is called Rafe (fair enough) and the girl is called Coco. Apparently it's after Coco Chanel but all I could think of was Bobo's brother.

[BWFC_Insane]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

My cousin and his Mrs are both art teachers. They have a daughter called Bohemia.

Reminds me of a conversation I had at the weekend with a friend of mine. A mutual aquaintance has two children. The boy is called Rafe (fair enough) and the girl is called Coco. Apparently it's after Coco Chanel but all I could think of was Bobo's brother.

I'm not having that. Rafe? Fecking Rafe?

Bloody hell.

[Gooner Girl]

I'm teaching a girl called Booh swimming this term, not short for anything, not some exotic foreign name, shes just Booh (pronounced Boo)

[ohjimmyjimmy]

The hell has Robbie Williams called his new baby daughter, Theodora or something?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

My cousin and his Mrs are both art teachers. They have a daughter called Bohemia.

Bohemia!

I went to school with a Carlton. And a childhood neighbour was a Hartley. And one of my sponsors for a half-marathon is an Epiphany. But Bohemia. How old is she, we should arrange a marriage with Tarquin.

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm teaching a girl called Booh swimming this term, not short for anything, not some exotic foreign name, shes just Booh (pronounced Boo)

Ooooo, I was nearly fooled by the 'h' there.

[Bruce Rioja]

Bohemia!

I went to school with a Carlton. And a childhood neighbour was a Hartley. And one of my sponsors for a half-marathon is an Epiphany. But Bohemia. How old is she, we should arrange a marriage with Tarquin.

Thing is, they also have a son called Joshua, so why the girl copped for that one I've no idea. She'll probably be about 15 now (my cousin and I are estranged).

[Gary the Enfield]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

My cousin and his Mrs are both art teachers. They have a daughter called Bohemia.

Reminds me of a conversation I had at the weekend with a friend of mine. A mutual aquaintance has two children. The boy is called Rafe (fair enough) and the girl is called Coco. Apparently it's after Coco Chanel but all I could think of was Bobo's brother.

I'm not having that. Rafe? Fecking Rafe?

Bloody hell.

At least they spelled it how it's said, rather that Ralph. I presume you're okay with Coco then?

[BWFC_Insane]

Neighbours are having a baby. due in a couple of months, and they've decided not to find out if it's a boy or a girl until the birth. (which is fine). But however. They've been picking names for wee sproglet and (although it's changed about quite a lot) the current champions are Nigella if it's a girl and Tarquin if it's a boy. That's just wrong. Especially as last week it was Ellie and Henry - proper names.

My cousin and his Mrs are both art teachers. They have a daughter called Bohemia.

Reminds me of a conversation I had at the weekend with a friend of mine. A mutual aquaintance has two children. The boy is called Rafe (fair enough) and the girl is called Coco. Apparently it's after Coco Chanel but all I could think of was Bobo's brother.

I'm not having that. Rafe? Fecking Rafe?

Bloody hell.

At least they spelled it how it's said, rather that Ralph. I presume you're okay with Coco then?

No. But I'd rather be called Coco than Rafe! Neither are proper names like.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

I'm teaching a girl called Booh swimming this term, not short for anything, not some exotic foreign name, shes just Booh (pronounced Boo)

Ooooo, I was nearly fooled by the 'h' there.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm teaching a girl called Booh swimming this term, not short for anything, not some exotic foreign name, shes just Booh (pronounced Boo)

Do people leap out unexpectedly and call her name?

[BWFC_Insane]

I'm teaching a girl called Booh swimming this term, not short for anything, not some exotic foreign name, shes just Booh (pronounced Boo)

Ooooo, I was nearly fooled by the 'h' there.

I reckon they've just called her that cos they're dead competitive parents.

At sports day when some other kid is winning...

Parents "Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Teacher "Excuse me, thats not the attitude we want"

"Parents "Booooooooooooo come over here for a photo....."

[ohjimmyjimmy]

She's still wondering why all the Bolton fans shout her name after each game at the moment...!

[Bruce Rioja]

"Ah, I see you've added an 'H' so that people won't confuse your beautiful little girl with that fecking weirdo from To Kill a Mocking Bird"