The TW Caption Competition Thread

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:39 pm

Girls Aloud look very different when you sober up.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:47 pm

After trapping off and having his wallet nicked, Commie was gutted to have to face up to an identity parade in which every participant was a suspect!

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:50 pm

Any port in a storm.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:06 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
After trapping off and having his wallet nicked, Commie was gutted to have to face up to an identity parade in which every participant was a suspect!

yeah, you say it like a joke........

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:35 pm

Laaaadies and gentlemen, welcome to the new series oooooooooooooooffffff:

*Audience screams*

SPOT THE FAT TWXT IN A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

One of these lovely ladies is in fact a man who's CV does in fact incluuuuuuude 'the ability the lick my own nipples!!

*Audience cheers*

Can you guess who he is???

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:53 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

Laaaadies and gentlemen, welcome to the new series oooooooooooooooffffff:

*Audience screams*

SPOT THE FAT TWXT IN A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

One of these lovely ladies is in fact a man who's CV does in fact incluuuuuuude 'the ability the lick my own nipples!!

*Audience cheers*

Can you guess who he is???

Natasha?

picaro · Post by **picaro** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:55 pm

[quote="Zulus! Thousands of 'em!"][quote="Soldier_Of_The_White_Army"]

the only reason they are licking their lips is because it's feeding time.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:58 pm

picaro wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

the only reason they are licking their lips is because it's feeding time.

Please don't quote me next to five ugly fat slapper's picaro. I have enough trouble with CSA as it is!!!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:15 pm

Some top efforts in there, but I'm afraid it's the distinctly musical

Little Green Man wrote:Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on the good times
Blame it on the burgers

That takes the biscuit. Or it would have if the ladies hadn't already eaten it

Off you go, LGM

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:45 pm

blurred wrote:Some top efforts in there, but I'm afraid it's the distinctly musical

Little Green Man wrote:Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on the good times
Blame it on the burgers
That takes the biscuit. Or it would have if the ladies hadn't already eaten it

Off you go, LGM

I feel a bit of a fraud now because I realised a while after posting the caption that I'd unwittingly plagiarised another thread about Djimi Traore. Still, as I thought when I found £20 on my tenement stairs this afternoon, 'Get in there, ya beauty!'

Ta, Mr Blurred.

superloop · Post by **superloop** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:05 am

Yeah mine ya cheeky monkey

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:19 am

superloop wrote:Yeah mine ya cheeky monkey

Well, if you can describe the £20 note in question down to the serial number, you can have it back.

Anyway, as I have appear to have ripped off both superloop and the Jackson family, I think I'd better post a picture to restore at least one reputation:

Keep it clean, though, there's an all-American apple pie audience watching.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:27 am

I'm just nipping out

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:28 am

Justin (thinks) "So now, I've got to prove my sexuality - and in front of all these gung-ho football fans."

cowdrill · Post by **cowdrill** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:44 am

look at that tit on stage

oh and you can see Janets breast too

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:20 am

Cowdrill wrote:look at that tit on stage

oh and you can see Janets breast too

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:17 pm

Poor attempt all round (OK, I know, it's a crap picture). I'm surprised there's been posted about wardrobe malfunctions.

At this rate mummie's emoticon will be declared the winner, but I'll leave the comp open till this evening in the hope that there's more interest.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:19 pm

Little Green Man wrote:
superloop wrote:Yeah mine ya cheeky monkey
Well, if you can describe the £20 note in question down to the serial number, you can have it back.

Anyway, as I have appear to have ripped off both superloop and the Jackson family, I think I'd better post a picture to restore at least one reputation:

Keep it clean, though, there's an all-American apple pie audience watching.

When CrazyHorse met Wacko-Jacko.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:21 pm

That nipple looks sore, love. Get yourself off down the doctors.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:22 pm

I always feel a right tit when I'm up on stage....

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