Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Burnden Paddock]

Now THIS is a beautiful Blonde woman.

You sir, are my new favourite forummer.

One day Heather will be mine. All mine!

[Gary the Enfield]

Now THIS is a beautiful Blonde woman.

You sir, are my new favourite forummer.

One day Heather will be mine. All mine!

De Nada. Actually this is my dream girl:

[bobo the clown]

Honestly, you lot are so shallow. Whats wrong with nice, normal girls with nice personalities? Why do men get so hung up on celebrities?

Ooooh, not the "she's really nice if you get to know her" line.

Well, I'm not going to get to know her am I ... as she looks like a melted candle with with braces and has an ass I could rest a tray of drinks on.

[Worthy4England]

Honestly, you lot are so shallow. Whats wrong with nice, normal girls with nice personalities? Why do men get so hung up on celebrities?

Ooooh, not the "she's really nice if you get to know her" line.

Well, I'm not going to get to know her am I ... as she looks like a melted candle with with braces and has an ass I could rest a tray of drinks on.

Let's not be too hasty! I could see a potential upside there.

[thebish]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

wouldn't it be then????

[thebish]

GG, just for you.



That better?

where's his helmet??? {snigger}

[Gooner Girl]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

wouldn't it be then????

Are you offering to strip off for me Bish?!

[Annoyed Grunt]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

wouldn't it be then????

Are you offering to strip off for me Bish?!

Like that's never happened before

[thebish]

If only a womans crappy week was so simply rescued by seeing pictures of a hot bloke... Men!

wouldn't it be then????

Are you offering to strip off for me Bish?!

I might have done to rescue you from a crappy week - but it seems it doesn't work for women... so - no!

[boltonboris]

Birds with nice personalities are usually grotters..

My missus wouldn't smile at kittens cuddling.. Which means I don't get tired of nailing her.

Only joking.. She's a stand-up comedienne

Did she suddenly appear at your shoulder whilst you were typing that?

Why would I suggest she's a rotter if she was stood at my shoulder? I don't have a death wish!!

[Bijou Bob]

My fixed term contract is up on 30th September and my employers have a duty to try and redeploy me. Today they contacted me with 2 wonderful job offers. The first (an IT post) I can honestly say I couldn't understand half of the person spec for the post. The second will mean a pay cut of 12 grand a year. I'm not angry, I'm not happy. I'm just a tad numb and not quite sure what to do for the best. As my gran used to say, "It'll all come out in't wash".

I've had better days at work, that's for sure

[Bruce Rioja]

It's simply the starting point for negotiation, my friend. Get to it.

[bobo the clown]

To be terribly honest ... & nothing v you Bijou Bob, but it's bizarre that a fixed-term contract, as it ends, should these days warrant being treated as a redundancy.

It's fixed term, it's ended.

But, it IS the law nowadays & very weird it is too.

[Gooner Girl]

My fixed term contract is up on 30th September and my employers have a duty to try and redeploy me. Today they contacted me with 2 wonderful job offers. The first (an IT post) I can honestly say I couldn't understand half of the person spec for the post. The second will mean a pay cut of 12 grand a year. I'm not angry, I'm not happy. I'm just a tad numb and not quite sure what to do for the best. As my gran used to say, "It'll all come out in't wash".

I've had better days at work, that's for sure

Sorry about that Bob. Work stress is not good.

[Gooner Girl]

My dogs really poorly. He's 16. I'm going to have to make some tough decisions possibly in the next day or so

[Gary the Enfield]

My dogs really poorly. He's 16. I'm going to have to make some tough decisions possibly in the next day or so

That's an old dog. What's up with him?

[TANGODANCER]

My dogs really poorly. He's 16. I'm going to have to make some tough decisions possibly in the next day or so

Sorry to hear that G.G. Back legs the problem? Usually is at that age. Friend of ours has a 15 year old who she doesn't think will last much longer. Our little fella's only 6 but has hip problems already. Little pest at times, but we'd be gutted if anything happened to him.

[Gooner Girl]

My dogs really poorly. He's 16. I'm going to have to make some tough decisions possibly in the next day or so

That's an old dog. What's up with him?

He is old - and I know he's living on borrowed time but doesn't make the thought of saying goodbye much easier.

Took him to the vets this morning as he wasn't eating and was being sick, really lethargic and not wanting to move. I thought maybe he had just eaten something he shouldn't but they did blood tests and results came back very quickly, vet phoned this afternoon and said he was anaemic, had too high or too levels of many various minerals etc, that there were things wrong with his red and white blood cells, all in all it was leading to problems with his kidneys. We don't know if it's an infection that might clear or if it's gone onto failure. She said there are things they can do but we should think about the possibility of putting him down too. At the mo he's on antibiotics to see if that helps. Not looking promising so far...

[Gooner Girl]

My dogs really poorly. He's 16. I'm going to have to make some tough decisions possibly in the next day or so

Sorry to hear that G.G. Back legs the problem? Usually is at that age. Friend of ours has a 15 year old who she doesn'tthink will last much longer. Our little fella's only 6 but has hip problems already. Little pest at times, but we'd be gutted if anything happened to him.

Nope, back legs ok Tango, he has breathing difficulties which slow him down but never really suffered with his joints, he could quite happily (until the other day) hop up onto the sofa or bed...

[TANGODANCER]

Nope, back legs ok Tango, he has breathing difficulties which slow him down but never really suffered with his joints, he could quite happily (until the other day) hop up onto the sofa or bed...

Hope he makes it ok anyway. Can't fight age, unfortunately.