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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Hoboh » Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:32 am

Merry Christmas, sod trouble 'n' strife just for the day.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:12 am

Have a great Christmas, y'all. :oyea:
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Prufrock » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:43 am

AG - I hope you mean the Dorris from Black Eyed Peas!

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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:47 am

Prufrock wrote:AG - I hope you mean the Dorris from Black Eyed Peas!

Merry Crimbo everyone!
If fecking only!
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:55 am

Whatever you're doing or wherever you are, have a great Christmas in the spirit it's meant to be. Peace on earth and goodwill to all men :wink:
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Little Green Man » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:01 pm

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:12 pm

Merry Christmas to all panic-fannies and TW contributors, the rest of ya can feck off.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:12 pm

All the best one and all from the land of White Christmases.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:09 pm

Merry Christmas everyone.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Always hopeful » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:32 pm

Happy Christmas one and all.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by bobo the clown » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:33 pm

...burp !!
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:34 pm

bobo the clown wrote:...burp !!
I'm getting the smell of sprouts......
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Always hopeful » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:44 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:...burp !!
I'm getting the smell of sprouts......
Leeks, shirley?
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:52 pm

Always hopeful wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:...burp !!
I'm getting the smell of sprouts......
Leeks, shirley?
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by clapton is god » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:28 pm

So there we were relaxing after Chrimbo dinner when water began cascading through the kitchen ceiling. A quick dash upstairs revealed a guest had left the plug in the sink and a tap running. the bathroom was an inch deep! Three of us there to fix it - my SIL who currently has a slipped disc, my wife who has a history of sciatica and general bad back and me, so I dove in with the towels transfer water from floor to bath.... when I felt something go in my back! So that was now three of us with bad backs all stood around laughing hysterically! Ah, well, it'll fix itself and no harm done with the water, I hope - it'll all dry itself out given a few days. Merry Christmas one and all.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:30 pm

^^

Don't call it a flood, Hoboh won't be happy....
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:33 pm

I see that Christmas Day tele's fecking shite again (unless you're Annoyed Grunt, in which case the opposite applies ;) ). Thankfully I've got loads of Live at the Apollo to watch :)
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:46 pm

clapton is god wrote:So there we were relaxing after Chrimbo dinner when water began cascading through the kitchen ceiling. A quick dash upstairs revealed a guest had left the plug in the sink and a tap running. the bathroom was an inch deep! Three of us there to fix it - my SIL who currently has a slipped disc, my wife who has a history of sciatica and general bad back and me, so I dove in with the towels transfer water from floor to bath.... when I felt something go in my back! So that was now three of us with bad backs all stood around laughing hysterically! Ah, well, it'll fix itself and no harm done with the water, I hope - it'll all dry itself out given a few days. Merry Christmas one and all.
Thank goodness for tiled floors and evaporation! If you can laugh it is still a merry Christmas.
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Hoboh » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:07 pm

Annoyed Grunt wrote:^^

Don't call it a flood, Hoboh won't be happy....
wasn't me calling it not a flood you drunkard!!! :wink:
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Re: The Christmas thread

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:09 pm

Hoboh wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:^^

Don't call it a flood, Hoboh won't be happy....
wasn't me calling it not a flood you drunkard!!! :wink:
You were angry they called it a flood, were you not?
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