TW Caption Competition Part 2

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:22 am

Vanessa Feltz thought she was only putting a bit more weight on. Then one day, she went to the toilet, and....

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:01 am

The Nolan family knew their son was shit from an early age, but it didn't stop him from playing for Bolton when he grew up.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:28 pm

"Daaadd! I cant find that puppy anywhere"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:31 pm

a night on the piss followed by a kebab on the way home usually led to strange things being found in the bog, but this took the biscuit

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:32 pm

Determined to meet up again with the Grandma Prostitute Wayne had clearly taken a wrong turn in Patricia Tierney's Whiston block of flats.

boltonboris · Post by **boltonboris** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:36 pm

The term 'dropping the kids off' was taking literally

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:05 pm

WINNER

boltonboris wrote:The term 'dropping the kids off' was taking literally

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:56 am

In lieu (or should that be in loo) of a boltonboris picture, here's one to be getting on with...

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:02 am

Had a mare.

Horsing around.

Nistelrooy showed a willingness to get stuck in from an early age.

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:44 pm

Despite Tigger's coaching, Eeyore was always shit at hide and seek.

Harry Genshaw · Post by **Harry Genshaw** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:57 pm

Horse Chestnut

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:38 pm

Lightning took the oaks by a head

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:38 pm

Hide and seek at the stud farm

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 6:47 pm

The family's search for Shergar became desperate.

Little Green Man · Post by **Little Green Man** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 3:50 pm

15:45

1. Verbal Shergar 5-2
2. Verbal Nistlerooy 2-1
3. Lightning Oaks 4-5F

8 ran

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:41 pm

Thank you Little Green Man - I take it you were the jockey.

I was going to go for the spider photos but I'll let you loose on this one instead.

David Lee's Hair · Post by **David Lee's Hair** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:52 pm

Vanessa Feltz diet of small children, kittens and puppies was going very well

Montreal Wanderer · Post by **Montreal Wanderer** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:07 pm

Not an entry, but the truth behind this picture:

The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney appeared overjoyed that the spirit of her deceased yet beloved pit bull, Booger, had been recaptured in the five clones. Then we learned that the former beauty pageant queen was on the lam from the British authorities. In the 1970s, she became obsessed with a young man while in college in Utah. She later said, "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney, followed him to the UK, where he was serving as a door-to-door Mormon missionary. In 1977, she and a friend kidnapped him and held him at a remote cottage as her sex slave for days. Although she was arrested, McKinney fled to Canada disguised as a mime, and then went into hiding in the US disguised as a nun. Years later, the missionary saw McKinney watching him, and police subsequently found handcuffs and a rope in her car.

To top it off, she obtained Booger, the dead cloned dog, by breaking into an animal shelter, where he was scheduled to be euthanized after he had attacked some joggers.

Simply put, you can't make this stuff up.

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:48 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Not an entry, but the truth behind this picture:

The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney appeared overjoyed that the spirit of her deceased yet beloved pit bull, Booger, had been recaptured in the five clones. Then we learned that the former beauty pageant queen was on the lam from the British authorities. In the 1970s, she became obsessed with a young man while in college in Utah. She later said, "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney, followed him to the UK, where he was serving as a door-to-door Mormon missionary. In 1977, she and a friend kidnapped him and held him at a remote cottage as her sex slave for days. Although she was arrested, McKinney fled to Canada disguised as a mime, and then went into hiding in the US disguised as a nun. Years later, the missionary saw McKinney watching him, and police subsequently found handcuffs and a rope in her car.

To top it off, she obtained Booger, the dead cloned dog, by breaking into an animal shelter, where he was scheduled to be euthanized after he had attacked some joggers.

Simply put, you can't make this stuff up.

That's THE Joyce McKinney!

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:52 pm

Have you forgiven her yet enfield? And since when were you a mormon?

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