TW Caption Competition Part 2

[Montreal Wanderer]

Not an entry, but the truth behind this picture:

The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney appeared overjoyed that the spirit of her deceased yet beloved pit bull, Booger, had been recaptured in the five clones. Then we learned that the former beauty pageant queen was on the lam from the British authorities. In the 1970s, she became obsessed with a young man while in college in Utah. She later said, "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney, followed him to the UK, where he was serving as a door-to-door Mormon missionary. In 1977, she and a friend kidnapped him and held him at a remote cottage as her sex slave for days. Although she was arrested, McKinney fled to Canada disguised as a mime, and then went into hiding in the US disguised as a nun. Years later, the missionary saw McKinney watching him, and police subsequently found handcuffs and a rope in her car.

To top it off, she obtained Booger, the dead cl­oned dog, by breaking into an animal shelter, where he was scheduled to be euthanized after he had attacked some joggers.

Simply put, you can't make this stuff up.

That's THE Joyce McKinney!

Allegedly, though I'd say she had gone downhill a bit since the case of manacled mormon...

[enfieldwhite]

Not an entry, but the truth behind this picture:

The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney appeared overjoyed that the spirit of her deceased yet beloved pit bull, Booger, had been recaptured in the five clones. Then we learned that the former beauty pageant queen was on the lam from the British authorities. In the 1970s, she became obsessed with a young man while in college in Utah. She later said, "I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to."

McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney, followed him to the UK, where he was serving as a door-to-door Mormon missionary. In 1977, she and a friend kidnapped him and held him at a remote cottage as her sex slave for days. Although she was arrested, McKinney fled to Canada disguised as a mime, and then went into hiding in the US disguised as a nun. Years later, the missionary saw McKinney watching him, and police subsequently found handcuffs and a rope in her car.

To top it off, she obtained Booger, the dead cl­oned dog, by breaking into an animal shelter, where he was scheduled to be euthanized after he had attacked some joggers.

Simply put, you can't make this stuff up.

That's THE Joyce McKinney!

Allegedly, though I'd say she had gone downhill a bit since the case of manacled mormon...

Well, thirty years on, you'd expect a difference.

As an 11 year old boy at the time, and in the first awakenings of carnal desire, I remember wandering what the mormon was complaining about.

From the horses mouth, so to speak.

http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A1f4cfvz5w ... be_blurts/

[Bruce Rioja]

Booger's Newbie Pups Are We

[thebish]

McKinney has own tongue cloned into a dog....

[Montreal Wanderer]

I always thought it was an old wives' tale that dogs looked like their owners, but...

[Bruce Rioja]

Choke, you little nice person.

[Dave Sutton's barnet]

The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney (...) McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney,

You can change your name to owt you choose, and you plump (ha!) for Bernann?

[communistworkethic]

The story of the first happy customer of RNL Bio's new pet dog cloning service is almost too outlandish to mock. When we first encountered her last week, Bernann McKinney (...) McKinney, then known as Joyce McKinney,

You can change your name to owt you choose, and you plump (ha!) for Bernann?

she's american, like they have any clue??

[communistworkethic]

Dog. Ruff.

[communistworkethic]

Dr Gillian McKeith was going to have a problem explaining to her why she shat this out

[boltonboris]

A Dogs dinner

[youngmc]

i wonder how many of these i will need to make a winter hat.

[Verbal]

Choke, you little tw*t.

For all the possibilities, it's always the short and simple ones that are the best.

Over to you Bruce.

[Bruce Rioja]

Thank-you Verbal. Very kind of you, Sir.

Here you go:

[Verbal]

The indecipherable, high-pitched voice on the phone meant Sachs never did get off on the right foot with Brand.

[boltonboris]

Sure Rafa, I have some boots

[blurred]

Liverpool Football Club, how can I help you?

[FD]

No Mr Gartside, I'm sure I couldn't be any worse than "that ginger c**t"...

[communistworkethic]

Do you know Manuel?

No, I only just met him

[communistworkethic]

Si Senior Woss, Wafa is a pwick