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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bijou Bob » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:59 pm

Just a thought but @piersmorgan Kevin who???
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Worthy4England » Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:25 pm

04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W

I do rather like this one, taken from a tweet...entire innings on two lines. :-)

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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:13 pm

Good God! I just got up. Maybe I'm still dreaming. 111 balls - a new record. Really miss that Jimmy. :wink:
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:18 pm

Prufrock wrote:Right. Step up time for Lyth. Again.
F*ck's sake. Again.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:19 pm

Lyth out again for a measly score-14. We have this by the balls, please don't let's screw it up.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:31 pm

Shxt. 32-2, Bell gone already. Let's not play Anything you can do ffs....
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:31 pm

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BWFC_Insane wrote:Sorry Lyth, but you're not up to it.
Absolutely agreed. If you can't make runs when you're under little if any pressure then when are you going to make them?
And once again he fails miserably!

Oh, but there's always this :)

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:36 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:Shxt. 32-2, Bell gone already. Let's not play Anything you can do ffs....
Perhaps I should go back to bed.... 60 all out and 30-0 when I got up. 2-2 since then.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:38 pm

Gah, f*ck-all for three is normally how we do.

One of those Rooty double-centuries would be nice.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Hoboh » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:45 pm

Sensible, pick your stroke choice for the rest of the day, if in doubt block it or leave it!
Reckon there is some runs to be had from tomorrow onwards with the changing weather forecasts.

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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:48 pm

:lol: Pipe down Johnson you gobby c*nt.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:45 pm

99-3. OK, it's not as shit as them but it's far from good. Looks like the weather's going to pick up too so this is far from decided, regardless of what the belligerent, wife-beating, Yorkshire c*nt thinks!
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Hoboh » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:58 pm

Reckon we need 250-270 on the board min!

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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by KeyserSoze » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:00 pm

Did you see Australia's batting in the first innings?!
Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns.

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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:01 pm

Hoboh wrote:Reckon we need 250-270 on the board min!
300 as a minimum, I reckon.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:01 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:Did you see Australia's batting in the first innings?!
:lol: precisely.

Stick another 50 on and declare. Get it done today.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:02 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:Did you see Australia's batting in the first innings?!
I don't remember the last time I looked forward to watching the highlights of a day's play quite so much.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by Prufrock » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:03 pm

Stokes' catch is a sight to behold.
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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:04 pm

Worthy4England wrote:04W24W0W04100000W40000110W020000401000W000000000101000011W0011200010040040000W1W30000000000000400000000000001004W

I do rather like this one, taken from a tweet...entire innings on two lines. :-)

ha! fantastic! :D

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Re: 2015 Ashes

Post by thebish » Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:04 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
KeyserSoze wrote:Did you see Australia's batting in the first innings?!
I don't remember the last time I looked forward to watching the highlights of a day's play quite so much.

what side/time are the on?

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