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Post by William the White » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:15 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Try this topical nonsense

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:49 am

No. OBAMA. Now get Rumsfeld off my fecking case.
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Post by seanworth » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:07 am

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I owe everything to you. Without you I wouldn't stand a hoping hells chance of being president today.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:35 am

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Thanks for the tips on the acceptance speech.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:04 pm

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"You really are one dumb motherfxcker!"
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:11 pm

"Hey George, Moses was shown the path of righteousness by a burning Bush. Worth keeping in mind?"

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Post by senorjoeyo » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:45 pm

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Religious clerics up in arms, turns out the new president doesn't like bush.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:21 am

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

"You really are one dumb motherfxcker!"
sums it up quite nicely

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:47 pm

seanworth wrote:Image

I owe everything to you. Without you I wouldn't stand a hoping hells chance of being president today.
Just park her round the back would you?
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Post by Verbal » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:35 am

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GWB: I can only wish you well as the next President. After all, it wasn't long ago that your ancestors were surrogated.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:21 pm

hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

"You really are one dumb motherfxcker!"
sums it up quite nicely
Sorry didn't make this very clear did I

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:17 pm

Seems that the soldier's gone awal! :shock:
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Post by jenkz » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:41 pm

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GWB: Looks like the public are sick of your preaching already.
Obama: What do you mean?
GWB: The man behind me
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Obama:....Those are ear warmers George.
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Post by Verbal » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:23 pm

Bloody hell, thought this died a death many moons ago!

If SOTWA doesn't mind, I'd like to throw this to the lions

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:51 pm

Verbal wrote: Image
Keith Vaz Par Te!
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Post by boltonboris » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:52 am

Shetty had a great time on Goody's funeral

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:45 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image
"Great party Jackie. How do you afford it?"

"I dont, the taxpayer does. We've got free porn coming up next"
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:50 pm

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"So Jackie; what's the name of this charity bash you're sponsoring?"

"It's called X Pence"
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:41 pm

"If I'd have left it to that feck-witted husband of mine he'd have probably got me a garland of Patels", laughed the beleaguered Home Secretary.

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Post by Verbal » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:17 pm

Little Green Man wrote:"If I'd have left it to that feck-witted husband of mine he'd have probably got me a garland of Patels", laughed the beleaguered Home Secretary.
Once again, the small emerald-coloured fellow steals it at the death with some excellent punnage. Not an easy decision by any stretch of the imagination though.

WINNER!

Over to you, squire.
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