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Who will you be voting for?

Labour
13
41%
Conservatives
12
38%
Liberal Democrats
2
6%
UK Independence Party (UKIP)
0
No votes
Green Party
3
9%
Plaid Cymru
0
No votes
Other
1
3%
Planet Hobo
1
3%
 
Total votes: 32

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Post by bedwetter2 » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:49 pm

thebish wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:Anyway, now we have identified all the Labour supporting losers identifying themselves in the leadership poll thread at least they are all in one place and may be rounded up and shot at leisure.
the poll does not indicate labour-support - it indicates which of the candidates' policies people most relate to. if you don't understand that or appreciate the difference - then I would confidently predict you not being able to find the key for your gun-cupboard or hold the gun the right way round to shoot them with.....
Well Your Holiness, although I can confirm that I have found the key to the gun cabinet I seem to have mislaid the cartridges. Why the poll would not indicate Labour support is unclear as it would seem to me that taking part indicates at least a passing interest in the future direction of those "wankers" as so elegantly described by Capslock.

Anyhow, as a venerable man of the clergy you will be accorded the dignity of a choice in the means of your demise (unless I can find those damn cartridges in which case all bets are off). Toodle pip!

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:47 pm

bedwetter2 wrote:Why the poll would not indicate Labour support is unclear as it would seem to me that taking part indicates at least a passing interest in the future direction of those "wankers" as so elegantly described by Capslock.
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Post by thebish » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:15 pm

bedwetter2 wrote:Why the poll would not indicate Labour support is unclear as it would seem to me that taking part indicates at least a passing interest in the future direction of those "wankers" as so elegantly described by Capslock.

hmmm... the idea that CAPS and Bruce are labour-supporting losers who should be shot is a novel one...

either that - or you are staggeringly dense...

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Post by bedwetter2 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:51 am

thebish wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:Why the poll would not indicate Labour support is unclear as it would seem to me that taking part indicates at least a passing interest in the future direction of those "wankers" as so elegantly described by Capslock.

hmmm... the idea that CAPS and Bruce are labour-supporting losers who should be shot is a novel one...

either that - or you are staggeringly dense...
You mean that two non Labour-supporting onanists took part in a poll regarding the future leadership of that party of lost souls.......? Well fcuk me rigid!
It is so much better that the non police state party supporters ignored you Trotskyists all together, but I suppose it is still a free country despite the efforts of the congenitally dense Marxists and their fellow Balls supporters.

Anyhow, it's good to see that the left-leaning William the White leapt to the defence of you and your fellow travellers. I'm cleaning the barrels as I speak. :D

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Post by thebish » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:19 am

bedwetter2 wrote:
thebish wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:Why the poll would not indicate Labour support is unclear as it would seem to me that taking part indicates at least a passing interest in the future direction of those "wankers" as so elegantly described by Capslock.

hmmm... the idea that CAPS and Bruce are labour-supporting losers who should be shot is a novel one...

either that - or you are staggeringly dense...
You mean that two non Labour-supporting onanists took part in a poll regarding the future leadership of that party of lost souls.......? Well fcuk me rigid!
It is so much better that the non police state party supporters ignored you Trotskyists all together, but I suppose it is still a free country despite the efforts of the congenitally dense Marxists and their fellow Balls supporters.

Anyhow, it's good to see that the left-leaning William the White leapt to the defence of you and your fellow travellers. I'm cleaning the barrels as I speak. :D

I'll have a wild stab in the dark and guess that you have not got the first idea who Trotsky was. (and are you now calling Bruce and CAPS wankers??)

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Post by InsaneApache » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:37 am

Didn't Trotsky play bass guitar in the Pink Fairies?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:54 am

Didn't Megson use the word dense, bish? Is there something you're keeping from us?
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Post by thebish » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:29 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Didn't Megson use the word dense, bish? Is there something you're keeping from us?
indeed he did! there are lots of things I am keeping from you!

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Post by bedwetter2 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:59 pm

InsaneApache wrote:Didn't Trotsky play bass guitar in the Pink Fairies?
I believe you may be correct, but that was before the ice pick incident of course. After that Leon Trotsky didn't take such an active part in the development of modern musical idioms.

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Post by bedwetter2 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:12 pm

thebish wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:
thebish wrote:
bedwetter2 wrote:Why the poll would not indicate Labour support is unclear as it would seem to me that taking part indicates at least a passing interest in the future direction of those "wankers" as so elegantly described by Capslock.

hmmm... the idea that CAPS and Bruce are labour-supporting losers who should be shot is a novel one...

either that - or you are staggeringly dense...
You mean that two non Labour-supporting onanists took part in a poll regarding the future leadership of that party of lost souls.......? Well fcuk me rigid!
It is so much better that the non police state party supporters ignored you Trotskyists all together, but I suppose it is still a free country despite the efforts of the congenitally dense Marxists and their fellow Balls supporters.

Anyhow, it's good to see that the left-leaning William the White leapt to the defence of you and your fellow travellers. I'm cleaning the barrels as I speak. :D

I'll have a wild stab in the dark and guess that you have not got the first idea who Trotsky was. (and are you now calling Bruce and CAPS wankers??)
Your wild stab in the dark is misdirected. I much prefer the dark history of the USSR in the early 1950s presided over by Stalin and Beria, though. They could teach present day amateur socialists a thing or two.

I can see now why Bruce and CAPS protested but, in fairness, they did take part.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:25 pm

I haven't protested anywhere, I explained why I had a go. Ergo - to see which of the four leans more towards my to-the-right-of-centre way of thinking, and who the least. If you have an issue with that then it isn't something that I can help you with. :conf:
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Post by thebish » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:42 pm

my bedwetting comrade...

For many people - perhaps most of us - there is a large element of tribalism in voting patterns...

many people would be surprised to find that as far as simple "policy" goes, they are a whole lot closer to those they vote against than they would care to imagine.

from a different angle - but the same point - I have sat down with groups of quite traditional "conservative" (small "c") evangelical christians and presented them with assorted texts (stripped of verse numbers and book names) - mixed from the Bible and the Qu'ran and asked which they would consider to be the word-of-God...

invariably they will pick some that originate from the bible and some that originate from the Qu'ran - and occasionally a selection weighted towards the Qu'ran

when in "real life" - conservative evangelical christians would deny wholeheartedly that the Qu'ran contains the word-of-God at all... It usually makes them very cross and they think I have somehow tricked them... (but making conservative evangelicals cross is fair game!)

I suspect that for many people - including me if I am honest - no party fulfils our political makeup wholly - and more than that - there are times when those we consider to be our political "enemies" are actually closer to what we believe about society than the party we actually vote for.

hence the poll - and there are similar ones that do a wider job and offer you an entirely policy-based snapshot view of whether you are actually - in terms of policy - more in tune with the tories, or labour, or the lib dems at any particular time.

so - wind your neck in - you have monumentally missed the point.

may i suggest some of these?

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Post by bedwetter2 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:03 am

thebish wrote:my bedwetting comrade...

For many people - perhaps most of us - there is a large element of tribalism in voting patterns...

many people would be surprised to find that as far as simple "policy" goes, they are a whole lot closer to those they vote against than they would care to imagine.

from a different angle - but the same point - I have sat down with groups of quite traditional "conservative" (small "c") evangelical christians and presented them with assorted texts (stripped of verse numbers and book names) - mixed from the Bible and the Qu'ran and asked which they would consider to be the word-of-God...

invariably they will pick some that originate from the bible and some that originate from the Qu'ran - and occasionally a selection weighted towards the Qu'ran

when in "real life" - conservative evangelical christians would deny wholeheartedly that the Qu'ran contains the word-of-God at all... It usually makes them very cross and they think I have somehow tricked them... (but making conservative evangelicals cross is fair game!)

I suspect that for many people - including me if I am honest - no party fulfils our political makeup wholly - and more than that - there are times when those we consider to be our political "enemies" are actually closer to what we believe about society than the party we actually vote for.

hence the poll - and there are similar ones that do a wider job and offer you an entirely policy-based snapshot view of whether you are actually - in terms of policy - more in tune with the tories, or labour, or the lib dems at any particular time.

so - wind your neck in - you have monumentally missed the point.

may i suggest some of these?

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I really do think that you have missed my point, which amounts (as my username could imply) to a bit of a piss-take, nothing more, nothing less.

Thanks very much for the earnestness of your replies though. It does keep the thread going nicely in what would otherwise have been a boring football-less weekend.

As to my real political views, let me just say that we are all a bit of an amalgam of different views for different aspects of life in the UK. I am neither right wing, nor left wing, nor Liberal D in the sense of supporting any particular political party. If there were a Libertarian Party I would probably support some of its aims, principal of which should be to overturn the vested interests which always want to fight for power at the expense of the interests of the population at large.

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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:22 am

how to be a tit - lesson 68

1. get involved in summat you don't understand
2. staggeringly miss the point
3. make a total tit of yourself
4. pretend you didn't mean it anyway and it was all a big joke

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Post by Verbal » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:38 pm

"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:44 pm

do you WANT the Met to use its hard-pressed resources to police a Tony Blair book signing?? :conf:

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Post by bedwetter2 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:23 pm

[quote="thebish"]how to be a tit - lesson 68

1. get involved in summat you don't understand
2. staggeringly miss the point
3. make a total tit of yourself
4. pretend you didn't mean it anyway and it was all a big joke

Interesting views there, old chap, but somewhat wide of the mark.

Why state that I don't understand the rationale behind the poll? You really do take yourself a little too seriously.

And so I take it that lesson 69 involves men of the cloth - presuming you are not one of those new-fangled female GBs - developing a sense of humour. In the meantime, if I can assist you in that direction there will no doubt be other opportunities afforded to me in taking the piss. Politics, religion, sex and the easily offended are all fertile ground for me. :)

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Post by thebish » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:43 pm

it was just general advice bedwetter - I didn't mention you...

but you seem to think the cap fits for some reason...

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Post by William the White » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:45 pm

bedwetter2 wrote:
thebish wrote:how to be a tit - lesson 68

1. get involved in summat you don't understand
2. staggeringly miss the point
3. make a total tit of yourself
4. pretend you didn't mean it anyway and it was all a big joke

Interesting views there, old chap, but somewhat wide of the mark.

Why state that I don't understand the rationale behind the poll? You really do take yourself a little too seriously.

And so I take it that lesson 69 involves men of the cloth - presuming you are not one of those new-fangled female GBs - developing a sense of humour. In the meantime, if I can assist you in that direction there will no doubt be other opportunities afforded to me in taking the piss. Politics, religion, sex and the easily offended are all fertile ground for me. :)
I'm obviously missing something here. Could you point me to which of your posts show you have a sense of humour? :conf:

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Post by bedwetter2 » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:54 pm

thebish wrote:it was just general advice bedwetter - I didn't mention you...

but you seem to think the cap fits for some reason...
Why aren't you at evensong?

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