Today I'm angry about.....

[jimbo]

The fact that tinned chopped tomatoes seem to have been phased out and replaced with those shitty cardboard cartons of them which are impossible to open and when you do manage it they go everywhere - walls, floor, ceiling, clothes. They also seem smaller meaning I need to use about 1 1/3 to make a decent sauce with leaving waste cartons lying round in the fridge and round my kitchen.

[thebish]

The fact that tinned chopped tomatoes seem to have been phased out and replaced with those shitty cardboard cartons of them which are impossible to open and when you do manage it they go everywhere - walls, floor, ceiling, clothes. They also seem smaller meaning I need to use about 1 1/3 to make a decent sauce with leaving waste cartons lying round in the fridge and round my kitchen.

aldi still have them - with a handy drinks-can style pull off tin lid...

where on earth do you shop?

[BWFC_Insane]

The fact that tinned chopped tomatoes seem to have been phased out and replaced with those shitty cardboard cartons of them which are impossible to open and when you do manage it they go everywhere - walls, floor, ceiling, clothes. They also seem smaller meaning I need to use about 1 1/3 to make a decent sauce with leaving waste cartons lying round in the fridge and round my kitchen.

I'm with you on this.

Fecking annoying.

[Bruce Rioja]

The fact that tinned chopped tomatoes seem to have been phased out and replaced with those shitty cardboard cartons of them which are impossible to open and when you do manage it they go everywhere - walls, floor, ceiling, clothes. They also seem smaller meaning I need to use about 1 1/3 to make a decent sauce with leaving waste cartons lying round in the fridge and round my kitchen.

aldi still have them - with a handy drinks-can style pull off tin lid...

where on earth do you shop?

Sainsburys, I'm guessing. I once made the same mistake. Once.

Tomatoes in cartons and nay black pudding!

[jimbo]

The fact that tinned chopped tomatoes seem to have been phased out and replaced with those shitty cardboard cartons of them which are impossible to open and when you do manage it they go everywhere - walls, floor, ceiling, clothes. They also seem smaller meaning I need to use about 1 1/3 to make a decent sauce with leaving waste cartons lying round in the fridge and round my kitchen.

aldi still have them - with a handy drinks-can style pull off tin lid...

where on earth do you shop?

Sainsburys, I'm guessing. I once made the same mistake. Once.

Tomatoes in cartons and nay black pudding!

Yup, Sainsbury's are the offenders. Made the mistake tonight of coming in from hospital late and tackling dinner without getting changed so ended up with the bastards all down a white shirt and my trousers. Seriously don't see the point in them.

[thebish]

The Kelloggs adverts that portray Mr Kellogg as an avuncular old gentleman living out in the country inventing cereals that bring us all the best that nature could offer us...

when - in fact - Mr Kellogg was a barking mad weirdo who invented cereals with the express intention of providing a bland breakfast that is not excitable and will dampen down the passions in the poor souls he had locked up in his asylums to cure them of their love of wanking - which he believed led to almost every ailment and disability under the sun - blindness being the mildest.

if a diet of his cereals and yoghurt enemas (I kid you not) didn't work - then, he wrote...

A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.

and

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.


THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts!

[BWFC_Insane]

The Kelloggs adverts that portray Mr Kellogg as an avuncular old gentleman living out in the country inventing cereals that bring us all the best that nature could offer us...

when - in fact - Mr Kellogg was a barking mad weirdo who invented cereals with the express intention of providing a bland breakfast that is not excitable and will dampen down the passions in the poor souls he had locked up in his asylums to cure them of their love of wanking - which he believed led to almost every ailment and disability under the sun - blindness being the mildest.

if a diet of his cereals and yoghurt enemas (I kid you not) didn't work - then, he wrote...

A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.

and

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.


THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts!

Careful you'll have TD on here claiming he was a true scientific visionary.

[Lofthouse Lower]

His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

[TANGODANCER]

The Kelloggs adverts that portray Mr Kellogg as an avuncular old gentleman living out in the country inventing cereals that bring us all the best that nature could offer us...

when - in fact - Mr Kellogg was a barking mad weirdo who invented cereals with the express intention of providing a bland breakfast that is not excitable and will dampen down the passions in the poor souls he had locked up in his asylums to cure them of their love of wanking - which he believed led to almost every ailment and disability under the sun - blindness being the mildest.

if a diet of his cereals and yoghurt enemas (I kid you not) didn't work - then, he wrote...

A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.

and

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.


THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts!

Boy, when you have a go at somebody, you really have a go. What about that Quaker chap on Porridge Oats; is a he a villain too?

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

And, fair play to him... I had a bowl this morning and have not had the urge to disappear into the toilet and knock one out today....

[Lofthouse Lower]

His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

And, fair play to him... I had a bowl this morning and have not had the urge to disappear into the toilet and knock one out today....

An excellent point. Today was my first bowl - previously I was a five a day knuckle shuffler.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

And, fair play to him... I had a bowl this morning and have not had the urge to disappear into the toilet and knock one out today....

Still feeling nothing?

[Il Pirate]

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.


THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts



He never watched sky channel 912 and treated himself to a quick fiddle then?

[ratbert]

Dig out Alan Parker's film 'The Road to Wellville', with Anthony Hopkins as Mr Kellogg, for more on the subject.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_t ... lle_(film)

[Lofthouse Lower]

Clowns who claim to know about religion, and yet are shown up at every turn to know sweet nowt.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Yeah, but they sure can juggle..

[Lofthouse Lower]

His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

And, fair play to him... I had a bowl this morning and have not had the urge to disappear into the toilet and knock one out today....

Still feeling nothing?

2, 3, 4, 1

[Prufrock]

The Kelloggs adverts that portray Mr Kellogg as an avuncular old gentleman living out in the country inventing cereals that bring us all the best that nature could offer us...

when - in fact - Mr Kellogg was a barking mad weirdo who invented cereals with the express intention of providing a bland breakfast that is not excitable and will dampen down the passions in the poor souls he had locked up in his asylums to cure them of their love of wanking - which he believed led to almost every ailment and disability under the sun - blindness being the mildest.

if a diet of his cereals and yoghurt enemas (I kid you not) didn't work - then, he wrote...

A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.

and

In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.


THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts!

Which Mr Kellogg are they portraying though Mr Bish? There were two brothers, the nutjob one you mention, the one who invented cornflakes, by accident, and his brother who was the one who actually founded the company, who insisted on the addition of sugar, and was a big philanthropist.

[Bruce Rioja]

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.


THIS Mr kellogg should be the man in their adverts



He never watched sky channel 912 and treated himself to a quick fiddle then?

I do, but to spice things up all the more I bandage and tie my hands, cover my genitals with any one of my assortment of cages, sew up the old Jew's wallet and wire myseld up to a car battery with clamped leads.

[ohjimmyjimmy]

Bruce, i think you're looking for the S & M forum...just down the corridor, second on the left.

You cant miss it, it has a door sign made out of nipple shavings.