TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:25 am

TANGODANCER wrote:Why, thank you kindly KB. A topical theme then:

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:42 pm

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... and according to Jackie's husband the guy on the dvd had one THIS big !!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:58 pm

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....we had Blunkett feeling it like this, and he honestly thought it was a massive coconut. The pony loved it. He falls for that sort of shit all the time!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:41 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Image
... and according to Jackie's husband the guy on the dvd had one THIS big !!
Not seeing my favourite " The wife's useless at parking the car. She really believes this is six inches. So it's over to Bobo. WINNER
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:32 pm

thanks to KeeeeBaaaab for his assistance.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:38 pm

bobo the clown wrote:thanks to KeeeeBaaaab for his assistance.
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Basil Fawlty (Aka Allardyce): Ah, Manuel? There is too much butter on those trays.
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Post by seanworth » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:44 pm

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So Beni you do realize that prostitute I sent to your room last night was a bloke.
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Post by Verbal » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:23 pm

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Sir! Sir! *sniff sniff* he did it, he *sniff* did that nasty hand gesture!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:51 pm

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Max & Paddy: The Wilderness Years
Last edited by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab on Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:56 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Image

Max & Paddy: The Twilight Years
That. Is. Brilliant. I nearly choked on crisps.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:42 pm

Cheers. Now edited, because I could still improve it.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:51 pm

Just in case KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab gets a disqualification for tampering...

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:55 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Just in case KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab gets a disqualification for tampering...
Can I? Oh, gash.
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri May 01, 2009 6:48 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Image

Max & Paddy: The Wilderness Years
I think I preferred this to the slightly amended version ... plus it stops any cries of "foul".

Disappointed that Blurred didn't give us his wisdom on this though.

Anyway Mr Sheeesh ... WINNER !!
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Fri May 01, 2009 9:58 pm

Pig puns earn immediate disqualification.

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Post by Jakerbeef » Fri May 01, 2009 11:09 pm

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Post by Verbal » Sat May 02, 2009 12:34 pm

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Pig puns earn immediate disqualification.

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The T-W bad joke alliance call an emergency meeting after Keeeeeeebaaaaaab's pig pun ban.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sat May 02, 2009 12:49 pm

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Jappa-sneeze interview.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat May 02, 2009 2:07 pm

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This year, the Bukkake Championship conestants could take no chances.
May the bridges I burn light your way
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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat May 02, 2009 7:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

This year, the Bukkake Championship conestants could take no chances.
Tremendous. (those that need to find out what "Bukkake" is should do so at home, by the way)

WINNER!!!

Over to you, Brucie.
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