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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:22 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
Boy, when you have a go at somebody, you really have a go. What about that Quaker chap on Porridge Oats; is a he a villain too? :wink:
ask chief inspector Barnaby...
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:23 pm

East Lower wrote:His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

wanker! :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:23 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Bruce, i think you're looking the S & M forum...just down the corridor, second on the left.

You cant miss it, it has a door sign made out of nipple shavings.

:)
Ahh, cheers mate. :oops:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:22 pm

thebish wrote:
East Lower wrote:His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

wanker! :wink:
Onanist!
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:23 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:
East Lower wrote:His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

wanker! :wink:
Onanist!
I think you have me mixed up with Ali Al-Habsi...
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:28 pm

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
thebish wrote:
East Lower wrote:His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.

wanker! :wink:
Onanist!
I think you have me mixed up with Ali Al-Habsi...
Or a supporter of! :mrgreen:
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Post by Hoboh » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:55 pm

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
East Lower wrote:His crunchy nut cornflakes are excellent, no matter what his motives were.
And, fair play to him... I had a bowl this morning and have not had the urge to disappear into the toilet and knock one out today....
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Still feeling nothing?
Quite ill actually!!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:02 pm

East Lower wrote:Clowns who claim to know about religion, and yet are shown up at every turn to know sweet nowt.
Shows your new. If I'd posted that I could have got six pages out of it at least. :wink:
Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:03 pm

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In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.
Ah ... Jane. I hadn't thought of her for a while.

Thanks theBish.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:05 pm

East Lower wrote:Clowns who claim to know about religion, and yet are shown up at every turn to know sweet nowt.
Hey, watch your ass EL.

You think I know feck nothing ... when in fact, I know feck all !!

Now ... give the Guv a "harumph !"
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Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:07 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.
Ah ... Jane. I hadn't thought of her for a while.

Thanks theBish.
I'm quite clitorally at your service....
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Post by seanworth » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:11 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.
Ah ... Jane. I hadn't thought of her for a while.

Thanks theBish.
I'm quite clitorally at your service....
That's gash, still reminds me of a restaurant I ate at in the philippines many years ago called "Clits Cafe".
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:11 pm

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Firstly, to the lady on the right (as we look) ... you need to stop chucking up everything you eat, lass, or you'll waste away even more.

But ... more importantly ... the one on the left appears to have been twisted around at about on what most people would call "the waist" .... or is that what is called "a front bottom" ??
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:03 pm

Yolanda Be Cool.

Yes I'd heard it before going on holiday, but 2 weeks of hearing it fcuking everywhere has done my fcuking head in.
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Post by Hoboh » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:44 am

window cleaners!!!!! Didn't know i was on me jollys this week, decided to miss upstairs front then the cheeky tw*t tried to charge me for it!!!!!!!!
Rotty nearly had an early supper.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:48 am

Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:49 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:59 am

East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
To see if someone will snuff it..!

Honestly, keep up..
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Post by Lofthouse Lower » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:00 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
East Lower wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Why didn't anybody snuff it in eastenders last night?
Why does anybody watch Eastenders?
To see if someone will snuff it..!

Honestly, keep up..
Last time I watched it, that Tracy thingy had bopped Dirty Den on the noggin and buried him under the floor.
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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:06 am

In my defence, the wife had it on, and she promised me blood shed, and a big fire and maybe Peggy being caught in it, so i thought 'i'll have some of that' ...

Whereas in actual fact it was just a load of shouting, bit of a fire, no more or less miserable than usual :?
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