TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 08, 2009 7:09 pm

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sat May 09, 2009 12:13 am

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Johnny Vaughan, fresh from his stint on "Celebrity Face Transplant", was really struggling for material for his breakfast show.
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Post by Jakerbeef » Sat May 09, 2009 9:12 pm

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Ah Keeley my love. One day, one day...

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Post by H. Pedersen » Thu May 14, 2009 8:15 am

Berlusconi fondly reads the match report from Paolo Maldini's debut.

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 14, 2009 8:00 pm

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... & if they think they're seeing my fckg expenses they're going to be disappointed.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu May 14, 2009 9:51 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers Jakerbeef.

Try this one.

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Fri May 15, 2009 10:05 am

Oh. I won. In celebration of last night's result:

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Fri May 15, 2009 10:14 am

superjohnmcginlay wrote:Oh. I won. In celebration of last night's result:

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New evidence from haringey social services reveals that as part of his systemic abuse Baby P was forced to wear a Leeds United shirt.

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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri May 15, 2009 10:32 am

"Nice shirt" they said, "white with a bit of navy blue trim and sponsored by a betting agency. Can't go wrong, it's a winner"

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Post by seanworth » Fri May 15, 2009 10:53 am

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The young Leeds lad, was in for a rude shock watching his team Leeds for the first time while wearing his new glasses.

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri May 15, 2009 11:19 am

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Time hadn't withered Alan Smith, but it had made him a bit smaller.

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Post by Little Green Man » Fri May 15, 2009 11:25 am

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Ryan wept as he realised that another year in Division One would force the Leeds boardroom to accept the offer from Findus for all the remaining goldfish.

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Post by Jakerbeef » Sat May 16, 2009 1:07 am

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After he'd managed to stop laughing, the Milwall fan stepped out of his disguise.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun May 17, 2009 2:36 pm

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Continuing the bawling from the Headingley end...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun May 17, 2009 2:40 pm

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Why couldn't we have stripes like Bolton?
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun May 17, 2009 3:30 pm

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And I was really looking forwards to playing Newcastle next season and finding out how a proper club should be run

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Post by Verbal » Sun May 17, 2009 10:06 pm

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As soon as the rose-tints came off, the realisation dawned on the poor lad.
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Post by Verbal » Sun May 17, 2009 10:06 pm

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"You'll be going to St James Park next season!"

"YES, did we win the playoffs then?!"

"No, Exeter got promoted."
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Mon May 18, 2009 11:12 am

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"You'll be going to St James Park next season!"

"YES, did we win the playoffs then?!"

"No, Exeter got promoted."
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Post by Verbal » Mon May 18, 2009 3:03 pm

Cheers supajohn. Sink your teeth into this 'un...

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