Today I'm angry about.....

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:52 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Pestering emails from internet sellers asking me to take time out of my day to comment. I've already bought your stuff, if its crap I'll let you know.

But you're with me on the Rhona Cameron thing, right?

Lord Kangana · Post by **Lord Kangana** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:05 am

Who's Rhona Cameron?

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:28 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Who's Rhona Cameron?

Right. You're going on my list too.

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:38 am

CrazyHorse wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Who's Rhona Cameron?

Right. You're going on my list too.

To be honest, Hoss, I've just looked up 'Rhona Cameron' and I'm still none the wiser.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:07 pm

Lesbian scottish comedian, about as funny as toothache.

Upon seeing her, the fact that she is a lesbian would not make it into our 'Well, i never knew that!' thread...

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:12 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Tw*ts on ebay that can't be arsed leaving feedback when you've sold them something.

i bought something for my hols recently, it arrived day before we went, didt have chance to leave feedback...got back after 2 weeks and checked my e-mails, there was about 10 e-mails from the seller asking for feedback, ranging from at first 'please leave feedback' to 'why havent you left feedback' to 'i really dont understand why you won't leave me feedback etc.' to finally 'its people like you that ruin ebay, i've asked you for feedback blah blah...'

Needless to say, upon reading these e-mails, i left the cnut feedback immediately...

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:04 pm

Bollocks football punditry is bad enough, but this now seemingly accepted wisdom that the blokes on telly who talk about the games before, during and afterwards are there not because they are famous names from their playing days, but because they are that oft-mentioned and seldom-seen super species - experts. Alex McCleish pissed me off yesterday when, when asked about Pepe Reina, he said, "I have to say Pepe Reina was outstanding. Whether the saves were world class is for the experts to decide. But they certainly looked tremendous from where I was stood".

You are the f*cking experts! Not some dicks in pink shirts and anti-glare make-up.

Dujon · Post by **Dujon** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:22 pm

Aw, come on Prufrock, surely he was merely expressing his genuine, through and through, humbleness?

clapton is god · Post by **clapton is god** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:35 am

Was at the Odeon in the Trafford Centre yesterday (Inception - over-blown but engaging rubbish!) and went for an ice cream. The bloke serving was unshaved, showing his cleavage when he bent down and showing his gut when he reached up. He looked a right mess. As he came to serve me he wiped his nose on his fingers and said 'Yes?' I gave myself a couple of seconds to calm down and said 'Sorry, you've just wiped your nose with your fingers. Do you mind washing your hands?' Rather than use the sink right next to him he muttered something and disappeared into a back room where I couldn't see what he was doing. At that point I could have completely gone off on one and ruined the evening given the mood I was in, but instead we just walked away and I never did get my ice cream.

Athers · Post by **Athers** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:17 am

It's overpriced anyway.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:45 am

clapton is god wrote:Was at the Odeon in the Trafford Centre yesterday (Inception - over-blown but engaging rubbish!) and went for an ice cream. The bloke serving was unshaved, showing his cleavage when he bent down and showing his gut when he reached up. He looked a right mess. As he came to serve me he wiped his nose on his fingers and said 'Yes?' I gave myself a couple of seconds to calm down and said 'Sorry, you've just wiped your nose with your fingers. Do you mind washing your hands?' Rather than use the sink right next to him he muttered something and disappeared into a back room where I couldn't see what he was doing. At that point I could have completely gone off on one and ruined the evening given the mood I was in, but instead we just walked away and I never did get my ice cream.

Ooh get you, your majesty...

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:48 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Aah, no, that was 'The Wounded Platoon' about a different set of out of control US troops in Iraq.

Apparently a massive percentage of serving US soldiers are on fistfulls of prescription drugs for all manner of psychological disorders.

Just to clarify, thats young men with lots of guns in a foreign country ripped off their tits. And we wonder why....

So very little different than normal, other than the foreign country bit?

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:21 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
clapton is god wrote:Was at the Odeon in the Trafford Centre yesterday (Inception - over-blown but engaging rubbish!) and went for an ice cream. The bloke serving was unshaved, showing his cleavage when he bent down and showing his gut when he reached up. He looked a right mess. As he came to serve me he wiped his nose on his fingers and said 'Yes?' I gave myself a couple of seconds to calm down and said 'Sorry, you've just wiped your nose with your fingers. Do you mind washing your hands?' Rather than use the sink right next to him he muttered something and disappeared into a back room where I couldn't see what he was doing. At that point I could have completely gone off on one and ruined the evening given the mood I was in, but instead we just walked away and I never did get my ice cream.
Ooh get you, your majesty...

I agree with him. I'd have walked too.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:25 am

i hear whoooooshing...!

Il Pirate · Post by **Il Pirate** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:29 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
ohjimmyjimmy wrote:
clapton is god wrote:Was at the Odeon in the Trafford Centre yesterday (Inception - over-blown but engaging rubbish!) and went for an ice cream. The bloke serving was unshaved, showing his cleavage when he bent down and showing his gut when he reached up. He looked a right mess. As he came to serve me he wiped his nose on his fingers and said 'Yes?' I gave myself a couple of seconds to calm down and said 'Sorry, you've just wiped your nose with your fingers. Do you mind washing your hands?' Rather than use the sink right next to him he muttered something and disappeared into a back room where I couldn't see what he was doing. At that point I could have completely gone off on one and ruined the evening given the mood I was in, but instead we just walked away and I never did get my ice cream.
Ooh get you, your majesty...
I agree with him. I'd have walked too.

Many years ago, something similar hapened to me. We were all out in Manchester and looking for a taxi home, when I fancied a burger from one of those old burger trolleys all the ex cons used to work on. (sweeping generalisation, but a lot of 'em were ex cons). As he asked if I wanted onions, he lifted the lid on the tray thing and somehow cut his finger. He stuck said finger in his mouth and sucked the blood off, then continued making up my burger. This was at the height of the aids scare in early/mid eighties. He got a little bit pi**ed off when I declined to complete the purchase.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:34 am

Imagine what they get up to in places like McDonalds where you cant even see them making the burgers up.

bobo the clown · Post by **bobo the clown** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:20 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Oh, and Rhona Cameron and all.

... preceded by Gena Yashere and followed by Patrick Keilty in a programme compared by Lenny Henry.

That would keep me scrubbing the outside netty rather than watch it.

The aforementioned ex-Mr French was compere on a 'Live at the Apollo' prog this Sunday. I thought, in a rare moment's fit if reasonableness "no, be fair, give him a chance" ... funny as toothache whilst suffering from appendicitis. Not improved one fckg iota.

ohjimmyjimmy · Post by **ohjimmyjimmy** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:21 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Oh, and Rhona Cameron and all.
... preceded by Gena Yashere and followed by Patrick Keilty in a programme compared by Lenny Henry.

That would keep me scrubbing the outside netty rather than watch it.

The aforementioned ex-Mr French was compere on a 'Live at the Apollo' prog this Sunday. I thought, in a rare moment's fit if reasonableness "no, be fair, give him a chance" ... funny as toothache whilst suffering from appendicitis. Not improved one fckg iota.

Saw it, watched it, cringed, turned over !

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:08 pm

Athers wrote:It's overpriced anyway.

snot funny that!

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:31 am

http://news.uk.msn.com/articles.aspx?cp ... =154683288

Go to hell you smug bastards!!!! Another bunch of tools wanting us to part with money we ain't got, hosepipe bans, dry winters/summers just who the feck are they trying to kid? Sack the swines or withdraw any government funding imeadiatly, tell the water companies the gaffers will face prison if they drain the res for maintainance then bull shit about "dry winters" when we have record snows etc the type of water that soak in not runs off the land thus putting down a decent water table. Watch the flooding this winter!

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