General Chit Chat

[Bruce Rioja]

Well, now he'll have a tiny window into what he's hoping to subject fish to in the name of his recreational pursuit. I hope it stings like feck for a month. In fact, I hope it stings like feck for a month and then at the end of it his finger falls off.

[bobo the clown]

^ on the face of it, not much more ludicrous sounding than the central claims of, say, Catholicism!

Whoa. Steady there your Vicarness.

Don't mess with the one true faith".

I know it's the one true faith coz Fr. Murphy told me so and NO-ONE messed with Fr. Murphy.

He told me whilst swiping me around the head with a catechism ... "God (swipe) ..... is (swipe) .... love (swipe)". Now, who could argue with that ???

[thebish]

Well, now he'll have a tiny window into what he's hoping to subject fish to in the name of his recreational pursuit. I hope it stings like feck for a month. In fact, I hope it stings like feck for a month and then at the end of it his finger falls off.

indeed - as I commented on the fb post where I found it - never mind, I've heard the fishermen can't feel pain, the hooks don't hurt them...

[Bruce Rioja]

Well, now he'll have a tiny window into what he's hoping to subject fish to in the name of his recreational pursuit. I hope it stings like feck for a month. In fact, I hope it stings like feck for a month and then at the end of it his finger falls off.

indeed - as I commented on the fb post where I found it - never mind, I've heard the fishermen can't feel pain, the hooks don't hurt them...

Proud of you!

Any responses?

[William the White]

^ on the face of it, not much more ludicrous sounding than the central claims of, say, Catholicism!

Whoa. Steady there your Vicarness.

Don't mess with the one true faith".

I know it's the one true faith coz Fr. Murphy told me so and NO-ONE messed with Fr. Murphy.

He told me whilst swiping me around the head with a catechism ... "God (swipe) ..... is (swipe) .... love (swipe)". Now, who could argue with that ???

Love takes many forms. God's is indifference.

[Bruce Rioja]

Love takes many forms. God's is indifference.

So you agree that God exists then, Will?

[William the White]

Love takes many forms. God's is indifference.

So you agree that God exists then, Will?

Clearly a punctuation issue... I meant 'God's'...

[bobo the clown]

Love takes many forms. God's is indifference.

So you agree that God exists then, Will?

Clearly a punctuation issue... I meant 'God's'...

Bllx, you're just hedging your bets.

[William the White]

Love takes many forms. God's is indifference.

So you agree that God exists then, Will?

Clearly a punctuation issue... I meant 'God's'...

Bllx, you're just hedging your bets.

you mean I'm hovering between 'God doesn't exist' and 'God doesn't care anyway'?

Which one do you think I think would save my soul?

I mean 'soul'!!!

[bobo the clown]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

[thebish]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

just because Will is quite rich - that don't make him a Tory...

[Gary the Enfield]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

just because Will is quite rich - that don't make him a Tory...

God bothering toff then?

[Bruce Rioja]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

just because Will is quite rich - that don't make him a Tory...

God bothering toff then?

William's Morning Star sits uncomfortably in his paperboy's sack of Daily Mails

[Harry Genshaw]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

just because Will is quite rich - that don't make him a Tory...

God bothering toff then?

William's Morning Star sits uncomfortably in his paperboy's sack of Daily Mails

Quick Bruce! Post a picture of Will's house from your library of Toff mansions

[bobo the clown]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

just because Will is quite rich - that don't make him a Tory...

God bothering toff then?

William's Morning Star sits uncomfortably in his paperboy's sack of Daily Mails

Quick Bruce! Post a picture of Will's house from your library of Toff mansions

Are you suggesting Bruce is Willie's paperboy ?

Wow !!

Anyway, hats off to the Sardine Socialist.

[Bruce Rioja]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

just because Will is quite rich - that don't make him a Tory...

God bothering toff then?

William's Morning Star sits uncomfortably in his paperboy's sack of Daily Mails

Quick Bruce! Post a picture of Will's house from your library of Toff mansions

Happy to oblige

[Prufrock]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

This is one I've never got. Why, if God is so powerful (sorry, 'God'), would anyone think he or she wouldn't see straight through that?! He can create heaven and earth, part the red sea, flood the world, but he can't tell that some dotty old lady has only been going to church as an insurance policy?

[bobo the clown]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

This is one I've never got. Why, if God is so powerful (sorry, 'God'), would anyone think he or she wouldn't see straight through that?! He can create heaven and earth, part the red sea, flood the world, but he can't tell that some dotty old lady has only been going to church as an insurance policy?

Oooh, Pru.

God isn't fooled, you silly Billy. The foolish people are the ones thinking he could be.

Tssk.

[clapton is god]

I've got six Roadrunner DVD's covering the early 1990's, compiled by Warthog if I remember correctly. Free to a good home and first to express an interest by pm. I'll even post 'em out for you (or can hand over at Birmingham match).

[clapton is god]

I've got six Roadrunner DVD's covering the early 1990's, compiled by Warthog if I remember correctly. Free to a good home and first to express an interest by pm. I'll even post 'em out for you (or can hand over at Birmingham match).

Claimed.