General Chit Chat

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

I've got six Roadrunner DVD's covering the early 1990's, compiled by Warthog if I remember correctly. Free to a good home and first to express an interest by pm. I'll even post 'em out for you (or can hand over at Birmingham match).

Claimed.

You can't baggsy your own stuff. That's not fair

[TANGODANCER]

I've got six Roadrunner DVD's covering the early 1990's, compiled by Warthog if I remember correctly. Free to a good home and first to express an interest by pm. I'll even post 'em out for you (or can hand over at Birmingham match).

C,mon Clapton. Get that in the "Sale of the century thread" and don't be interrupting a budding religious debate..

Fantastic this, thebish shows a pic of a hook, takes the side of the angels in decrying fishing, then drops same hook back in the pond baited with a maggot and catches half a dozen haddocks...Brilliant...

[Prufrock]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

This is one I've never got. Why, if God is so powerful (sorry, 'God'), would anyone think he or she wouldn't see straight through that?! He can create heaven and earth, part the red sea, flood the world, but he can't tell that some dotty old lady has only been going to church as an insurance policy?

Oooh, Pru.

God isn't fooled, you silly Billy. The foolish people are the ones thinking he could be.

Tssk.

I reckon, if it turns out he is real, I'm better off rocking up at the pearly gates and saying, 'Come on now, what the feck did you expect me to think? I thought water into wine was a nice touch, but the whole kill your son to cleanse original sin? I'm still not sure that even makes sense. Let's admit we both made mistakes, and I'll just pop in there with a promise never to bring it up again?'

Whaddaya reckon?

[thebish]

No .... between "if he does exist and I've refused to acknowledge it then I'm shagged when standing at the pearly gates" and "... & if he doesn't exist then giving a nod to him now (see above) hasn't done any harm anyway, now has it ?"

Y'know. Like how, secretly, you're a Tory you just can't be seen admitting it.

This is one I've never got. Why, if God is so powerful (sorry, 'God'), would anyone think he or she wouldn't see straight through that?! He can create heaven and earth, part the red sea, flood the world, but he can't tell that some dotty old lady has only been going to church as an insurance policy?

Oooh, Pru.

God isn't fooled, you silly Billy. The foolish people are the ones thinking he could be.

Tssk.

I reckon, if it turns out he is real, I'm better off rocking up at the pearly gates and saying, 'Come on now, what the feck did you expect me to think? I thought water into wine was a nice touch, but the whole kill your son to cleanse original sin? I'm still not sure that even makes sense. Let's admit we both made mistakes, and I'll just pop in there with a promise never to bring it up again?'

that's because it doesn't....

[thebish]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-me ... w-4695892/

yeah, right Ron - you've been proper rumbled!!!

[Gary the Enfield]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-me ... w-4695892/

yeah, right Ron - you've been proper rumbled!!!

He does look worried. And where are his hands!

[bobo the clown]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-me ... w-4695892/
yeah, right Ron - you've been proper rumbled!!!

He does look worried. And where are his hands!

The Virgins aren't for believing them either !!

"A Virgin Media spokeswoman said: ‘These films were unquestionably watched by someone in the Hayward's home".

I bet they have a dog with a very cheeky grin and an over-developed wrist.

[Bruce Rioja]

Fantastic this, thebish shows a pic of a hook, takes the side of the angels in decrying fishing, then drops same hook back in the pond baited with a maggot and catches half a dozen haddocks...Brilliant...

What?

[Harry Genshaw]

Is that a Tagine on the lawn?

[TANGODANCER]

Fantastic this, thebish shows a pic of a hook, takes the side of the angels in decrying fishing, then drops same hook back in the pond baited with a maggot and catches half a dozen haddocks...Brilliant...

What?

Not that hard to understand surely? Thebish drops a dig at Catholicism into a comment about Jedi religion, after making a comment decrying fishing and hooks another religious debate. . He's the original Izaak Walton.

[Gary the Enfield]

Is that a Tagine on the lawn?

Racist.

[Prufrock]

Prufrock said:

Ah, so Bish's is a 'dig', but yous is a 'comment'. Glad that's cleared up.

Sorry, I'll sit down and let you have the floor back. Do carry on.

I've pressed edit instead of quote. Apologies, my error.(Tango)

[Bijou Bob]

Is that a Tagine on the lawn?

Bob Crowe's mausoleum ??

[Prufrock]

[Bruce Rioja]

Fantastic this, thebish shows a pic of a hook, takes the side of the angels in decrying fishing, then drops same hook back in the pond baited with a maggot and catches half a dozen haddocks...Brilliant...

What?

Not that hard to understand surely? Thebish drops a dig at Catholicism into a comment about Jedi religion, after making a comment decrying fishing and hooks another religious debate. . He's the original Izaak Walton.

I got what you meant, I just don't see any haddocks being caught.

[TANGODANCER]

Fantastic this, thebish shows a pic of a hook, takes the side of the angels in decrying fishing, then drops same hook back in the pond baited with a maggot and catches half a dozen haddocks...Brilliant...

What?

Not that hard to understand surely? Thebish drops a dig at Catholicism into a comment about Jedi religion, after making a comment decrying fishing and hooks another religious debate. . He's the original Izaak Walton.

I got what you meant, I just don't see any haddocks being caught.

Purely jocose at bish's angling success. No insults meant. If Pru keeps digging I'll most likely get hooked too.

[Prufrock]

Prufrock said:

Ah, so Bish's is a 'dig', but yous is a 'comment'. Glad that's cleared up.

Sorry, I'll sit down and let you have the floor back. Do carry on.

I've pressed edit instead of quote. Apologies, my error.(Tango)

Well you've fecked that up^!!

Spose you went around deleting the 'r' from 'yours' as well did you ??

[TANGODANCER]

Prufrock said:

Ah, so Bish's is a 'dig', but yous is a 'comment'. Glad that's cleared up.

Sorry, I'll sit down and let you have the floor back. Do carry on.

I've pressed edit instead of quote. Apologies, my error.(Tango)

Well you've fecked that up^!!

Spose you went around deleting the 'r' from 'yours' as well did you ??

Nah, not guilty. I'll only admit to so much cock-up. The Scouse bit is all you(r)s.

[Bijou Bob]

My lad has an interview for a part time job in a hotel this morning. He's just popped his head round the door and asked to borrow a tie. After a quick look, I've just realised I don't own one any more. I don't wear one for work, I don't even wear one for interviews.

So, ties: 20th century anachronism or still de rigueur??

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Required in some instances, but far less than in yesteryear. Should do away with them - 'elf n safety and all that