What are you eating and drinking tonight?

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:21 pm

Aye Bruce, but just think of that self righteous, smug grin you can give him as he waddles off across the office, secure in the knowledge that it'll be repeating on him until at least 9pm.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Prufrock » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:35 pm

thebish wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:With you on that one Bobo. How anyone can eat any organ that filters all the sh1te out of the body is beyond me. Liver, kidney = wrong on so many levels.
do you eat sausages?

Fook that, if his kidneys are filtering his shit he needs to go see his GP!
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:56 pm

Prufrock wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:With you on that one Bobo. How anyone can eat any organ that filters all the sh1te out of the body is beyond me. Liver, kidney = wrong on so many levels.
do you eat sausages?

Fook that, if his kidneys are filtering his shit he needs to go see his GP!

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:04 pm

Just made chocolate chip cookies. Warm out the oven! Mmmmm....
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:55 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Just made chocolate chip cookies. Warm out the oven! Mmmmm....
Photographic evidence? :P
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bijou Bob » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:17 pm

Prufrock wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:With you on that one Bobo. How anyone can eat any organ that filters all the sh1te out of the body is beyond me. Liver, kidney = wrong on so many levels.
do you eat sausages?

Fook that, if his kidneys are filtering his shit he needs to go see his GP!
:lol:

After a week watching colonoscopy videos, trust me, that's not as funny as it might have been (and another reason not to eat offal!)
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:41 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Prufrock wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:With you on that one Bobo. How anyone can eat any organ that filters all the sh1te out of the body is beyond me. Liver, kidney = wrong on so many levels.
do you eat sausages?
Fook that, if his kidneys are filtering his shit he needs to go see his GP!
:lol:
After a week watching colonoscopy videos, trust me, that's not as funny as it might have been (and another reason not to eat offal!)
You have a very poor dvd collection.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:42 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
After a week watching colonoscopy videos,

subtitled in translation from the Portuguese?
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:08 am

Subtitled with polyp measurements as it happens. I'll never eat a bacon butty again...................... :(
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by bobo the clown » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:25 am

Bijou Bob wrote:Subtitled with polyp measurements as it happens. I'll never eat a bacon butty again...................... :(
Oh you will ... you will.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:06 am

Buttered crumpets and Earl Grey tea. Delish! :)
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:30 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Buttered crumpets and Earl Grey tea lemon flavoured camel piss. Delish!
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:45 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Buttered crumpets and Earl Grey tea lemon flavoured camel piss. Delish!
fixed!
Agree with Bish. Earl Grey is disgusting!
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Worthy4England » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:52 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Buttered crumpets and Earl Grey tea lemon flavoured camel piss. Delish!
fixed!
Agree with Bish. Earl Grey is disgusting!
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It shouldn't be allowed to be called tea. On the off-chance that some stupid fooker gives you a cup of the stuff (as happened to me last week)
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Gooner Girl » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:04 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Buttered crumpets and Earl Grey tea lemon flavoured camel piss. Delish!
fixed!
Agree with Bish. Earl Grey is disgusting!
*3

It shouldn't be allowed to be called tea. On the off-chance that some stupid fooker gives you a cup of the stuff (as happened to me last week)
Don't you just hate it when that happens? You're out somewhere and they ask if you would like a tea, you say yes and as soon as they bring it you can smell that its that disgusting earl grey stuff.

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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:06 pm

Gooner Girl wrote: Don't you just hate it when that happens? You're out somewhere and they ask if you would like a tea, you say yes and as soon as they bring it you can smell that its that disgusting earl grey stuff.

:vomit:

It doesn't happen THAT often oop North, luv (unless you're round Bruce's gaffe)! More of a southern dilemma!
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:35 pm

Peasants, the lotta ya. 8)

And Bish, it'd be bergamot flavoured camel piss :P
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:13 pm

'Gay tea' as it's known in our office is a complete mystery to me. How something can smell so enticing but taste of nothing is beyond my comprehension.
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by thebish » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Peasants, the lotta ya. 8)

And Bish, it'd be bergamot flavoured camel piss :P

:lol: get you!! 8)
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Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

Post by Bijou Bob » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:00 pm

Tonight it's lamb kleftico, which is currently tucked up in the oven for the next 3 hours. Followed by GG's raspberry mousse if I can find some raspberrys!
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