Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Bijou Bob]

A Labour shadow minister called Tristram. I'm not sure if that proves Katie Hopkins' point or not?

[TANGODANCER]

A Labour shadow minister called Tristram. I'm not sure if that proves Katie Hopkins' point or not?

His surname isn't Shandy by any chance.....?

[malcd1]

'Mummified monk in Mongolia 'not dead', say Buddhists'.

Oh, right. Only, he's not looking particularly well.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31125338" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Saw that, it reminded me of a parrot...

The monk was found as he was about to be sold on the black market

WTF

[Worthy4England]

'Mummified monk in Mongolia 'not dead', say Buddhists'.

Oh, right. Only, he's not looking particularly well.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-31125338" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Saw that, it reminded me of a parrot...

The monk was found as he was about to be sold on the black market

WTF

Must've been a Norwegian Blue...just sleeping.

[Hoboh]

I'll bet he's bloody hungry!

[Prufrock]

No more Jon Stewart

[Prufrock]

Went in the toilets at Uni for a piss just now; there's someone in the trap, straining away AND on the f*cking phone! What the hell is that?!

[Worthy4England]

Went in the toilets at Uni for a piss just now; there's someone in the trap, straining away AND on the f*cking phone! What the hell is that?!

£1.50 a minute...

[LeverEnd]

Went in the toilets at Uni for a piss just now; there's someone in the trap, straining away AND on the f*cking phone! What the hell is that?!

£1.50 a minute...

[TANGODANCER]

Baffled. Americans, they're so far up their own rectums only their feet are stopping them disappearing. What the fxck is a "footfall of words" ?

[Burnden Paddock]

Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.

Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck*??

They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck* all round, that really is impressive!

[Worthy4England]

Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.

Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck??

They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck all round, that really is impressive!

For all they know, she could've flogged them all to her mates @ a bargain price of just 40p, just retaining one or two. Too trusting these days, shops...

[Burnden Paddock]

Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.

Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck??

They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck all round, that really is impressive!

For all they know, she could've flogged them all to her mates @ a bargain price of just 40p, just retaining one or two. Too trusting these days, shops...

She doesn't have that many mates!

[Bruce Rioja]

Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.

Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck??

They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck all round, that really is impressive!

You've to keep an eye on the 4uckers, and not just the one in Harwood (who, incidentally, tried to charge me for two bottles of brandy on Christmas when I'd only bought one).

Here are the experiences of various others: https://twitter.com/Im_Cheaper_" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Burnden Paddock]

Went in the same place for a sandwich at lunch time the other week. Decided to pick up a few extras and went to the tills. 'Oh, you have to pay for your sandwich at the café'. If you think i'm joining a second queue just to pay for my sandwich, then you can feck the feck off! It went back on the shelf and I went to Chae's.

This should be in the angry thread now!

[LeverEnd]

Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.

Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck??

They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck all round, that really is impressive!

For all they know, she could've flogged them all to her mates @ a bargain price of just 40p, just retaining one or two. Too trusting these days, shops...

She doesn't have that many mates!

If she did she could put Ann Summers out of business.

[Worthy4England]

Went in the same place for a sandwich at lunch time the other week. Decided to pick up a few extras and went to the tills. 'Oh, you have to pay for your sandwich at the café'. If you think i'm joining a second queue just to pay for my sandwich, then you can feck the feck off! It went back on the shelf and I went to Chae's.

This should be in the angry thread now!

Mine wouldn't have gone anywhere near the fcking shelf - at least not with me carrying the fcuker...

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.

Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck??

They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck all round, that really is impressive!

You've to keep an eye on the 4uckers, and not just the one in Harwood (who, incidentally, tried to charge me for two bottles of brandy on Christmas when I'd only bought one).

Here are the experiences of various others: https://twitter.com/Im_Cheaper_" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Similar thing the other day. 2 kiwi fruits and the weigh and price man keyed in 200 of the feckers Good job I noticed as everything is so expensive here that with a final tally at the till it wouldn't be noticeable, despite it being quite a bit

[KeyserSoze]

Who is John Niven? and why after replying to him on twitter do i appear to be getting a lot of crap from some quarters?

[Lord Kangana]

I hope its because you're using twitter.