Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....
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Judging from his posts and think he craves the attention of social media's masses more than I do.
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51 cucumbers?? That's gotta make you feel a tad inadequate. You ok hun ?? Inbox me.Burnden Paddock wrote:Mrs BP called into Morrison's at Harwood after work yesterday. After picking me up and then driving home, she felt it necessary to check her till receipt. Proclaiming loudly, 'I knew that they had over charged me' she explained that she had been charged for 51 cucumbers at 51p each.
Firstly, how on earth do you not realise that you have been over charged by almost £25 when buying a few bits and pieces. Secondly, how the feck do you manage to scan something that wasn't even in the trolley and then proceed to charge for 51 of the feck??![]()
They gave her a full refund, but for sheer feck all round, that really is impressive!
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Just baffled by this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-le ... e-32014296" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Why? I wouldn't bother turning out if the queen was passing down our road.
And tell those chappies to take their hats off inside the cathedral. It's a church, not a football match.![Wink :wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
Why? I wouldn't bother turning out if the queen was passing down our road.
And tell those chappies to take their hats off inside the cathedral. It's a church, not a football match.
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http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/118 ... n_Horwich/
Had to wait behind a police cordon to get permission to go home. Heard the words 'nail' and 'explosion' and thought it was worse than it was.
Had to wait behind a police cordon to get permission to go home. Heard the words 'nail' and 'explosion' and thought it was worse than it was.
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Managed to reschedule my friday manicure so all is well with the world again.
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They should never have barred me from the place.LeverEnd wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/118 ... n_Horwich/
Had to wait behind a police cordon to get permission to go home. Heard the words 'nail' and 'explosion' and thought it was worse than it was.
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"Police confirmed that a number of surrounding properties were evacuated as a precaution.
Becky Sharpe at neighbouring Calista Nail and Beauty Salon was painting the nails of regular customer Sue French when the explosion happened.
The pair were forced to delay the job by two-and-a-half hours, with Mrs French held in celebrating her husband's birthday."
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Becky Sharpe at neighbouring Calista Nail and Beauty Salon was painting the nails of regular customer Sue French when the explosion happened.
The pair were forced to delay the job by two-and-a-half hours, with Mrs French held in celebrating her husband's birthday."
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Any truth in the rumour that your home brew is being damped down by the fire brigade as a precaution?LeverEnd wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/118 ... n_Horwich/
Had to wait behind a police cordon to get permission to go home. Heard the words 'nail' and 'explosion' and thought it was worse than it was.
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bobo the clown wrote:They should never have barred me from the place.LeverEnd wrote:http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/118 ... n_Horwich/
Had to wait behind a police cordon to get permission to go home. Heard the words 'nail' and 'explosion' and thought it was worse than it was.
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mmmehh, heh-heh-heh.
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^ Expect a rash of compensation claims for lost business.
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Apparently it was caused by a leaking aerosol. I presume that's spelt right.
A mate did text to ask if I'd been lighting my farts again, but my homebrew is blameless.
A mate did text to ask if I'd been lighting my farts again, but my homebrew is blameless.
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singed pubes... the definitive aroma of teenage boy-fart-lighting-triumph! ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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In yet another staggering display of ineptitude at work............................
A colleague went down to reception this morning to check that the defibrillator was in place and in working order. Cue conversation with receptionist:
Coll: I've just come to check the defibrillator
Recep: What? It's not for staff use, only for patients
Coll: Er, so if one of your colleagues collapses and is dying..............
Recep: We've been told its for patient use only, sorry.
Coll: Well wouldn't a dying colleague become a patient................
Recep: You'll have to ask my manager
You really couldn't make it up.
A colleague went down to reception this morning to check that the defibrillator was in place and in working order. Cue conversation with receptionist:
Coll: I've just come to check the defibrillator
Recep: What? It's not for staff use, only for patients
Coll: Er, so if one of your colleagues collapses and is dying..............
Recep: We've been told its for patient use only, sorry.
Coll: Well wouldn't a dying colleague become a patient................
Recep: You'll have to ask my manager
You really couldn't make it up.
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John Barnes is claiming that the only reason he can't get another job in football management is due to the colour of his skin.
Oh, nothing to do with you being absolutely fecking shit at it then?![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Oh, nothing to do with you being absolutely fecking shit at it then?
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He was (past tense, please note) to football management what Lenny Wanker Henry is to comedy.Bruce Rioja wrote:John Barnes is claiming that the only reason he can't get another job in football management is due to the colour of his skin.
Oh, nothing to do with you being absolutely fecking shit at it then?
All to easy to claim it's for reasons other than ineptitude.
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Really? I can quite easily see that that might have been made up. But then I'm a cynic.Bijou Bob wrote:In yet another staggering display of ineptitude at work............................
A colleague went down to reception this morning to check that the defibrillator was in place and in working order. Cue conversation with receptionist:
Coll: I've just come to check the defibrillator
Recep: What? It's not for staff use, only for patients
Coll: Er, so if one of your colleagues collapses and is dying..............
Recep: We've been told its for patient use only, sorry.
Coll: Well wouldn't a dying colleague become a patient................
Recep: You'll have to ask my manager
You really couldn't make it up.
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On another subject entirely, I'm getting a bit pissed off with the tabloid* quote regarding "one of the sun's enduring mysteries"
It's neither enduring nor a mystery. The corona is at higher temperature but has less heat... As certain annoying artificial mammals have it: simples...
* in this case all newspapers.
It's neither enduring nor a mystery. The corona is at higher temperature but has less heat... As certain annoying artificial mammals have it: simples...
* in this case all newspapers.
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Yes Spotty, you are indeed a cynic, but as the use of defibrillators is now on the 'building management committee' agenda for next week, I can assure you its true. What's more, the receptionist in question apparently has a 2:1 in geography from a decent uni. I despair.
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