TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:51 pm

I've got a good feeling about your ability to do this justice. Oh, the possibilities......

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Post by Bruno » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:34 pm

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys (Goonies reference)

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:36 pm

18 Years ago a Rhino and a hyena mated.. I'm the result

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Post by Bruno » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:37 pm

boltonboris wrote:18 Years ago a Rhino and a hyena mated.. I'm the result
This ain't a confessions thread, pal

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:39 pm

Bruno wrote:
boltonboris wrote:18 Years ago a Rhino and a hyena mated.. I'm the result
This ain't a confessions thread, pal
Say's the offspring of an Urangatan and Neil Ruddock! :wink:

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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:29 am

"The rumors are true . . . Sam Allardyce DID have sex with Phil Gartside's wife . . . and I'm the proof!"

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:16 am

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Suddenly I start to see the point of Burqa's



(incidentally, surely that is a photo of actor Warren Clark, with a wig on ??)
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:29 am

Jeremy Kyle 2025, 30th anniversary special - The Allardyce Gartside lovechild speaks

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Post by jaffka » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:43 am

Well you know Jeremy, life has been so unfair, my dad brother left me mam when I was 2 with 12 brothers and sisters and now none of the 18 fathers speak or see me 15 kids, and all I have to live on in my 7 bedroom house is £98000.00 a year.

Next time on Jeremy Kyle more of the same bollox.

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Post by H. Pedersen » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:39 am

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Jeremy Kyle 2025, 30th anniversary special - The Allardyce Gartside lovechild speaks
Beat you to it. :wink:

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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:56 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:I've got a good feeling about your ability to do this justice. Oh, the possibilities......

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Its true the ball I got "Goochy" with had been tampered with!!!!!!!

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:02 pm

H. Pedersen wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:Jeremy Kyle 2025, 30th anniversary special - The Allardyce Gartside lovechild speaks
Beat you to it. :wink:
Bastard :whack: :whack:

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:38 pm

Jabba the Hut back from the dead.. Exclusively on Jeremy Kyle

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Post by Bruno » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:41 pm

Miss Farnworth 2008 struggled to fight back the tears as she told Jeremy of her woes since winning the prize

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:51 pm

It's true I'm Jade Goody's twin sister

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Post by Relentless09 » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:44 pm

Keveh lets his celebration side out as Bolton finally win there 1st match in months

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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:26 pm

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Jeremy Kyle - the man behind the makeup...

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:16 am

Commendations to the Ped, but this:
Bruno wrote:Miss Farnworth 2008 struggled to fight back the tears as she told Jeremy of her woes since winning the prize
hits home for me. Bruno, you are a WINNER!!!!
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Post by Bruno » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:14 pm

Cheers!

Have some Capello!

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:18 pm

Bruno wrote:Cheers!

Have some Capello!

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And from that moment on, Marlon and Lisa became The Dingle Family....
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