TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Wandering Willy » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:26 pm

Bruno wrote:Cheers!

Have some Capello!

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Next time I'm tying 2 planks to my arse.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:36 pm

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'And if we're out in the quarters I'll be back in time for Glasto', it occurred to Capello
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:04 pm

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Post by bobo the clown » Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:43 pm

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They say you can't sink in the Dead Sea .... . Well, this'll be a fckg good test of that theory.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:59 am

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If I stay really still she'll think I'm a statue - and move on and pester some other poor bugger.
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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:01 am

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Capello: oh bugger - has Wayne put on weight?

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Post by Bruno » Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:02 am

Some good work, some shoddy :), but I'll keep this up until tomorrow and then announced the winner.

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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:10 am

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Cappello: "Yo Mo'fuxxer ho! whiggas rule f'sho!"

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:41 pm

Rich Hall takes time out from his world tour to take a peek at the Dead Sea trolls.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:03 pm

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Dirty old bastard!
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Post by seanworth » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:16 am

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Even several days later Eduardo futilely continues to claim he isn't a diver.

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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:36 am

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Wow, that surgery she had after the Jeremy Kyle show in the last caption comp has really paid off...

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Post by Bruno » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:46 pm

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Capello: oh bugger - has Wayne put on weight?

We have a weiner!

Over to you thebish :D

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Post by Mar » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:56 pm

Bruno wrote:
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Capello: oh bugger - has Wayne put on weight?

We have a weiner!

Over to you thebish :D


Just out of interest, did he do a handstand into the dead sea thereby keeping his feet dry?

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Post by thebish » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:45 am

many thanks Bruno...

here's the next....

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:52 am

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EXASPERATE!
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Post by Bruno » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:03 am

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:21 pm

The Tories - Resistance is Useless

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:47 pm

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1) "feck me we've gone downhill since Pertwee, haven't we?"

2) The Mayor's fascination with diversifying public transport in London went just too far

3) After his time as Mayor came up, Johnson's media career faltered when he presented "Pimp My Shopmobility"
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"Daleks Do Not Accept Apologists"

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