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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Prufrock » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:30 pm

I've been approached by a team in the Premier League of fantasy football asking if i'll take over. Their fans are up in arms though as they've never heard of me and my track record of success is only short. I've said that I've a project which isn't finished yet, but I am concerned for the security of my family.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:31 pm

Prufrock wrote:I've been approached by a team in the Premier League of fantasy football asking if i'll take over. Their fans are up in arms though as they've never heard of me and my track record of success is only short. I've said that I've a project which isn't finished yet, but I am concerned for the security of my family.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:49 pm

As chairman of the whole league and manager of its worst performers I have decided to make a couple of changes to my team. I that dosent work then I have a master plan which I will use on the last day of the season to ensure my victory.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:10 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:As chairman of the whole league and manager of its worst performers I have decided to make a couple of changes to my team. I that dosent work then I have a master plan which I will use on the last day of the season to ensure my victory.
Kicking everyone out of the league?
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:12 pm

Dam! Masterplan discovered :hang: .
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:13 pm

Is it too late to enter this?
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:30 pm

No, you could probably catch me if you get yourself a half decent team together.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:36 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:No, you could probably catch me if you get yourself a half decent team together.
Will you scout me some players then?
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:37 pm

No as otherwise you would never catch me.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by jaffka » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:44 pm

I might join next year then.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:21 pm

Aaron Cresswell
DF IPS 1.75 28 28 89 72 2 10 8 28 100

Aaron Hughes
DF QPR 1.95 1 1 90 0 0 0 0 1 1

Aaron Martin
DF BIR 1.50 4 4 86 -6 0 0 1 6 6

Abdoulaye Meite
DF DON 1.25 7 7 90 0 1 0 3 5 26

Adam Bogdan
GK BOL 1.70 15 15 90 49 0 0 1 23 11

Adam Chicksen
DF BHA 1.80 1 1 46 0 0 0 0 0 2

Adam Clayton
MF HUD 1.60 27 26 84 78 5 4 0 0 64

Adam Drury
DF LEE 1.45 1 0 10 4 0 0 0 0 1

Adam Federici
GK RDG 1.75 2 2 90 0 0 0 0 2 2

Adam Hammill
MF HUD 1.45 29 28 81 32 1 10 0 0 64

Adam Henley
DF BLA 1.55 10 10 85 1 0 0 4 12 24
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by bwfcdan94 » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:22 pm

Or you can do a lucky dip.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Prufrock » Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:59 pm

Am I still winning?

Edit: 1000 points wooot.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:04 pm

Prufrock wrote:Am I still winning?

Edit: 1000 points wooot.
You ARE still winning, but, unless my league tables are lying, you ain't on a thousand points just quite yet.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by danhorwich » Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:29 pm

My best weekend of the season in the fantasy footy today in the main due to Bolton's inability to score meaning I picked up 12 points from my BHA defenders.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Sat Mar 15, 2014 8:34 pm

I'd forgotten all about this ...
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:57 am

Annoyed Grunt wrote:I'd forgotten all about this ...
:D

(that's an exceedingly flimsy excuse...)
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Prufrock » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:16 am

Am I still winning?
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:18 am

Prufrock wrote:Am I still winning?
For now ;)
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Re: The Wanderer fantasy football

Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:21 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Annoyed Grunt wrote:I'd forgotten all about this ...
:D

(that's an exceedingly flimsy excuse...)
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