What are you eating and drinking tonight?

[Bruce Rioja]

Not sure if it was the same for you.. But to me the food tasted like it was mostly just reheatable guff. Not cooked on site. The kind of stuff, you'd get at a chain like Bella Italia or even in a chain pub??

Perhaps he took your photo on the way out and said "You've been Mercd" Boris?

[Gooner Girl]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

[Gary the Enfield]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

Hot tea, honey and lemon. No milk. Save that for the Spag Bol.

[Gooner Girl]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

Hot tea, honey and lemon. No milk. Save that for the Spag Bol.

Thankyou Dr Enfield! Not a big fan of honey and lemon and have run out of blackcurrant.

[The Axman]

Released back into the wild... In Greece. These two'll be on someone's menu shortly no doubt!

[Bruce Rioja]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

Hot tea, honey and lemon. No milk. Save that for the Spag Bol.

Thankyou Dr Enfield! Not a big fan of honey and lemon and have run out of blackcurrant.

Uncle Bruce's salty throat medicine it is then!

[Lord Kangana]

2 shots of brandy, spoonful each of honey and brown sugar, whole squeexed lemon, fill up mug with boiling water. Go directly to bed once drunk.

You'll sleep for at least 10 hours and feel a million times better. This comes with the LK guarantee.

[Gooner Girl]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

Hot tea, honey and lemon. No milk. Save that for the Spag Bol.

Thankyou Dr Enfield! Not a big fan of honey and lemon and have run out of blackcurrant.

Uncle Bruce's salty throat medicine it is then!

I'm not that desperate to be well...

[Gooner Girl]

2 shots of brandy, spoonful each of honey and brown sugar, whole squeexed lemon, fill up mug with boiling water. Go directly to bed once drunk.

You'll sleep for at least 10 hours and feel a million times better. This comes with the LK guarantee.

Would love to try that but got to go to work and teach PE to 4 year olds... Not sure they would let me sleep through the lesson, tempting as it may be....

[Lord Kangana]

Do it tonight then, tomorrow is after all another day.

[BWFC_Insane]

2 shots of brandy, spoonful each of honey and brown sugar, whole squeexed lemon, fill up mug with boiling water. Go directly to bed once drunk.

You'll sleep for at least 10 hours and feel a million times better. This comes with the LK guarantee.

Would love to try that but got to go to work and teach PE to 4 year olds... Not sure they would let me sleep through the lesson, tempting as it may be....

Drink it then go to the lesson.

And report the consequences on here....we need some light relief...

[Gooner Girl]

2 shots of brandy, spoonful each of honey and brown sugar, whole squeexed lemon, fill up mug with boiling water. Go directly to bed once drunk.

You'll sleep for at least 10 hours and feel a million times better. This comes with the LK guarantee.

Would love to try that but got to go to work and teach PE to 4 year olds... Not sure they would let me sleep through the lesson, tempting as it may be....

Drink it then go to the lesson.

And report the consequences on here....we need some light relief...

If you hear reports on BBC news tonight of 'Reception class rampage through Mid Sussex' you'll know i'm out for the count snoring under a bag of footballs somewhere...

[TANGODANCER]

Drink it then go to the lesson.
And report the consequences on here....we need some light relief...

Mental image of Mick Millers Little Noddy story for kids, accompnied by copious amoints of gin/vodka. Hilarious.

[BWFC_Insane]

2 shots of brandy, spoonful each of honey and brown sugar, whole squeexed lemon, fill up mug with boiling water. Go directly to bed once drunk.

You'll sleep for at least 10 hours and feel a million times better. This comes with the LK guarantee.

Would love to try that but got to go to work and teach PE to 4 year olds... Not sure they would let me sleep through the lesson, tempting as it may be....

Drink it then go to the lesson.

And report the consequences on here....we need some light relief...

If you hear reports on BBC news tonight of 'Reception class rampage through Mid Sussex' you'll know i'm out for the count snoring under a bag of footballs somewhere...

Anyways, since when do 4 year olds do PE?

I didn't till I was about 7 or sommat. Before that you just ran round the playground till you were tired out and controllable.

30 odd 4 year olds for a PE lesson? Sounds like a living hell like!

[Bruce Rioja]

feeling terrible with a really sore throat. Gonna see if i can find some lemsip...

Hot tea, honey and lemon. No milk. Save that for the Spag Bol.

Thankyou Dr Enfield! Not a big fan of honey and lemon and have run out of blackcurrant.

Uncle Bruce's salty throat medicine it is then!

I'm not that desperate to be well...

But it's full of vitamins and absolutely essential minerals

Women - you just can't fish them in as easily these days as you once could. Or is that just me?

[Lord Kangana]

Drink pineapple juice Bruce. That'll have them begging for more.

Lots of pieapple juice, mind. Lots.

[Gary the Enfield]

Drink pineapple juice Bruce. That'll have them begging for more.

Lots of pieapple juice, mind. Lots.

Is that something to do with cc output?

[Lord Kangana]

No, believe it or not, its mostly made of a sugar compound (I think its fructose or glucose or something) so if you eat lots of exotic fruits for a few days then this can have quite a significant effect. Whilst, in an ironic twist, avoiding garlic.

[Gary the Enfield]

No, believe it or not, its mostly made of a sugar compound (I think its fructose or glucose or something) so if you eat lots of exotic fruits for a few days then this can have quite a significant effect. Whilst, in an ironic twist, avoiding garlic.

...and Asparagus I shouldn't wonder.

[The Axman]

Drink pineapple juice Bruce. That'll have them begging for more.

Lots of pieapple juice, mind. Lots.

Lord Kangana invents new drink: APPLE PIE JUICE.
I can see the recipes now: take the juice of four apple pies...