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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:52 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Is it ok to take a shit load of ibuprofen with a shitload of red wine? I do hope so. The tooth that needs surgically removing has just stArted playing up like you cannot believe!
yeah, feck it.

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by jaffka » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:55 pm

avoid co-codamol and alcohol, that mixture gets you super pissed
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:02 pm

Avoid?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by jaffka » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:16 pm

Don't take

Avoid

One or the other

Don't mix

Is that better?
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:24 pm

Yeah, I'm still not getting it. Surely you mean "I'd advise"?
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:20 am

He's probably comatose by now anyway. Move on.
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Post by Burnden Paddock » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:12 am

jaffka wrote:avoid co-codamol and alcohol, that mixture gets you super pissed
Gave me the worst stomach cramps ever. Which came as a surprise!! :roll:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:14 am

Didn't bother with the Ibuprofen in the end. I actually think I've got a bit of cold in it from driving with the air-con belting out directly at me. :oops:
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:19 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Didn't bother with the Ibuprofen in the end. I actually think I've got a bit of cold in it from driving with the air-con belting out directly at me. :oops:
I feel your pain Bruce. Weekend before last I got cold into mine after a days cycling over Rivington. By late evening I was in feckin agony. I spent all this week smacked up to the tits on co codemol. Got to ring them today to book in for root canal work :cry:
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Post by KeyserSoze » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:31 pm

Is there a method to putting together a compelling argument for work purposes? I have the ammo i think i need but wonder if there's something management might appreciate more (numbers and that)
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:43 pm

A compelling argument for wine and ibuprofen?
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Post by KeyserSoze » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:45 pm

Yes. Or as those on the 'for' side would say, yesh.
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:50 pm

They like 'man hours'. Work out you'd do a million more man hours per year if it was encouraged or something. Try to put it in a pie chart if you can.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:35 pm

jaffka wrote:Don't take

Avoid

One or the other

Don't mix

Is that better?
Can't beat a couple of co-codamol and 10 pints of Stella. :-)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:21 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
jaffka wrote:Don't take

Avoid

One or the other

Don't mix

Is that better?
Can't beat a couple of co-codamol and 10 pints of Stella. :-)
Oh yes you can... I'd give you the secret recipe, but I'd have to kill you afterwards.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Worthy4England » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:37 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
jaffka wrote:Don't take

Avoid

One or the other

Don't mix

Is that better?
Can't beat a couple of co-codamol and 10 pints of Stella. :-)
Oh yes you can... I'd give you the secret recipe, but I'd have to kill you afterwards.
It sounds like I'd die happy! I'll let you know when I'm good to go.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:38 pm

Ok. I have thought of commercialising it, with, maybe, recommendations from the likes of Dignitas.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Il Pirate » Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:05 pm

300mg Pre-Gablin, red wine, 1-2 bottles of. 4/5 pints of staropramen. Fvck, just don't try going out alone................. :oops: or riding a bicycle
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by jaffka » Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:09 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
jaffka wrote:Don't take

Avoid

One or the other

Don't mix

Is that better?
Can't beat a couple of co-codamol and 10 pints of Stella. :-)
well if you want fall asleep suddenly and be in the same position when you wake as you went to sleep in, that is your concoction.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:22 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:Is there a method to putting together a compelling argument for work purposes? I have the ammo i think i need but wonder if there's something management might appreciate more (numbers and that)
Make sure you get in "realise the potential....." :wink:
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