TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:41 pm

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"If you're waiting on thebish, lads, then you've time for a shit too if you like".
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:30 pm

thebish wrote:OK - here's the EDL stopping outside Nottingham Castle...

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Wee-wee-weeeeDL

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:52 pm

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We're protesting for the rights of an Englishman to piss in public without having his cock chopped off.
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:02 am

thebish wrote:OK - here's the EDL stopping outside Nottingham Castle...

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Post by KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:35 am

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The irony was that, on the other side of the glory holes, they were all Thai.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 am

Oi Dave! Was this hand dryer working for you?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:12 pm

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"And another thing..... they just don't appreciate our cultural heritage either...."
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:51 pm

After another procurement cock-up, the infantry were left to atttack the walls with siege bladders.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:07 pm

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What do you mean Dave it's not Notting Hill?
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:25 am

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Post by thebish » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:15 pm

Some good entries here, honourable mentions to LGM and BWFC_Insane's entries,

but it was always gonna be hard to top Bruce's first effort:

"If you're waiting on thebish, lads, then you've time for a shit too if you like". :D

Over to you Brucie!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:50 pm

Thank you very much, thebish.

Please insert your snide remarks below this. :D

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Post by Lord Kangana » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:17 pm

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, Pope, Nazi, paedophile.....
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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:22 pm

That's a big thurible...
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:41 pm

"Okay lads, you all know the rules. When he music stops the one with no chair is out and gets Thornleigh"
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Post by H. Pedersen » Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:58 pm

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This meeting of the Bloods is now called to order.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:00 pm

Worthy4England wrote:That's a big thurible...
That remark got me incenced.
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:16 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Thank you very much, thebish.

Please insert your snide remarks below this. :D

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Catholic priests struggle to come to agreement over which blame avoidance technique to adopt, Shaggy's "It wasn't me" or Wengers "I didn't see it".
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:19 pm

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Lot 29, a young Irish orphan named Timmy. We'll start the bidding at 50 Euro's.....
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:39 pm

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Can number 5 please face the mirror. Now then lad, are you sure it was the priest with the big hat?
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