Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[LeverEnd]

If you want to be a female, fine, np, just stop thinking your going to look like miss fecking world and turning out more camp than Larry Grayson!
Oh and don't refer to your ass as a pussy, it
ain't!!!

The voice of experience!!!!

I know an arse when I see one, LeverEnd.

[Hoboh]

If you want to be a female, fine, np, just stop thinking your going to look like miss fecking world and turning out more camp than Larry Grayson!
Oh and don't refer to your ass as a pussy, it
ain't!!!

The voice of experience!!!!

I know an arse when I see one, LeverEnd.

[Prufrock]

Just for Spotty:

If you want to be a female, fine, np, just stop thinking your going to look like miss fecking world and turning out more camp than Larry Grayson!
Oh and don't refer to your ass as a pussy, it ain't!!!

I love that you've looked at that and thought Tim Minchin was a tranny!

[Gary the Enfield]

We have one of those transgendered at work. As the process took place we were warned not to antagonise s/he/it. So for months we've walked on eggshells. The final transformation makes the 60s version of Frankenstein look camp. She walks as though she has carpet rolls lodged under each armpit, and when she talks this strangulated artificially high but ever so fxcking soft (as in you can't hear it) voice comes out, with an actual content so anodyne that sleep disorder centres would benefit from her speaking.
And just now, as I'm walking to the pub with my dog, my boss's boss just drove by, and in a jest filled moment called out to me "See you Monday, ginge"
This being the cxnt that would oversee my own castration if at any time I might let slip that Venda used to be Vinnie and actually still basically is.
Note: Names have been changed to protect my job, sorry I mean to protect the dosh the cxnts pay me even though it's inadequate recompense for the millions I've facilitated to their fxcking coffers.

Ahhhh.....you're GINGER! That explains a lot. Are you short too?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We have one of those transgendered at work. As the process took place we were warned not to antagonise s/he/it. So for months we've walked on eggshells. The final transformation makes the 60s version of Frankenstein look camp. She walks as though she has carpet rolls lodged under each armpit, and when she talks this strangulated artificially high but ever so fxcking soft (as in you can't hear it) voice comes out, with an actual content so anodyne that sleep disorder centres would benefit from her speaking.
And just now, as I'm walking to the pub with my dog, my boss's boss just drove by, and in a jest filled moment called out to me "See you Monday, ginge"
This being the cxnt that would oversee my own castration if at any time I might let slip that Venda used to be Vinnie and actually still basically is.
Note: Names have been changed to protect my job, sorry I mean to protect the dosh the cxnts pay me even though it's inadequate recompense for the millions I've facilitated to their fxcking coffers.

Ahhhh.....you're GINGER! That explains a lot. Are you short too?

I'm more gray than ginger, and anyway the family refers to it as strawberry blonde, thank you very much. And no I'm not short, nor do I have any tatoos of Napoleon on my body.
(PS, Pru - All I can see of what you posted is a black box, I shall need to view it on a proper computer at work on Monday. I hope it's worth the anticipation!).

[Hoboh]

Just for Spotty:

If you want to be a female, fine, np, just stop thinking your going to look like miss fecking world and turning out more camp than Larry Grayson!
Oh and don't refer to your ass as a pussy, it ain't!!!

I love that you've looked at that and thought Tim Minchin was a tranny!

I didn't have a clue who it was and presumed you had posted him a an example.
TBF I didn't have you down for the sort that would frequent certain internet sites, pink dressing gown or not.

[LeverEnd]

Fair play, that is the first time I've ever laughed at Minchin!

[Gary the Enfield]

Fair play, that is the first time I've ever laughed at Minchin!

Man's a genius. Have you seen Matilda?

[Bruce Rioja]

Fair play, that is the first time I've ever laughed at Minchin!

I'm yet to have that experience.

[Beefheart]

Fair play, that is the first time I've ever laughed at Minchin!

I'm yet to have that experience.

What DO you find funny?

[bobo the clown]

Fair play, that is the first time I've ever laughed at Minchin!

I'm yet to have that experience.

What DO you find funny?

... well .... NOT Tim Minchinhampton !

#2 son loves him. I've sat through many a programme showcasing his work. I've yet to so much as smirk.

[Harry Genshaw]

Glad it's not just me. Watched that vid and like everything else of his I've ever seen, barely a titter

[Bruce Rioja]

Fair play, that is the first time I've ever laughed at Minchin!

I'm yet to have that experience.

What DO you find funny?

Things that contain funny stuff.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm not

Glad it's not just me. Watched that vid and like everything else of his I've ever seen, barely a titter

I'm not going to enjoy this, when I finally see it on Monday, am I?

[Montreal Wanderer]

I'm not

Glad it's not just me. Watched that vid and like everything else of his I've ever seen, barely a titter

I'm not going to enjoy this, when I finally see it on Monday, am I?

You might as it resonates with the prejudice about your hair demonstrated by your boss.

[LeverEnd]

I'm not

Glad it's not just me. Watched that vid and like everything else of his I've ever seen, barely a titter

I'm not going to enjoy this, when I finally see it on Monday, am I?

You might as it resonates with the prejudice about your hair demonstrated by your boss.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!

[bobo the clown]

Interesting World

I was in that London this weekend. Stayed in a hotel near the Tower. We arrived a little early and the room wasn't ready so had to wait. No problem at all.

They then explained that the main lift was under maintenance and asked that we use a smaller service lift. Fine. For this 'inconvenience' they gave us complimentary drinks vouchers. As we had time to kill we decided we'd use the vouchers and go into the bar whereupon the very nice barmaid insisted we have doubles. Very much fair enough.

As she poured mine another customer came for a refill. We both did a double take and ensured we were correct in recognising each other. We were.

He was the former site accountant at a place I used to work. We'd not seen each other for 6 years. He wasn't staying there but just popped in for a drink email route to watch Northampton play at Dagenham.

The points of luck in this meeting were amazing. We didn't normally use this hotel when in London. We were too early for our room so needed to kill time, but we'd not naturally have gone to the bar except for the vouchers. The other guy was sat in another area of the bar and I wouldn't have spotted him if he'd not come for a refill.

It just set me thinking of how many near-misses we must have, very regularly.

[Bruce Rioja]

He's probably just posted on a Cobbler's forum - You won't believe which c*nt I had the misfortune of bumping into on Saturday etc. etc.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I'm not

Glad it's not just me. Watched that vid and like everything else of his I've ever seen, barely a titter

I'm not going to enjoy this, when I finally see it on Monday, am I?

You might as it resonates with the prejudice about your hair demonstrated by your boss.

Ha. Too fxcking true.

[bobo the clown]

He's probably just posted on a Cobbler's forum - You won't believe which c*nt I had the misfortune of bumping into on Saturday etc. etc.

To get the full impact I'll have him turn up at the park run with you next weekend then.