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aye ... tidy !!bobby5 wrote:Any word spoken with a Welsh accent.
Though the "Welsh accent" around these parts is a cross between Cheshire, Manc & Scouse. Though they add "yeah?" or "like" to the end of almost every sentence, like ... yeah ?
... and they appear utterly incapable of not doiing "can you borrow me (something) ,,, " when thet wish that you lend them an item.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
I think the situation with the low crowds at the reebok are quite concerning...thebish wrote:I quite dislike the modern way of using the word "concerning" instead of worrying..
the situation in Georgia is quite concerning...
just sounds odd to me...
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Burglarized.
Who the flippin bastard uses "burglarized"?
I'll tell you - Yanks.
A ridiculous and hugely ugly example of their tendency to create unnecessary verbs where perfectly good ones (to burgle, anyone?) already exist.
Who the flippin bastard uses "burglarized"?
I'll tell you - Yanks.
A ridiculous and hugely ugly example of their tendency to create unnecessary verbs where perfectly good ones (to burgle, anyone?) already exist.
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I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range
I used to care, but things have changed"
I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range
I used to care, but things have changed"
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Yet surely you would be concerned about that situation, Bish.thebish wrote:I quite dislike the modern way of using the word "concerning" instead of worrying..
the situation in Georgia is quite concerning...
just sounds odd to me...
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I could probably point to just about any utterance of every single football pundit ever. However, get this for a double, nay, triple whammy.
First off, Gary 'as a former professional footballer' Stevens, talking like a piss-poor Lloyd Grossman impersonator (as if that's not enough) comes out with "Your Beckhams, your Rooneys, your Lampards, your Joe Coles" and if you haven't twatted the radio by this point then you'll hear him cap it all off with "of this world".
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh !!!!!!!
First off, Gary 'as a former professional footballer' Stevens, talking like a piss-poor Lloyd Grossman impersonator (as if that's not enough) comes out with "Your Beckhams, your Rooneys, your Lampards, your Joe Coles" and if you haven't twatted the radio by this point then you'll hear him cap it all off with "of this world".
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh !!!!!!!
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thebish wrote:the phrase "Monday Morning" irritates you?David Lee's Hair wrote:Monday Morning
or is this an alternative game to Mornington Crescent?
in which case - I play.......
Saturday Evening
The phrase bish, it's more the impending feeling of dread it gives me, and the unnerving feeling I've wasted my weekend on the lash yet again
Professionalism, the last refuge of the talentless
ahh - I'll give you Monday Morning then!
and raise you...
"going forward" or "moving forward" as a way to deflect a question about something THEY have done and been responsible for for YEARS and trying to suggest something will change.
DSB quoted an example of its use in a slightly different but equally irritating way in his prozone quotage..
JUST STOP IT!!!
and raise you...
"going forward" or "moving forward" as a way to deflect a question about something THEY have done and been responsible for for YEARS and trying to suggest something will change.
DSB quoted an example of its use in a slightly different but equally irritating way in his prozone quotage..
the "moving forward" here adds NOTHINGChris Evans, Bolton Wanderers Assistant Manager, commented, “We're delighted to have extended the Club's long standing partnership with ProZone. The system provides us with invaluable performance insights and we trust the ProZone data implicitly. Our long-term commitment moving forward reflects this and will enable ProZone to invest even more into their products, technology and service."
JUST STOP IT!!!
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"to be fair"
which usually precedes either something grossly unfair (cf. "with respect") or a placement of guilt on either the speaker or listener
"to be fair, you weren't playing well yourself mate" (note "mate" added as emollient)
"to be fair, I should have done this by now" (no, if you wanted to be fair, you'd have done it)
"to be fair, she was hideously ugly"
I'm also noticing a creeping use of the wrong person when bosses check up how you're doing with an allotted task. "How are we doing with those reports, Barnet?" "Well I've been too busy with all this other shite, have you any intention of getting off your arse and started them?"
which usually precedes either something grossly unfair (cf. "with respect") or a placement of guilt on either the speaker or listener
"to be fair, you weren't playing well yourself mate" (note "mate" added as emollient)
"to be fair, I should have done this by now" (no, if you wanted to be fair, you'd have done it)
"to be fair, she was hideously ugly"
I'm also noticing a creeping use of the wrong person when bosses check up how you're doing with an allotted task. "How are we doing with those reports, Barnet?" "Well I've been too busy with all this other shite, have you any intention of getting off your arse and started them?"
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I'm also noticing a creeping use of the wrong person when bosses check up how you're doing with an allotted task. "How are we doing with those reports, Barnet?" "Well I've been too busy with all this other shite, have you any intention of getting off your arse and started them?"
yeah - VERY irritating... I think it is a subconscious attempt to be less confrontational..
funnily enough - I was talking about this the other day with another vicar-type - about preaching - and the almost universal tendency for preachers nowadays to "we-ify" and "us-ify" everything they say.
on the surface - very inclusive and not setting the clergy apart - but I reckon 99% it is not meant and it is obviously not meant - the preacher quite obviously means "you (plural)" but says "we" and thus comes across as patronizing (or, rather, (before anyone else says it!), more patronizing than usual!. It also has the effect of de-personalising everything s/he says and taking away most of its force/impact.
for a staggeringly awesome example of a vicar NOT doing this - see here! http://www.larknews.com/august_2008/sec ... php?page=1
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Not too subconscious, Bish; it's transparently disingenuous. Transparent to everyone. That's what makes it so irksome, I think.thebish wrote:yeah - VERY irritating... I think it is a subconscious attempt to be less confrontational...Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:I'm also noticing a creeping use of the wrong person when bosses check up how you're doing with an allotted task. "How are we doing with those reports, Barnet?" "Well I've been too busy with all this other shite, have you any intention of getting off your arse and started them?"
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